HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

Fortunately, the content published in the Daily Prophet changed quickly, and the topics people discussed also shifted.

"Blake once killed 13 people!" Old Tom wiped his wine glass and sighed, "Massacre, desperado!"

Another bartender also exclaimed loudly:

"How did he escape? There are monsters like Dementors in that place... It's incredible."

Now everyone was talking about Sirius Black's escape from prison, and Jane Yu could finally go out without being pointed at.

But what she didn't expect was——

She actually ran into Harry and Fudge in the Leaky Cauldron late at night!

How could the protagonist appear here at this time when school hasn't even started yet?

But the moment he saw her, Harry's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior.

Fudge also saw her, and a little embarrassment appeared on his face, but this expression disappeared in just a moment. He touched his forehead and pulled Jian Yu into Room 11.

"Oh, what has happened recently has really made me very busy--" He took off his small round hat and placed it on the brass coat stand, and the exposed scalp was soaked with sweat. "Fortunately, the matter of Lockhart is almost settled. If you ask me, he really likes to talk nonsense, doesn't he?"

At this moment, Fudge looked like an uncle next door, and his tone of voice when speaking to Jian Yu was very kind and amiable.

Jian Yu understood that he was trying to save face by force.

She also realized that the Daily Prophet was in some sense controlled by the Ministry of Magic.

After all, the newspaper focused on the fact that "Dumbledore allowed her to be cursed", rather than Fudge destroying the evidence due to a mistake at work - the article was only the size of a piece of tofu and was completely whitewashing.

"Albus and I are very busy..." He continued, trying to show that his friendly relationship with Dumbledore was not affected by the report. "It disrupted your summer vacation, but there is nothing we can do about it. After all, the overall situation is more important..."

Old Tom, the barkeeper, knocked on the door, put a tray of tea and crumpets on the table, and left the room, closing the door.

Fudge himself took up the brass kettle, poured tea for the two men, and buttered the toasts and handed them over.

"Eat, children." He turned to look at Harry and smiled, "And Harry, we have dealt with the matter of you blowing up Miss Dursley, and her memory has been modified - your aunt and uncle will still let you go back for the summer vacation next year."

"Wait." Harry suddenly said, "I broke the law, how should I be punished?"

Fudge waved his hands impatiently, wondering why Harry Potter was so rude:

"This was an accident. We won't send anyone to Azkaban just because he blew up my aunt!"

Jane looked at Harry in surprise.

She once again felt what it meant to be the protagonist.

Even violating the "Reasonable Restraint of Underage Wizards Act" and blowing up the Muggle aunt will not be punished...

Even the Minister of Magic was dispatched to personally find someone to settle the matter...

He is indeed the son of luck!

Then she watched Harry and Minister Fudge arguing for a while, one kept asking questions, and the other played Tai Chi...

After a long while, Fudge finally put the little round hat back on his head and said goodbye to them.

He suddenly remembered something and turned around and said to Jian Yu:

"By the way, Albus is a little unhappy... because you didn't take any of the courses on the course selection list."

"He wants you to choose at least two subjects and submit them to him after school starts."

Jian Yu's face fell.

Why is it so hard to be lazy?

Why does her guardian even have to control her elective courses?

......

After Fudge left, Harry immediately started talking.

When he met someone he was familiar with and trusted, he felt that he understood what happiness was again.

All the helplessness and fear that came from almost being homeless and in jail were swept away.

He moved to sit next to Jian Yu and began to talk about his sad summer vacation -

From the time he faced his vicious aunt and uncle, and endured humiliation for the parent's signature on the Hogsmeade permission form, to the time when he finally blew up his aunt in anger under her personal attack and humiliation, ran away from home alone, took the Knight Bus to Diagon Alley, and was caught on the spot by Minister Fudge.

"So no one will sign my permission form to go to Hogsmeade," he sighed. "But at least I won't be sent to Azkaban."

Jian Yu raised her eyebrows. When she thought of the village that was almost wiped out by Dumbledore, she felt uninterested.

After all, when you have everything, you lose interest in them.

She can understand that only those who can't get what they want are disturbed.

"Have you ever seen your aunt and uncle's handwriting?" she inquired.

Harry nodded, somewhat confused as to the purpose of her question.

"Is your handwriting beautiful? Can you imitate others?" Jian Yu continued to ask.

Harry just felt that the world suddenly became clear!

He was not a rule-abiding person to begin with, and now he felt as if the fog in front of him was instantly cleared!

Why didn't he think of imitating the signature himself?

At this moment, he felt that all the humiliation he had endured during the summer vacation was in vain!

Jian Yu was indeed his destined benefactor!

He is worthy of being the professors' favorite and the winner of the Special Contribution Award for two consecutive years!

Jian Yu saw Harry jump up excitedly, open his suitcase on the spot, and pull out the permission form from it.

"Vernon Dursley, my uncle's name."

He found another piece of parchment, dipped the quill pen into the ink, and began to practice signing.

It has to be said that Harry is very talented in imitating other people's handwriting. After a while, there was a cursive signature on the permission form.

He looked up at Jian Yu with sparkling eyes, full of gratitude and admiration:

"Yu, you are such a genius!"

He gave heartfelt praise and praised Jian Yu to the highest level.

After the excitement wore off, Harry suddenly thought of what Minister Fudge had just mentioned about Jane Yu's course selection.

"What courses do you plan to take?" he asked.

Feeling grateful for the favor, he was eager to give Jian Yu some return, so he patted his chest and said that he knew all the courses well.

"I took Care of Magical Creatures and Divination, and Ron and I did the same -"

"If they're hard to learn, at least we can help you with... er... Muggle Studies?"

He stared in amazement as Jian Yu wrote Muggle Studies and Divination classes on the parchment without even a second's thought.

But Jian Yu's thoughts are not so complicated.

Muggle Studies is the easiest and most gradable course, and you might even be able to sleep during class.

The divination class can help her make money by telling fortunes in the future.

Her half-baked Eastern Eight Characters secret technique plus the Western crystal ball technique from divination class——

I believe that the combination of Chinese and Western cultures will be more effective in fooling people!