The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

It turned out that during the Lantern Festival, the second young lady Lou Yunpiao felt a little cold, so the eldest lady asked the maid Xiaotao to come back and get a windbreaker for the second young lady. Unexpectedly, when passing by the door of the eldest young lady Lou Yunsi's room, she suddenly heard a man's voice vaguely.

Xiao Tao felt a little confused, but she couldn't just break into the eldest lady's room to verify it. She had to go get the cloak first, and then come back to report to the lady.

On the second day of the Lantern Festival, Xiao Tao reported what happened last night to the aunt, "What? There is a man hiding in that wild girl's room!" The aunt was very surprised and couldn't help but rush to Lou Yunsi's room to take a look. The maid Xiao Tao immediately said, "Madam, we must not be impulsive. We have no evidence to prove that there is a man hiding in the eldest lady's room. If we rush in rashly, it would be a good thing if we find it. If we don't find it, the eldest lady may be sarcastic and say something unpleasant.

The old lady thought: Yes, if I go there now and don't find a man in this wild girl's room, wouldn't it be a joke? The last time she said that, people gnashed their teeth. So, he ordered the maid Xiao Tao to find someone to watch Lou Yunsi's room every day to see if there was any movement in and out, and whether there was a man.

If he knew that there was really a man hiding in her room, he would report to the master and kick out both the wild girl and the man on the grounds that they had ruined the family's reputation. He could also sell Luo Yun to make some money, so that this house would naturally become his in the future.

Although Lou Yunsi posed no threat to her, this wild girl was always a thorn in her side. As long as she removed this thorn, she would feel much better.

The aunt asked Xiaotao to send people to watch the door of Lou Yunsi's room every day.

Luo Yun always felt someone was watching her when she entered and exited Lou Yunsi's room, so she walked into the room and said to Lou Yunsi, "Miss, I noticed that someone seemed to be staring at our door recently. I don't know if I have an illusion, but I always feel like someone is staring at me, and I feel uncomfortable all over, but I don't notice anyone."

Lou Yun thought for a moment, and recalled that on the night of the Lantern Festival, her aunt's maid Xiaotao passed by and found that Lou Yunsi's window was open, but she didn't say anything, but just walked over silently. There was something strange about this, and she might have been discovered by them.

No, she couldn't be discovered by them. Once they discovered her, they would have an excuse for the old lady to kick her out. Luo Yun would also be in trouble. She had to find a way to get Prince Wang out of the house quickly, since his injuries were almost healed.

So, Lou Yunsi discussed with the emperor: "Prince Wang, we found that there might be someone monitoring the area near the room, and it seems that they have discovered your presence. We must quickly find a way to send you out of the house to avoid any trouble."

Prince Wang was a little surprised when he heard this: "Someone discovered me? So I have to leave now? In such a hurry?"

Luo Yun said quickly: "Master Wang, if you don't leave now, my lady and I will be in trouble. My lady will definitely use this as an excuse to kick my lady out."

Lou Yunsi continued, "Yes, my lady is hoping that I will make some mistakes. If she knew that there was a man hiding in my room, she would definitely ruin my reputation and use this as an excuse to kick me out. Then Luo Yun might also suffer! Not to mention what will happen to you, Mr. Wang? By then, I will be powerless to protect you. Because I can't even protect myself."

Although the emperor was reluctant to leave here, he hoped to stay with Lou Yunsi for a longer time.

Because during these days of getting along, the emperor felt that he had never been so relaxed. He also developed a love for Lou Yunsixin and hoped to look at her more and express his feelings.

But when he thought that Lou Yunsi might be framed by the aunt and driven out of the mansion, he felt uncomfortable, so he agreed and left the mansion quickly.

After making a decision, the next step was to figure out how to get Prince Wang out of the house. Luo Yun said, "Miss, why don't we do the same as last time and let Prince Wang hide in the vegetable carriage and get him out!"

Lou Yunsi said immediately, "No, a few days ago, Young Master Wang was able to hide in the vegetable carriage without being discovered because the servants were busy with the Lantern Festival and no one paid attention. But now the Lantern Festival is over. The servants are watching, and it is not so easy to get away with it. If you are not careful, you will be seen by the servants. If you catch him, it will expose Young Master Wang's existence. We have to think of a more comprehensive way!"

Luo Yun added: "Yes, it's too obvious during the day. Miss, how about we do it at night?"

The emperor also agreed: "Yes, yes, it should be safer to go out at night, but how to go out?"

Luo Yun seemed to remember something, and said, "I heard that there is a carriage loaded with dung incense coming every night. It would be better to let Prince Wang hide in it."

Luo Yun's words awakened the dreamer, and Lou Yunsi immediately said, "This is great, no one will know! No one would have thought that Prince Wang would hide in a dung-scented carriage."

When the emperor heard that he had to hide in a dung-scented carriage, he thought to himself: How can I, a great emperor, lower myself to a low position and hide in a carriage that stinks so much? If people knew about this, how would I be able to face the civil and military officials?

So he immediately refused and said, "Absolutely not. The dung-scented cart is dirty and smelly. How could I hide in it?"

Lou Yun thought that Prince Wang was a businessman after all, and who would want to hide in a dung-scented carriage? So she comforted him, "Prince Wang, just be patient! When the time comes, Luo Yun and I will find some clothes for you, wrap you up, put some flowers, and you can take a hot bath outside soon, and the smell will naturally go away. For now, this is the best way. It can avoid everyone's attention and send you out safely."

So during the day, when no one was paying attention, Luo Yun went to look for some clothes and flowers.

At night, Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun wrapped the emperor in clothes and stuffed the flowers into the clothes. Luo Yun looked around the door to see if there was anyone hiding nearby and watching secretly. At this time, the person sent by Xiao Tao to observe was temporarily called by the master to do something, so he left.

After checking several times and finding no one, Luo Yun hurried to report to Lou Yunsi, and he and Lou Yunsi brought the emperor and secretly came to the back door of the Lou Mansion.

Sure enough, he saw a carriage loaded with dung incense at the back door. While no one was around, Prince Wang hid in the carriage.

Oh my god, it stinks so bad! I have enjoyed wealth and splendor since I was born, but I didn’t expect to hide in the smell of feces now! But for Miss Lou, I had to endure it. I left in such a hurry that I didn’t have time to express my feelings to Miss Lou! Miss Lou, wait for me, I will definitely take you out to watch the fireworks and wait for the title! The emperor thought secretly while hiding in the car.

Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun also hid behind a large rock nearby. Only after the carriage loaded with dung came out of the back door did they walk back to the room with peace of mind.

Finally got rid of this time bomb. If it stayed one more day, my heart would have exploded. Emma, ​​it’s so hard to be a good person!

Now that Young Master Wang was finally sent away and the matter was resolved, Lou Yunsi breathed a sigh of relief!