The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Luo Yun described in a particularly exaggerated way how they rescued the common people who were captured by the Gem Kingdom.

Lou Yunsi thought: Luo Yun, this girl, drools more than tea in front of handsome guys. She is a guard, not a fool. She frowned when she heard those plots full of loopholes. She was very embarrassed, but she was too embarrassed to stop her in front of the strange handsome guy.

Fortunately, Li Shenning suddenly said, "Excuse me, I need to go to the toilet!"

Luo Yun then stopped and pointed in the direction of the toilet to Li Shen Ning, breaking the awkwardness.

After a while, Li Shenning ran back, blushing, and asked anxiously: "Where is your toilet? Why can't I find it!"

Luo Yun pointed to the front and said, "The toilet is right in front, how can you not find it?"

Li Shenning said: "I really can't find it!"

Lou Yunsi stood up and said, "Maybe our toilet is special. There is a chair there, which makes you feel that it is not a toilet. Let me take you there!"

When Fan Ziren and Xiao Shenke heard that their toilet was special, they also stood up and wanted to see what kind of toilet it was that Li Shenning couldn't find.

Everyone stood up and walked towards the toilet.

When he arrived at the toilet, he saw Li Shen Ning standing at the door of the toilet. Xiao Shen Ke asked, "What happened?"

Li Shenning pointed to the toilet and said, "What's this in there?"

Lou Yunsi stepped forward and explained, "This is a toilet!"

Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenkei looked at Lou Yunsi with question marks on their faces.

Lou Yunsi continued to explain: "Don't you feel tired when you need to squat to go to the toilet? Has anyone ever told you that the toilet is a skylight that opens up another world of thoughts!"

Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke shook their heads.

Lou Yunsi continued, "Let me tell you now, our time is very precious. We always waste some time squatting on the toilet. If we sit here to solve the problem, our legs won't go numb, and we can sit comfortably and think about life. Maybe we will have a different experience!"

Li Shen Ning agreed, "So that's how it is. Your idea is really good! What's in this box? Why is there a faint fragrance?"

Luo Yun replied: "That's the aromatherapy our Madam prepared, it helps to eliminate the stench of the toilet!"

Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke had never heard of these things before. When they heard that Lou Yunsi had such special ideas, they felt a little more admiration in their hearts.

Fan Ziren, in particular, felt that Lou Yunsi was very different from his other wives. His other wives only knew how to say flattering words, while everything Lou Yunsi said seemed to open up new horizons for him.

After Lou Yunsi finished speaking, she asked everyone to go back and continue tasting tea.

When Fan Ziren passed by the back garden, he found it very different. The things displayed there were things he had never seen before. There was a net hanging on the tree, and there were two chairs wrapped in vines next to it. He also saw a shed, but he didn't know what was inside.

These new things attracted Fan Ziren's attention. He was curious about what kind of woman Lou Yunsi was and why she knew so many strange things.

After everyone sat down again, Fan Ziren asked, "Just now I saw a lot of strange things in your back garden that I have never seen before. Are they all your ideas, Madam?"

Lou Yunsi replied: "Yes, real life is boring, I can't just sink into depravity, I have to find ways to please myself and cheer myself up!"

Fan Ziren thought: Life is boring? Is she saying that I have never been to her villa?

Lou Yunsi thought the handsome guy in front of her also wanted to go and play, but was too embarrassed to say it, so she said to Fan Ziren: "If you are interested, you can also go and play, it's quite stress-relieving!"

"Relieve stress? What kind of stress relief is there? That's exactly what we need!" At this time, Li Shenning came back from using the toilet. When he heard Lou Yunsi talking about reducing stress, he asked hurriedly.

Luo Yun rushed to say: "Those toys in our back garden!"

Li Shenning asked: "What kind of tool?"

Luo Yun added: "It was our wife who said that those were toys!"

Seeing that the three handsome guys Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke were about to have black question mark faces again, Lou Yunsi explained: "The tools that everyone plays with are called toys!"

Lou Yunsi thought to herself: I admire myself so much, my ability of making up stories has reached the pinnacle of perfection!

Li Shenning said, "I see. I saw it when I passed by just now when I came back. What are those two vines tying the chair together?"

Luo Yun said: "That's called a swing. It's really fun. When you sit on it and move back a little, it will rush forward. If someone pushes it, it will rush further. It's like you're going up to the clouds! Hahaha!"

Lou Yunsi immediately said, "Xiao Yun, that's exaggerating! A swing is one of the ways to relieve stress. When you sit on it and throw yourself forward, swinging up and down, it's easy to forget your worries, rush forward, and encourage yourself to run forward!"

Li Shenning couldn't help but say, "Wow, Sixth Madam, you are so talented!"

According to the information Xiao Shenke had obtained before, Lou Yunsi was the eldest daughter of the Lou family, but her biological mother left with another man when she was young. Lord Lou remarried, and the eldest lady of the Lou family did not let Lou Yunsi learn to read and write. It was said that she was a fool!

However, judging from the fact that Lou Yunsi bravely rescued the common people last time to his current conversation and intelligence in research and development, he is not like the fool that was rumored. Lou Yunsi is the biggest surprise Fan Ziren has encountered recently.

"What is the use of that net? To catch bad guys?" Xiao Shenke is usually very frugal with words, but today he actually asked a question. He was probably very surprised by Lou Yunsi's unique insights.

Lou Yunsi replied: "No, no, no, that's a lazy bed!"

Li Shen Ning asked in confusion: "A lazy person's bed?"

Lou Yunsi continued, "Yes, when you are tired from playing or want to bask in the sun, you can just lie down there. It's perfect! It's so comfortable!"

What Lou Yunsi said was that Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke had never been heard of before. It was as if they had gone to a new world and had some new experiences.

Luo Yun added: "Our wife has also developed many fun things, and there are many delicious things, which are also developed by our wife."

Li Shenning looked at Lou Yunsi with eyes full of admiration and said, "Sixth Madam, how did you come up with so many strange and interesting things?"

Lou Yunsi thought: I can't say that I died in another world, was reborn in this world, and then transformed this place according to that world! They will think I'm crazy.

When I was studying in another world, a classmate told us that he was an alien who came to our earth in a UFO. Everyone said that he was sick and needed to be treated! If he was not well, he could be taken away and destroyed!

Now I have become a neglected lady in the mansion, and I don’t want people to think I am a psychopath and drag me to death!

Lou Yunsi thought about it and said, "I just thought a little more when I was bored!"

Li Shenning said excitedly: "Is this what you call a little? We have never thought about it, and we can't imagine it!"

Lou Yunsi said modestly: "You are usually responsible for defending the country, and you don't have extra time to think too much. We have nothing to do in the other courtyard, so we can let our imagination run wild."

When Fan Ziren heard what Lou Yunsi said, he wondered why he didn't come over earlier, as if he had missed something.