Second creation live broadcast room, the film company died at the beginning

[Gentlemen, I haven't seen you for three days. I greet you all! ]

【fluorescent:? 】

[Xing: Aren’t you a man? Have you changed your gender?]

【How can you easily assume someone's gender? 】

【March 7: So, you have always been a girl?】

[No, I just think it’s fun]

[Okay, let’s play the video “Kong: You’re just a scattered soldier.”]

[Sora: I have a bad feeling]

[Aratake Ichito: After a long time, we finally see this Sora again]

[Ying: You are indeed a stinky brother]

[Sora: Go ahead, I don’t care]

[Skicker: Haha]

【Kong: Paoer, you are here】

[Scattered Soldiers: How dare you show up, you rat or sparrow? ]

Damn it, it’s you again. This time, when he becomes the new god, he will definitely beat you up!

[Xing: As soon as he shows his head, he is locked up]

[Yae Shenzi: Interesting, I hope the cannon doesn’t get damaged]

Video starts

Tinari and Senor stood in front of the skirmishers wearing red void terminals.

The soldier sat in the chair at the back, looking like a big shot.

Nashida looked at the three people in front of her in confusion, sitting on the stool at a loss as to what to do.

[Nashida: It seems that Seno and the others are under control]

【Xing: Why?】

[Ying: The void terminals next to their ears are red, indicating that they are not awake.]

[Xingqiu: The details are too detailed]

[Hu Tao: Is this the Void Terminal? It feels less useful than a mobile phone]

[Funina: Indeed, I can still be controlled.]

[Kong: I hope the damage this time is less severe]

[Ying: You deserve to be hurt]

[Xing: It’s been a while since I’ve had any rewards. I wonder if there will be any this time.]

Video continues

"The smartest person in Xumi, the little auspicious grass king, is really stylish."

Tinari and Seno looked at each other and took the lead in stepping forward and speaking.

As he spoke, the camera scanned Nashida.

"It's just a... empty... empty name."

Nashida sat obediently on the stool and responded modestly.

【Fluorescent: Food Close-up】

[Star: Jade Foot]

[March 7: Saying anything will only harm you]

[Qingque: Yes, it is in accordance with the etiquette of porridge]

[Li Nanchi: What do you two want to do to my daughter (Death Stare)]

【Ying: It’s nothing, father-in-law】

【Li Nanchi: Bold! 】

[Xing: Damn, I was called first]

[Kaia: You two are truly talented.]

【Fu Xuan: Don’t even let the children go, fucking give birth to them, give birth to them】

[Da Ci Tree King: Two good kids, come here and I will give you a buff]

[Xing: No need for that, we are almost at Pinocchio]

[Hanabi: Don’t be timid, just do it]

[Sambo: Stop adding fuel to the fire]

[Aha: Hey, it’s time for dinner again, brothers]

[Sambo: Oh my god, what on earth have you been through?]

[Huo Huo: I heard that there was a very beautiful girl begging for food in Changletian recently, so I went to give her some food]

[Hanabi: Hehehe, I have no strength, haha]

Looking at the beautiful girl in front of him, Hanabi let out a strange laugh.

[Aha: Aha has recovered his strength.]

[Hanabi: What the hell? Then why are you still begging?]

Hanabi broke out in a cold sweat and instantly felt that her death was approaching.

[Aha: Aha likes the feeling of begging, it’s fun]

[Hanabi: Let me go! ]

[Aha: It just so happens that you are here. Come beg for food with Aha]

[Xing: Are these happy people so abstract?]

[Arata Ichito: It's really a small knife pulling the butt, it opened my eyes]

【Mikochiyo: Vulgar! 】

[Arakaki Ichito: Grandpa, please stop fighting!!]

"Stop talking nonsense. Our boss wants your Heart of God."

"Name your price"

Tinari stated the purpose.

"What's the price?"

"Nashida doesn't know~"

[Klee: Klee knows. If you play with Klee, she will tell you.]

[Qin: You and Dudu can get down from my desk first]

[Klee: Hey, Captain Jean, you went out, didn’t you? (panicked)]

【Qin: (smiles)】

[Kelly: Aww~]

[Ying: This kid got beaten again]

[Alice: My poor daughter, but she really deserves a beating]

[Xing: Oh my god, this is]

[Kafka: Xing also wants to be beaten? ]

[Xing: What are you talking about! Is this what I meant?]

[Bai Lu: It’s okay. I’ll treat your injury. Since we’re friends, I’ll double your medical expenses.]

【Xing: OK, thank you....Hmm? ....Double?】

[Gui Naifen: You deserve it. Who made you so mean all day long?]

【Su Chang: That’s right】

The soldier became impatient and signaled Seno to come over.

"Hey, Brother Pao!"

"real or fake?"

When Seno heard this tone, he turned around and looked at the little auspicious grass king, "Hiss, wearing diapers without shoes is quite unconventional. If you can help her sort it out, she should have a future."

[Nashida: Diapers? ? ]

[Ying: Indeed, they look alike]

[Li Nanchi: What kind of vision? My baby’s is an acquired spiritual treasure, although it does look like a diaper]

[Nashida: Daddy, you...]

[The Great Compassionate Tree King: Okay, my dear daughter, it does look like one.]

【Nello:....】

They are really my real parents!

[Kong: Oh, I was just saying that, I didn’t expect Pao-ge to really come back.]

[Scattered Soldier: Humph! We’ll see.]

[Yae Shenzi: Cannon, you are not allowed to treat your uncle Kong like this! 】

[Lei Movie: Son of God, if you say this again I will strip you naked]

[Goro: Great, General, you should have done this a long time ago.]

[Yae Shenzi: Goro, you don’t want your true identity to be exposed, do you?]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: True identity? ]

[Raiden Shin: It seems that our A Ying is very resistant to this statement.]

[Lei Movie: Sister, I haven’t been in a relationship yet, how can you keep using this joke?]

[Xing: Do you think I can do this? The betrothal gift can be given to the villain in the black tower.]

[Black Tower:? 】

[Black Tower: I was wondering why a few dolls were missing, you kid (Paimon.jpg)]

[Silver Wolf: Why, you're not barking today? ]

[Li Nanchi: Ruan Mei took over]

[Ying: This is our green live broadcast room...right]

[Yes, healthy and pollution-free, pure 12+]

[Xing: I don’t trust you, your live broadcast system is very broken]

"Fuck you. Did you catch the wrong guy?"

Sanbing really couldn't believe that the person in front of him was the little auspicious grass king.

"Oh, absolutely not."

When Seno saw that Sanbing was about to get angry, he quickly waved his hands to explain.

"I swear I did exactly what I was told."

He quickly stood up and walked in front of Nashida, "Hey, little auspicious grass king, please show us a few tricks to open our eyes. Don't make it difficult for me."

"Neuropathy!"

Narcida rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"Little brat, what is this? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?"

Seno clenched his fist and threatened, "Don't force me to take action, even I am afraid of myself after I activate my ultimate move."

"Really? Go ahead!"

Nashida remained unmoved and calm.

Seno suddenly touched Nashida's head, then hid behind a screen and poked his head out: "How is she? Is she okay?"

[Ying: That’s it? I thought it was that cruel?]

[Xing: Use the harshest tone to do the most cowardly thing]

[Sino: First of all, I would like to state that it is not me]

【Tinari: Me too! 】

[Nashida: Very interesting video, isn't it?]

[Li Nanchi: Yes, my baby daughter is the cutest in the world! ]

[Keli: Really? I don’t believe it]

[Ying: My Paimon has something to say]

[Paimon: Can you please stop involving me?]

[Ying: I'm not kidding. Who is Paimon? He's the most helpful dipping sauce for my Traveler! ]

[Kaia: Wow, the most effective dipping sauce. Does it mean I need to dip it in the sauce when I eat it?]

【Xing: Correct answer! 】

[Paimon: Paimon is not edible!! (stomps his feet)]

[Xing: How about this...you all send me your beautiful photos, and I will use my critical eyes to decide who is the cutest]

[March 7: What are you thinking?]

[Gui Naifen: Sister, do you think I am choosing a concubine for you?]

[Su Chang: We are all smart people, don’t think we are so easy to fool]

When Nashida was touched by Seno, she burst into tears immediately, and her crying voice was transmitted through the void terminal to the ears of Kong who came from outside.

I saw Kong, Zhongli and Venti riding on the rock pillars coming over.

Zhongli sat cross-legged at the front, Kong stood in the middle, and Venti was abstractly clinging to the very end of the rock pillar, swaying in the wind.

"Yo...Ah...Bang..."

Following a sound effect, the three of them landed in the house where Nashida was.

【Scattered Soldiers: .......】

Why are you crying? You are still crying for such a small injury. Where is your previous momentum?

Seeing Nashida's appearance, he thought of the scene when he first came to Xumi and Nashida slapped him into the floor because of his foul mouth. His whole body was in the floor with only his head exposed, so that he could stand out.

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos!!]

Barbara's eyes went dark. This video was completely made by Fengshen's little black guy.

【Wendy: Huh? Am I that abstract?】

[Ying: It doesn’t look like acting]

[Star: Barbatos Thruster]

[Kaia: As expected of you]

【Diluc:......】

It's so embarrassing, how could Mond's God of Wind be so funny.

[Xing: Is this the legendary flying on a pillar? ]

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, do you still have this ability? ]

[Zhongli: It’s just a second creation, don’t take it seriously]

【Su Chang: Justice from Heaven】

[Ying: This reminds me of the fragile rock pillar that Fufu bought before.]

[Funina: Huh? Why are you mentioning that? (Takes off the hat)]

[Keqing: Furninna, why did you take off your hat?]

[Funina: This is what I told the travelers]

[Ying: Taking off the hat? What does it mean? ]

[Funina: How rude (hat)]

[Star: Seno speaks on the big account]

[Sino: I feel very relieved]

[Tinari: Oh, I can’t control it. Just do whatever you want.]

The scene changes.

Wendy and Kong put their hands on their hips, Zhongli held the little grass god, and the three of them looked at the scattered soldiers lying on the ground.

"You're the fucking scattered soldier?"

Seeing the stragglers getting up, he walked forward aggressively and prepared to take action.

"You are quite arrogant."

Kong slapped the soldier and knocked him into the corner.

"I'm telling you, don't bully me, I'm from the Fatui, I don't have a very good brain!"

The soldier's voice was soft, in stark contrast to his previous arrogant appearance.

"Who the hell are you trying to scare?"

Kong didn't buy into the scatter-soldier's trick and slapped his head hard with his hand, "It's like someone has a good brain!"

【Young Master: What did the Fatui do to you? 】

[Xing: What do you mean by joining the Fatui?]

[Ying: Brother, you are the heavyweight player]

[Paimon: I didn’t expect Sora to admit that he’s not very smart]

【Bluebird: Mentally handicapped children bring a lot of joy】

[March 7: I am dying of laughter. If I hurt the enemy by one thousand, I will lose eight hundred of my own]

[Sambo: These two look like brothers, but their brains are both so weak]

[Puppet: Heh~]

[Servant: This is the personal opinion of the Scattered Soldiers and has nothing to do with the Fatui.]

[Gui Naifen: Knowing the will of heaven, a man who defies the will of heaven]

【King Yuan: 6】

"Don't be so arrogant. If you don't ask around in Teyvat, you will know who knows my brother Sora."

Wendy raised his finger and pointed at the scattered soldier and started scolding him, acting like a lackey to the fullest.

"Brother Kong~"

The scattered soldiers were scared.

"I'm telling you, Nashida is my sweetheart, stay away from her from now on, you hear me?"

Kong pointed at the scattered soldier and taught him a lesson. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he raised his leg and kicked him wildly.

"Did you hear that?"

"Did you hear that?"

"Did you hear that?"

Kong was still not satisfied, so he took out a big sword and slammed it on the head of the soldier.

The video ends.

[Ying: This Wendy plays the role of a lackey to the fullest]

[Wendy: What are you talking about! I am the God of Wind, I am suing you for defamation!]

【Qin: Sir Wendy, you...】

[Sanbing: You made me look so cowardly in the video. Humph, I will remember this grudge! ]

[Eula: You'd better be]

[Sora: As expected, brother is still so handsome]

[Ying: You are always the beneficiary. This makes me feel a little uncomfortable.]

[Sora: Do you really want to see your brother at a disadvantage?]

[Ying: No, I just want to beat you up]

【Kong: Good sister】

[Xing: I find that when Sanbing and Kong appear together, they can always do something fancy.]

[Hu Zhai Palace: These two are not born to be incompatible, right?]

[Yae Shinko: Who knows?]

.......

Li Nanchi withdrew his gaze from the live broadcast room and looked towards where Aha was.

I saw two extremely beautiful girls kneeling on the busy street of Changletian begging for food. There was a broken bowl in front of them, and they were crying so sadly.

Because this God of Fun had his power sealed by him before, he was almost taken into a small dark room by the pervert and some terrible things happened to him.

At the critical moment, Li Nanchi unsealed her, and then the pervert was thrown to the side of Xuwu by Aha.

Nothingness: Oo?

Just practice some minor restraints and it will be fine. Now it seems that Aha seems to like the feeling of begging.

After covering Ruan Mei, who still had tears in her eyes, with a quilt, he prepared to go out for a walk.

Ruan Mei has worked hard all night, let her have a rest.

He accidentally touched her fair shoulder, which frightened Ruan Mei so much that she trembled all over in her sleep.

"No, I don't want to play anymore."

“It’s… so… scary…”

Li Nanchi touched his nose. It was not his fault. It was mainly because Ruan Mei was too beautiful and he could not help but let himself go.

It seems that I have to be more cautious next time, otherwise it would be bad to leave a psychological trauma on my wife.

Stretching, he walked out of the room.

After a while, a stealthy figure sneaked into the room where Ruan Mei was.

Looking at Ruan Mei's peaceful and delicate face as she slept, the visitor couldn't help but smile.

"Hey, Ruan Mei, I asked you to tease me last time."

"This time, I, Black Tower, will see how you are doing and whether you have changed your expression as well."

"Hehehe~"

Heita stretched out his evil little hand and touched the beautiful woman who was sleeping on the bed.