The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Wangcai had just finished visiting the planting base and came over to report to Lou Yunsi: "Madam, the watermelon seeds we planted have sprouted!"

Lou Yunsi said happily: "Really? The progress is pretty good, we will be able to eat melons soon!"

Wangcai touched the back of his head, as if he wanted to say something but hesitated. Seeing this, Lou Yunsi asked, "Wangcai, what happened?"

Wangcai said: "When I was a child, I heard from the elderly that when watermelon seeds sprout, their souls will leave their bodies and turn into black ghosts that will eat people."

Lou Yunsi looked defeated and said, "Wangcai, those old people are just telling stories. We are not making a ghost movie now, and we are not on a certain planet. There are not so many strange ghosts appearing."

Wangcai said with a puzzled look on his face: "Madam, what are you talking about? I don't understand anything, but I really saw a black ghost."

Lou Yunsi looked at Wangcai and said, "In a dream?"

Wangcai shook his head and said, "Madam, no, it's just outside our planting base?"

Lou Yunsi knocked on Wangcai's head and said, "You are so sleepy, I don't believe you, you are the ghost! You are a very evil hungry ghost!"

Wangcai continued to explain: "Madam, it's true, a female ghost with disheveled hair, I pushed her down in one go!"

Lou Yunsi said doubtfully, "Is this true? Wangcai, please don't scare people in broad daylight, okay?"

Wangcai said affirmatively: "Madam, it is true. Maybe she is still lying there. I will take you to see her."

Lou Yunsi thought: How superstitious the ancient people were, they could even say that fireflies were will-o'-the-wisp, and people could even pretend to be ghosts to help adults solve cases. Could it be that what Wangcai saw was a thief who broke in from somewhere?

Lou Yunsi asked Wangcai to get a stick. Wangcai rushed over with a small shovel. Seeing that Lou Yunsi was holding a large piece of wood, Lou Yunsi looked at the small shovel in Wangcai's hand and said, "Wangcai, are you tickling the thief?"

Wangcai smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, Madam, I just thought that you are so strong that you will protect me!"

Lou Yunsi pretended to pull Wangcai's butt and said, "I'll protect your head! Believe it or not, I'll send you to be a ghost husband!"

Wangcai was so scared that he said, "Madam, please don't do that. I was wrong!"

Lou Yunsi thought: This fool, how could I have such a stupid servant! Could it be that I was extremely smart in my previous life and no one could beat me, so I have to find a fool to suppress my arrogance in this life? Oh, forget it!

Lou Yunsi sighed and said, "Take me to catch the thief!"

Wangcai said: "Madam, what thief? It's a ghost!"

Lou Yunsi said speechlessly: "Stop talking nonsense and go quickly, otherwise the ghost will run away and come to find you next time!"

Wangcai quickly said, "Madam, stop talking, let's go!"

Walking outside the planting base, Wangcai huddled behind Lou Yunsi in fear and said, "Madam, it's over there!"

At this moment, I suddenly saw the mud in front of me moving. A mud man covered in mud slowly crawled up, with messy hair, and moved slowly forward like a zombie.

Lou Yunsi shuddered and thought: What the hell? No way, ancient zombies?

Wangcai grabbed Lou Yunsi's clothes and shouted, "Madam, look, it's that ghost. I'm so scared! Let's find someone to catch her?"

Lou Yunsi shook off Wangcai's hand and said, "Wangcai, calm down!"

In fact, Lou Yunsi was so scared that she was shaking even when she spoke. She raised the stick in her hand and silently said to the "zombie" in front of her: "If you don't leave, I will beat you to the sky with one stick!"

"Madam! Madam!" What's going on? The "zombie" moves slowly while calling for madam.

Wangcai said in horror: "Madam, this ghost is here to find you!"

Lou Yunsi started to panic, thinking: No way! I didn't do anything wrong. I just went to the toilet once and forgot to flush it? You're coming to me for this!

The "zombie" was getting closer and closer. Lou Yunsi and Wangcai kept backing away. The "zombie" raised his muddy hands, brushed aside his messy hair, and said, "Madam, Wangcai, it's me!"

What? Why does this voice sound so familiar? Oh, it's Luo Yun!

Lou Yunsi shouted: "Luo Yun, how did you become like this?"

Luo Yun rushed over and snatched the small shovel from Wangcai's hand, and hit Wangcai on the head. Wangcai shouted: "Luo Yun, are you possessed by a ghost? Why are you hitting me?"

Luo Yun cursed: "You big-headed ghost! Why did you push me down just now?"

Wangcai said in surprise: "Why did you get up from the back with your hair disheveled?"

Luo Yun said: "I didn't see the road clearly, and I fell there. When I got up, you pushed me down again, and I was covered in mud. If I hadn't been so weak, I would have slapped you into the mud!"

Wangcai said aggrievedly: "How do we know it's you? Why are you so messy and disheveled? Anyone who sees you would think you are a ghost!"

Lou Yunsi said, "Let's help Luo Yun back quickly and let her wash up first."

So, Lou Yunsi and Wangcai helped Luo Yun in. When Luo Yun finished washing and came out, Wangcai said happily: "Luo Yun, you are finally back to normal!"

Luo Yun glanced at Wangcai and said angrily: "I was almost killed by you, and you're still normal!"

Wangcai touched his head, smiled awkwardly and said, "Luo Yun, I didn't mean it. You looked so scary just now."

Lou Yunsi asked curiously, "Xiao Yun, didn't you go to the eldest lady to pick up something? How did it become like this?"

Wangcai said first: "Luo Yun, you won't be embarrassed by the people in the Madam's Villa, right?"

Luo Yun said angrily: "It was Xiaoya, the personal maid of that cousin, who said bad things about the cousin and rushed up to pull my hair. She started it first, and I can't just let her do whatever she wants."

So Luo Yun told Lou Yunsi and Wangcai everything that had just happened in detail.

Wangcai picked up the shovel and rushed out, but was stopped by Lou Yunsi: "Wangcai, what are you doing?"

Wangcai said angrily: "Madam, of course we have to avenge Luo Yun! Kill that damn girl!"

Lou Yunsi said, "You were alone, and before you even stepped into the other courtyard, you were kicked out by the servants guarding the door."

Wangcai said unhappily, "Do we have to swallow our anger and let Luo Yun be bullied by others?"

Luo Yun looked at Wangcai's actions and said with some emotion: "Thank you, Wangcai, but forget it, you will get hurt later too."

Lou Yunsi said, "Yes, don't be impulsive. Luo Yun's revenge must be taken. Even if the three of us all get weapons, we can't fly in and kill her. We can't call the police and let Sir catch her. If she was at our house, I would have hired a killer to kill her long ago!"

Luo Yun and Wangcai looked at Lou Yunsi with confusion. Lou Yunsi continued, "What I mean is, don't worry. I'll remember all these accounts. I'll make that damn girl Aya pay you back double in the future!"

Wangcai asked: "Madam, what should we do now?"

Luo Yun muttered: "What can I do? I've already beaten her. Maybe she's even worse off than me."

Wangcai saw that Luo Yun looked indifferent and didn't say anything. Lou Yun thought that maybe it was because the maid Xiaoya hit Luo Yun, so the cousin would punish the maid Xiaoya.

Lou Yunsi continued, "What can we do now? It's cold! When the time comes, we'll push that damned girl Xiaoya to the ground, trample on her, make her face look like a big cat, and let her cry."

Luo Yun and Wangcai looked at Lou Yunsi with admiring eyes.