The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

It turned out that before General Cao of Baoshi State sent people to launch a surprise attack, Fan Ziren had already deployed everything.

According to the information Xiao Shen could find out, General Cao of the Gem Kingdom was proficient in the strange magic of the Northern Territory and was good at poisoning. He was the best master in the Gem Kingdom, but few people knew that he was addicted to alcohol and sex. Once he got drunk, he would become unconscious.

During the march, he did not drink a drop of alcohol for fear of causing trouble, and the soldiers thought he was not a drinker.

Fan Ziren found a few people to pretend to be refugees, and deliberately let General Cao see them when he passed by. General Cao was naturally moved by the beauties, so he pretended to be kind and took the "refugees" back to the camp.

One of the people who infiltrated the refugees was called Xiao Hong, and she was one of the most outstanding members of Shawshank's secret intelligence team.

Before blending in with the refugees, Li Shen Ning gave her a brief training. Based on Li Shen Ning's many years of experience hanging out with women, he told her how to get General Cao to drink.

While the soldiers were eating and drinking, General Cao was particularly vigilant. He sat alone at a table nearby, only eating and not drinking.

At this time, Xiaohong walked over as planned and wanted to pour wine for General Cao, but General Cao stopped her: "No need, I don't drink during the march!"

Xiao Hong put down the bottle and said, "General, you look like a gentleman. When everyone is eating big pieces of meat and drinking big glasses of wine, you are the only one who is sober!"

Seeing Xiaohong praising him, General Cao couldn't help but smile and said, "This is a habit of mine. Drink more, girl!"

Seeing that he had opened the topic, Xiao Hong continued, "For those of us who have no food to eat, we don't know what to do next, so how can we have the mood to drink?"

At this time, Xiaohong deliberately pulled her headscarf. Under the moonlight, she looked particularly beautiful and charming. General Cao couldn't help swallowing.

General Cao couldn't help but ask, "Are there any other people in your family? Why are you here?"

Xiaohong added: "My family was mistakenly killed by General Fan Ziren's men. I was lucky enough to escape and ended up here."

After saying that, Xiaohong wiped her eyes. Seeing this, General Cao thought to himself: This girl is alone, it would be nice if she could follow me in the future!

General Cao was thinking about how to talk to Xiaohong about this.

Xiao Hong was the first to speak: "General Cao, why don't you leave me in the barracks? I can help you with the laundry and cooking, and I can be your slave!"

When General Cao heard that he would be treated like a slave, he was overjoyed.

In order to hide his inner joy, General Cao pretended to be calm and said, "We have people in our army to wash clothes and cook, so we don't need you to come here! But if you have nowhere to go and you don't mind that we are all men here, you can stay in our barracks."

Xiaohong thought to herself: What a stinky man, lust is his main concern!

Xiao Hong knew that General Cao was about to take the bait, so she said, "Great, General Cao, you are such a nice person. Come, I'll toast you a glass!"

After drinking, he pretended to be a little drunk, deliberately leaned towards General Cao, and then quickly stood up.

Xiaohong thought to herself: Look at you, old pervert, your eyes are as big as gongs when you look at me, and your saliva is about to fall to the floor. When General Fan captures you, I will chop you into pieces, hum!

When General Cao saw Xiaohong's actions, he felt that no one could resist such a passionate girl. However, because he had successfully stolen grain from Fan Ziren's military camp granary a few days ago, he had sent people to steal grain tonight, but they had not returned yet. He wanted to wait until the people came back before talking about it, for fear that drinking would affect the matter.

General Cao smiled and said, "Little Red, this fine wine goes well with a beautiful woman. You should drink it yourself. I have to be ready to resist foreign enemies at any time. If I get drunk now, it will be bad! After we defeat the enemy, I will definitely drink a glass with you!"

Xiao Hong thought to herself: You old pervert, you are still quite cautious! Let me use my special trick and see how you can handle it!

Xiao Hong cleared her throat and suddenly said coquettishly: "Hey, General Cao, what's the point of a girl like me drinking? People say that good wine goes with beautiful women, and beautiful women go with generals. It's really boring if you don't drink. Just drink a little. It's late at night and there's no one around. Nothing will happen!"

Seeing that General Cao was still a little hesitant, Xiao Hong said directly: "Forget it, since you don't appreciate it, I'd better go to bed early!"

General Cao saw that the fat in his hand was about to fall off his lips, so he quickly said, "I'll drink it, I'll drink some!"

So, Xiaohong poured a glass of wine herself and put it into General Cao's mouth. After General Cao drank the wine, he suddenly felt dizzy. It turned out that this wine was a special liquor prepared by Xiaohong. It would be foolish to poison General Cao, who was good at poisoning. However, the special liquor was colorless and tasteless, and the effect could not be known until it was drunk.

General Cao began to speak incoherently, sometimes singing and sometimes dancing.

Xiaohong thought: This Gem Country's top soldier is just like this! He was knocked down by a glass of wine from me, hahahaha!

At this moment, Fan Ziren caught the enemy on the other side of the secret passage. Although the enemy had committed suicide by taking poison, Fan Ziren decided to use this secret passage to kill the enemy by surprise, and he and Xiaohong cooperated from inside and outside.

So, he led his soldiers through the secret passage and launched a sudden attack, which frightened the soldiers of the Gem Kingdom and made them flee in panic. He defeated them and General Cao was rescued by his personal guards.

Xiaohong thought: It’s a pity that I couldn’t capture you alive so that I could whip you!

Xiaohong was very happy to see the general. Although she was Xiao Shenke's subordinate, she also loved Fan Ziren, but Fan Ziren had no interest in her.

When Fan Ziren saw Xiaohong, he immediately praised her for her good work. When Xiaohong wanted to say something, Xiao Shenke said, "Xiaohong, your mission is completed. You can go back to the city as soon as possible!"

Xiaohong thought to herself: He is indeed the Black-Faced God. He didn’t even have a word of praise for me. If the general hadn’t praised me, I would have quit my job as a secret agent.

Xiao Hong jokingly said: "Why don't I stay in the army and continue to help the general!"

Xiao Shenke said seriously: "You can leave after completing the mission. This is the rule of our secret agents, and women are never welcome in our barracks!"

Xiao Hong thought: I don’t know your nickname! Xiao Shen Ke! You are known to be strict and crazy!

Fan Ziren stepped forward and said, "Thank you Miss Xiaohong for your help. It was all thanks to Miss Xiaohong's persuasion that General Cao drank the wine that we succeeded in our raid tonight. After tonight's battle, the people of the Gem Country should be temporarily unable to fight back. There is no need for you to stay in the army for the time being. You can go back to the city first and wait for news!"

Xiaohong thought: This is what a normal person would say, and this is what our general would say. The general is indeed handsome, gentle, considerate, brave and invincible!

Hearing what Fan Ziren said, Xiao Hong felt a little embarrassed and said with a smile: "I will listen to you, General!"

So Xiaohong retreated and went back to the city.