HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

It would not be difficult to embarrass Goyle and Crabbe.

Because their brains aren't very good - in terms of IQ.

To be honest, Jian Yu hardly saw the thing on their necks or the wand in their hands move in a year. Compared to opening their mouths to chant spells, they might be more concerned about opening their mouths to eat, chewing 24 hours a day out of 25 hours.

It's simply the wizard version of Taotie.

Therefore, no Slytherin now puts snacks such as Beebe Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs in the common room - if some snacks appear on the small table in the common room, you will not be able to find them after ten minutes.

This characteristic of the two people obviously contributed to Jian Yu's pranking career.

She wanted to send them some curses, but she wanted to cure them of their habit of eating everything.

After the Herbology class, Goyle and Crabbe returned to the common room with their robes covered in mud, laughing. They thought they had inflicted a lot of critical hits on Jian Yu, but they didn't know that they were not even normal attacks, and they were about to be in great danger.

When they returned to the lounge, they found a box of beautifully packaged biscuits on the empty table.

Crabbe's eyes lit up, and he pointed the box of cookies to Goyle with great joy. They grinned and put the cookies in their pockets - because dinner was about to start, and it was said that the menu had been updated, so they had to get to the auditorium on time before the food appeared, so as not to miss any of the delicacies.

Jian Yu suspected that they were not as punctual as they were for meals during class.

In the auditorium.

Jian Yu sat alone at the end of the long table, far away from Goyle, Crabbe and their master Draco.

She didn't want the two of them to go crazy and knock over the pots and pans in front of her!

But the two people's stupid and heavy voices still reached her ears clearly.

“Fish and chips... hehe...”

"Chicken drumsticks...steak...my sweethearts..."

Goyle and Crabbe's hands and faces were covered in grease, and the corners of their mouths, chins, and cheeks were covered in gravy and sauce. They grabbed a piece of steak in each hand and put it into their mouths greedily and fiercely. They bit a corner with their teeth and tore off a piece with a turn of their heads - the way they ate was even worse than the three-headed dog in the restricted area.

Draco obviously couldn't stand them anymore. His grey eyes were full of impatience. He shouted at the two of them:

"Damn it - have you been hungry for three days? The oil is all over my robe!"

They grumbled in response but ate their food like hungry tigers, first the steak and then the pizza, then slurping down cream of mushroom soup. When they could eat no more, they scooped up three large scoops of ice cream, intending to enjoy them with the box of cookies they had stolen from the lounge.

But as they devoured a biscuit and licked their buttered fingers with satisfaction,

Strange changes occur.

The entire Slytherin table exclaimed!

Because Goyle and Crabbe suddenly threw down their ice cream and cookies and began to take off their outer robes in public - quills grew out of their skin, and yellow feathers appeared on them, making them scratch their skin and try to pull out the quills. But they couldn't be removed by external force, and instead they screamed in pain, but even their screams turned into the chirping of canaries.

——The two of them turned into two large half-canary, half-human monsters!

They waved their arms anxiously, trying to take out their wands to do something, but their arms, which had turned into wings, knocked over the food around them, breaking plates and bowls all over the floor, and splashing pumpkin juice everywhere. Clusters of yellow feathers fell on the pizza, into the soup, and into the goblets, causing the surrounding students to complain and stand up to avoid being harmed.

"Idiots! What are you doing? Can't you learn to eat properly?"

Draco jumped up in frustration, his robes shaking. A lot of soup splashed on his platinum head and his clothes were soaked by the poured pumpkin juice.

The whole hall noticed what was going on and started laughing. The Gryffindors were very excited to see the Slytherins make fools of themselves in public. Harry and Ron laughed and pointed at Malfoy.

Some Gryffindors were already whistling and shouting:

"Little birds, why don't you sing a little song for everyone?"

Jian Yu noticed that in the middle of the long red table, Fred and George were whistling the loudest. They were laughing so hard that they even took up two high-heeled glasses and started to accompany Goyle and Crabbe's whistles.

Seeing her looking at them, one of the boys, who was either Fred or George, winked at her and raised one hand above his head in a thumbs-up sign.

"Well done!" he mouthed.

Goyle and Crabbe shed their feathers a quarter of an hour later, and when they were all gone, they looked normal again. They shrank back, looking at her with resentful and fearful eyes, obviously having guessed who had made them look so foolish in public.

Jian Yu winked at the two of them with a forced smile and made a gesture of wiping his neck with his hand.

Little guys, they are still too young to fight with her!

The faces of the two suddenly became extremely frightened, as if they were pricked by a needle in the buttocks. They suddenly jumped up from their seats and rushed out of the auditorium without even daring to look back.

The entire auditorium was filled with laughter again.

......

When Jian Yu finished her meal and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep, Theodore, who had been quiet all the time, walked up to her.

His lips were straight and expressionless as usual, but she could read a hint of depression in his eyes.

"Excuse me - Yu, remind me next time you do it."

He lifted up his outer robe and motioned Jian Yu to look at its miserable state:

——The black and green robe embroidered with silver thread was splashed with yellow pumpkin juice and some chewed food residues, probably sprayed out from Goyle and Crabbe's mouths.

Jian Yu coughed embarrassedly.

She knew that Theodore was a mysophobe, and she was sorry for accidentally hurting a friendly soldier.

“Scourgify!”

A white light flashed, and the robe returned to its clean appearance.

Putting down the corner of his robe, Theodore did not pursue the matter any further.

He was very interested in her spell, pursed his lips, and his blue eyes were full of admiration:

"How much did you learn during the summer vacation? This is a fourth-grade spell."

Jian Yu obviously had more patience with this friendly and quiet study partner than with others.

She didn't mind teaching him the technique to cast the spell.

The two walked towards the courtyard.

But what she didn't see was that Draco was behind them, his fork clenched tightly in his hand, his grey eyes fixed on the two men's retreating backs.