The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Not everyone was preparing to welcome Fan Ziren back home, Lou Yunsi was an exception.

Lou Yunsi counted the days and found that two months had passed. The sweet potatoes planted by Wangcai were ready to be harvested. Lou Yunsi had said that she would wait for Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenkek to come back and make delicious sweet potato dishes, but she hasn't waited for them to come back yet.

Just when Lou Yunsi was wondering when the three handsome men Fan Ziren, Li Shenning, and Xiao Shenke would come back, Wangcai ran over and said, "Madam, the general has defeated the people of the Gem Country and has returned to the capital. He will be back soon after reporting to the palace."

Luo Yun also came over and said, "I heard from the maids a long time ago that the first lady's maid Xiao Lan and the second lady's maid Xiao Zi were still buying things to decorate the villa that day. They showed off in front of others and I was so angry that I almost strangled them."

Lou Yunsi asked, "Why haven't you mentioned this matter?"

Luo Yun said, "You've been concentrating on researching new recipes recently and have hardly gone out. You didn't even know there were gongs and drums outside. It's so lively, but it's better not to mention it. It'll make me angry if I mention it! If the general comes back and doesn't go to anyone's yard, it will be so funny! And everyone is showing off and making fun of our quiet life!"

Lou Yunsi soothed him, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, just treat them as air and slap them away in the air!"

Luo Yun said: "Madam, you said it very well! I heard that they made a joke today!"

Lou Yunsi asked, "What's the joke?"

Luo Yun replied, "Yesterday, several other ladies in the Fan Mansion dressed up gorgeously to welcome the general back to the palace, but they were told that the emperor had left the general in the palace and that he would only return today! Those ladies were very disappointed, especially the first and second ladies. When they heard someone shouting that the general was back, they all rushed forward to greet him and almost got into a fight!"

Lou Yunsi thought: Wow, this is so exciting! The scene of a wealthy family fighting for a husband actually happened to me. What a pity, I didn't see it. Now they don't come to report anything. I feel like I've been banished to the cold palace. These mansion fights are really comparable to the fights in the harem. They can be made into a TV series!

Luo Yun continued: "They are still discussing how the general can defeat the general of the Gem Country."

I also asked curiously: "How did you say that?"

Luo Yun said: "I didn't hear it clearly, Wangcai, tell my wife about it!"

Wangcai immediately transformed into a storyteller: "You all sit down first, and listen to me in detail. It is said that General Fan Ziren led his troops to attack the Baoshi Kingdom this time, and he defeated the enemy so badly that everyone was very happy!"

Lou Yunsi complained: "Stop talking nonsense and get straight to the point."

Wangcai went on to say, "Madam, please be patient. Just as General Fan Ziren led his soldiers to charge into the battlefield, there was a burst of "ahhhh", then another burst of "howl", and suddenly there was a clang, then "bang bang", and finally "ahhhh", General Fan Ziren won the final victory!"

Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun were completely confused. Lou Yunsi almost threw the cup in her hand forward and shouted, "You are a liar, give me your money back!"

Wangcai said proudly: "Madam, Xiaoyun, don't you think what I said is very good?"

Lou Yunsi said speechlessly: "I hate you big-headed ghost! You are howling like a ghost one moment and making some clanging sounds the next. Are you performing an audio theater? I really don't know how to appreciate it. If you don't explain it clearly, I will punish you to kneel down like a sweet potato!"

Wangcai heard this and said with a chuckle: "Madam, this is called humor!"

Lou Yunsi thought: What kind of humor is this? If you weren't so loyal and I wasn't in need of servants, with your humorous personality, I really want to kick you out! Fly out of my sight!

Luo Yun said disdainfully: "Wangcai, no girl would like you like this!"

Wangcai wondered, "Why don't any girls like me? When I was with other ladies before, they liked me so much and always asked me to perform various shows."

Luo Yun said: "That's not called liking, that's called watching you play monkey tricks!"

Wangcai said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you again!"

Wangcai went on to say, "General Fan Ziren led his soldiers to charge towards the Gem Nation camp. Everyone shouted 'Charge!' in unison, and then there was a fighting scene. Those who were being beaten were shouting 'Ahhh!', and those who were injured were of course howling!"

Wangcai took a sip of tea and continued, "General Fan Ziren raised his precious sword and rushed towards the enemy. The sound of the weapons hitting each other was clanging, and the sound of the weapons colliding was banging. In the end, General Fan Ziren knocked the enemy general to the ground, and the enemy soldiers fled everywhere screaming."

Lou Yunsi raised her thumb and said, "It's amazing. You described it like that. Okay, what you said later can be considered as making up for it. What happened next? Did you defeat the general of the Gem Country like this?"

Wangcai continued, "I heard that General Fan had the general of the Gem Kingdom tied up and hung on a tree, leaving him in the sun for a day and a night, and then let him go and asked him to go back and negotiate peace with the monarch, and only then did they sign the peace agreement!"

Luo Yun said: "Oh my god, being exposed to the sun for a whole day and night is too cruel. The general is really violent!"

Lou Yunsi said, "That shouldn't be the case. The general wouldn't hang the enemy commander on a tree for a whole day and night!"

Wangcai asked: "How do you know the general can't do it?"

Luo Yun also agreed: "That's right, you see the general has left us here for almost two years and has never come to see you, you can see how heartless and heartless he is!"

Lou Yunsi put her finger to her lips, signaling Luo Yun not to talk nonsense: "Whether the general came to us or not, it is not enough to discredit the general's sincerity in protecting the people. A person who is willing to fight outside all year round and protect the people, who does not care about personal gains and losses, will not be so ruthless and ungrateful."

Luo Yun said: "Madam, didn't you say before that the general often fought on the battlefield and might be a violent maniac?"

Lou Yunsi said, "Before, I didn't know the general's situation. I always thought he was a violent maniac. But last time, his personal guards were very protective of him, which proved that he was a general loved by the soldiers. If he was a violent maniac, he probably wouldn't be protected by the soldiers. So the general should be a person worthy of everyone's respect. In the future, you should stop talking about this!"

Luo Yun and Wangcai nodded.

At this time, Fan Ziren was taking Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke to the door of Lou Yunsi's villa, and heard their conversation just now. When Fan Ziren heard what Lou Yunsi said, he felt ecstatic and smiled unconsciously.

Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke both saw this action. Li Shenning thought: Did I see it wrong? Just now, I actually saw that the general seemed to smile. Since the general took on the important task of defending the country, he rarely smiled in front of others. Usually, he looked majestic.