HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

As soon as these words came out, it was like a stone thrown into the calm water, and the waves spread out in circles.

The whole auditorium exploded instantly!

There was a lot of discussion and laughter, and all the students and professors turned their eyes to the Sorting Hat!

Now, those who were originally sleepy are no longer sleepy, and those who were obsessed with eating are no longer hungry.

Obviously, everyone's excitement has increased:

Watching the Sorting Hat go on strike in protest is a once-in-a-millennium kind of fun. Isn't it much more exciting than just eating and sleeping?

It’s a pity that the students are happy and the principal is helpless.

Dumbledore on the stage felt as if he was struck by lightning, and almost made a sharp explosion along with the Sorting Hat!

He had never thought in his life that a person would actually consider whether a hat would go on strike!

"My thousand-year-old founder's ideas on house division! My correct logic for house division has been completely destroyed!"

"No hitting the Sorting Hat with brains! No polluting the Sorting Hat with thoughts!"

The Sorting Hat, which was limply resting on the student's head, struggled to twist its body, trying to get away from the fourth student's head.

So much so that its body became a twisted S shape, and the position of its eyes became wavy!

"New students are prohibited from using the following words, including but not limited to: Slytherin Yu, Miss Jian Jian, Senior Jian, etc., during the sorting process!"

"Add banned words to the game consoles, the game companies, bats flying out of their nostrils, and the fights over food! Block them! Block them all!"

The auditorium erupted in laughter, and every student was laughing so hard that they fell over, and some even laughed to tears.

The freshmen beat the Sorting Hat with their thoughts, which was truly an unprecedented sight!

But the three first-year students who had just been sorted did not laugh. They stared at the Sorting Hat on the stage unhappily.

"Quiet - everyone please keep quiet -"

Fortunately, Dumbledore, who had seen countless storms, still tenaciously hosted the opening ceremony smoothly.

Knowing that the Sorting Hat would complete the Sorting Ceremony according to the procedures set by the four founders, he quickly adjusted himself, forcibly calmed its strike, and put it back on the fourth student's head.

"Slytherin!"

The laughter in the hall that had just subsided started again. The Sorting Hat, which had just said "No Slytherin allowed", suddenly said "Slytherin" again, as if it had slapped itself in the face!

But a figure suddenly jumped up from the Gryffindor table. It was the little lion who had just been sorted into the first-year houses. He shouted:

"The four of us are all swiping the screen, why is he the only one who can enter Slytherin? This is not fair!"

"I'm so good at fighting and casting spells, and I'm so smart, but I couldn't get into Slytherin. How can I get extra points and win the house cup by making bats fly up people's nostrils—"

The laughter in the auditorium instantly turned into an uproar!

The feat of jumping up and protesting the results of the division at the division ceremony, which has never happened in thousands of years, actually happened this year!

So this disastrous opening ceremony was once again forced to be suspended.

Students from the two long tables - Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff - all leaned out their heads and looked in the direction of Gryffindor, whistling and applauding, trying to get a clear look at the face of this strong man.

The faces of the Gryffindor students turned darker than the bottom of a pot. They glared at the little snake in lion skin who had just been released and had already become a traitor to the school. Suddenly they realized -

Seeing others happy is always a joy for others...

Gryffindor finally became the second source of entertainment for the whole school after the Slytherin fight!

But what the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs who were enjoying the feast didn't know was that -

This day was the day when the four colleges took turns to be the banker.

Amidst the commotion, the newly minted Little Eagle stood up tremblingly, pinching his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said in support:

"The logic of the Sorting Hat is seriously flawed! Of course, I think Ravenclaw is very good, but I still have to say a few words for the logic of the Sorting Hat!"

"I clearly told it that if I could go to Slytherin and be with Senior Jane, I could play all the levels on the latest game console... and study alchemy. What a reasonable statement, but it didn't consider my opinion at all!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the wings of the Ravenclaw eagles all drooped down, and it seemed that they had lost all the power to fly.

As the only winner of the whole event, Hufflepuff, who had watched the other houses having fun, just smiled a little when he heard the outspoken first-year badger speak bluntly:

"Yes, Hufflepuff is indeed a good family, but I still feel that the Sorting Hat has split us apart!"

"We four had clearly agreed when we were playing games on the train that if we were friends, we would go to Slytherin to play games with Senior Jane! They are so good at eating and fighting, they are simply the love house of my dreams - but the Sorting Hat deliberately sorted us into four different houses!"

The badgers, with red faces, wished they could dig a hole in the ground and squeeze themselves and the first-year student in it.

Amidst the commotion——

Only the Slytherin table was exceptionally quiet.

The little snakes looked left and right, their expressions became conflicted and their facial features started fighting with each other.

Although it is gratifying that when the freshmen mention Slytherin, they no longer describe them as "the school of dark wizards", "the lair of mysterious people", or "the insidious and cunning venomous snakes", the most common attitude of turning pale when talking about Slytherin and the vicious cycle of mutual discrimination as soon as they enter school have also disappeared for the most part...

Who could have imagined that because of the appearance of Jian Yu and the household-name game console, because of the fight they had in order to resist——

Slytherin has directly become a fashion item?

But what made the little snakes feel complicated was:

"Fire spells during a fight", "Flying bats through your nostrils can earn you extra points and win the college cup"...

This is talking about...these calm and self-controlled Slytherins?

Being with Jian Yu, they can understand...

But "go to Slytherin to complete all levels", "if you are friends, go to Slytherin to play games together"...

When did their Slytherin House change its name to Gaming and Competition House?

And the "dream love house that is good at eating and fighting"...

Does this really describe...themselves, the resourceful Slytherins?

Is this correct?

Is this right?

At this moment, they just want to ask:

Is this what we Slytherins are like?

For a while, the little snakes found it difficult to evaluate themselves. Can such a reputation improvement be called a good thing?

For some reason, they suddenly felt that the descriptions of "academy of dark wizards" and "a group of sinister and cunning venomous snakes" were not bad either.

At least it sounds cool and avant-garde, and its level of coolness is one level higher than that of the other three colleges.

Even "turning pale at the mention of Slytherin" is much better than being able to eat or having bats flying out of their nostrils!

This made their facial expressions distorted and weird, their noses wrinkled and their brows pulled together.

Even Jian Yu couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed...

As soon as they entered school, they accidentally made the first-year students starve to death and watch a school fight, which ruined the school's image...

As a prefect, she was sorry.