The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Hu Lijing pointed at Luo Yun and asked Lou Yunsi: "Do you know what good things your maid has done?"

Lou Yunsi thought: Is it because her maid hit Luo Yun, so she brought people to apologize? Has she become an anti-personnel in this world?

Lou Yunsi waved her hand and said, "Xiao Jing, don't worry about it. It's just a small matter. You don't have to come here to apologize. Luo Yun is fine. We are not that stingy. Just don't do this next time."

Hu Lijing said impatiently: "Sixth Madam, what are you talking about? You are talking nonsense. Your maid Luo Yun beat my maid Xiaoya like this, and you are still talking about trivial matters."

Hu Lijing asked her maid Xiaoya to stand in front of her and pointed at her face, which was red and swollen and unrecognizable. She almost thought it was a monster.

Lou Yunsi thought: Oh my god! Going out on the street in the middle of the night like this will scare people to death.

Lou Yunsi pulled Luo Yun aside and whispered, "Xiao Yun, what's wrong with you? You beat her like a pig. Have you ever practiced boxing before? You're so good! No wonder you said she might be even worse off than you."

Luo Yun smiled awkwardly and said, "Hey, Miss, I'm just a little stronger than her."

"Hey, what are you two, master and servant, talking about in secret? Look at your maid, she beat my maid like this. I'm here to settle the score with you." Hu Lijing saw Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun whispering and ignoring what she said. She felt very angry.

Lou Yunsi pulled the maid Xiaoya over and said, "Look, Xiaoya looks quite funny now, though her body is a little loose, but she is quite funny. When the general came back and saw her face, he couldn't stop laughing. How wonderful!"

Hu Lijing said speechlessly: "What kind of twisted logic are you using? I beat Luo Yun like this now, isn't it good? It's funny."

Lou Yunsi continued, "That won't do. If you beat her up like this, we'll be the only ones watching. The general won't come to our place, and we won't be able to attract his attention. But it's different for you. Maybe the general will come to your place soon after he returns."

Hu Lijing thought to herself: This Sixth Madam, who seems silly but not silly, could it be that she has become crazy after being out of favor for so long?

Hu Lijing said unhappily, "Your maid beat my maid like this, so you're not going to pursue the matter?"

Lou Yunsi comforted her, "It was indeed wrong for our Xiaoyun to hit your maid, but as far as I know, it was your maid who hit her first and said bad things about me, so our Xiaoyun took action. You should discipline your maid."

When Hu Lijing heard Lou Yunsi asking her to discipline the maid, she was so angry that her face turned green. She said, "My maid has been with me since she was a child. Although she has never learned music, chess, calligraphy or painting, she usually follows me and has a good sense of propriety. If your maid wasn't barbaric, how could she have taken action? Xiaoya, did she hit you first?"

The maid Xiaoya covered her red and swollen face and cried, "Reporting to the Sixth Madam, it was Luo Yun who hit me first, and he was particularly cruel." After saying that, she wiped her tears pitifully.

Luo Yun immediately retorted: "Miss, she got it wrong. She was the one who hit me first. She was still arrogant and called me a fool. I tried to let go several times, but she hit me back. That's why I fought back again and again."

Lou Yunsi thought: Luo Yun would not lie, it was obvious that the maid was just a troublemaker and was exaggerating.

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "Maybe it's all a misunderstanding. God wants Xiao Jing to come to my villa to sit for a while, make friends, eat some buns, and have fun."

Hu Lijing said disdainfully: "I think you are just thinking too much because the courtyard is too quiet. You must be going crazy!"

Luo Yun said: "How can you say my wife is crazy? You are just a guest of the general's mansion. The person standing in front of you is the general's sixth wife. You must not be rude!"

Hu Lijing raised her hand angrily, wanting to slap him.

Seeing this, Lou Yunsi stood in front of Luo Yun, holding Hu Lijing's hand and said, "Xiaojing, your hands are slender and smooth. The general will be happy to see them. What if you beat someone up and your hands get swollen? It would be bad if the general came back and saw a pig and a pig's trotter and ran away!"

After Lou Yunsi finished speaking, she pointed at Luo Yun's fat and swollen face and Hu Lijing's hand.

Hu Lijing touched her hand subconsciously and said, "Sixth Madam, what tricks are you playing? You are an outdated madam, don't think I am afraid of you."

Lou Yunsi thought to herself: See, the fox tail is exposed, and you are still that dog-like person, looking down on people. I tolerated you in that world, but I will never tolerate you in this world.

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "Oh, even if you are out of fashion, you are still a lady after all. It's better than some people who move in without proper title and can only be called Miss. In our place, Miss is worthless!"

Hu Lijing shrugged and said arrogantly, "I don't know what nonsense you are talking about. The general and I have been childhood sweethearts. You guys can't compare. When the general returns home and sees me, he will definitely think of the time we spent together. Then you can just wait to drink the wedding wine that I and the general will have!"

Lou Yunsi laughed, "Hahaha, when we were kids playing house, we were also called childhood sweethearts. If we were really affectionate, then after all these years, the general has already married his sixth wife. Where is the affection? Where are you? Go home and think it over!"

Luo Yun, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

Seeing how Lou Yunsi spoke, the maid Xiaoya wanted to help her master and said, "So what if the general married his sixth wife? Didn't the sixth wife even have a wedding night? How pitiful! What right does a wife who the general has never seen have to criticize our young lady?"

Lou Yunsi said calmly: "Why does your maid look so much like the dog we raised at home, barking when she gets angry? This maid has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, no wonder she was beaten into a pig's head. She has too much mouth. Go back and brush your teeth more often, rinsing your mouth, your mouth is too smelly, and people dislike her!"

The maid Xiaoya was so angry that she couldn't speak: "Sixth Madam, you, you..."

Hu Lijing said angrily: "Sixth Madam, don't go too far. If you are no longer popular, just stay in your villa. Be careful that I will be favored in the future and ask you to come and serve me!"

Lou Yunsi said, "Oh Mo, I have been staying in the courtyard. It was you who broke in and acted wildly in my territory. I really want to serve you. I will bring you a bowl of poisoned tea to taste, but maybe I will be the one to order you around in the future."

Lou Yunsi thought: With your limited ability, you want to curse in front of me? After all, I have watched Stephen Chow's movies, and I remember many of the cursing scenes clearly. I can curse a water pipe into bending and the sea into turbulent waves. I will curse you away later.

Hu Lijing knew that she had underestimated the Sixth Madam. No matter what she said, she was always aggressive and had no advantage at all. So she thought about waiting until she really became the Seventh Madam, and then finding a way to torture the Sixth Madam.

Hu Lijing said to Lou Yunsi, "I don't want to waste my time talking to you. Just wait and see. The days ahead are long. When I become the Seventh Madam, you'll be in for a treat."

Lou Yunsi said: "The rest of my life is long, and your tricks of torturing people are rotten enough. I am waiting for your progress, but you will never catch up with me, because you are making progress, and I am flying fast. Go back and apply medicine to your maid. If you are late, I don't know when your face will be healed."

The maid Xiaoya touched her face worriedly. Hu Lijing angrily took the maid Xiaoya and stormed out of Lou Yunsi's villa.

After they walked away, Luo Yun asked, "Madam, what should we do if she becomes the Seventh Madam in the future?"

Lou Yunsi patted Luo Yun on the head and said, "It's a shame. You hit the maid's face like that. What do you think you're going to do?"

Luo Yun covered his face and said, "Madam, you have to save me, I don't want to turn into a pig head!"

Lou Yunsi laughed and pulled Luo Yun into the house.