Another strategy? If the target is the enemy, then it's fine.
Chapter 93 Baby kiss
"Crazy." Wen Wen said, "I almost thought you were dead, but I didn't expect you to be still alive."
008 corrected him: "I'll say it one last time. I'm a system, not a person."
Wen Wen said "Oh" and asked, "Lu Yu'an's favorability towards me is still 99, no change at all?"
"Yes." The mechanical voice was cold, and Wen Wen felt cold inside. "Who knows, maybe on the day of your wedding, Jiang Jiang will be in trouble again, and her favorability will explode."
"Fuck." Wen Wen was shocked by his words, "You're a pervert. Why are you telling me this? Are you a pervert?"
"I am taking care of every host and providing them with reference value so that they can complete the task as soon as possible."
"008, you should have said something wrong. Your words are only for reference and have no value."
008 didn't get angry and just kept silent.
After they sat down, the atmosphere among them was extremely awkward. For some reason, no one spoke and no one wanted to break the strange silence.
"Yu An, stop playing with your phone." It would be bad if the awkward atmosphere continued, Lu Mu reminded.
Lu Yu'an said "hmm", but didn't put down his phone: "I'm writing an apology essay, otherwise the person next to me may not forgive me."
After sitting down, Wen Wen noticed that Lu Yu'an's fingers were always sliding on the keyboard. At first, he thought that Lu Yu'an had joined some discussion group and was typing frantically.
I didn't expect that the other party was writing a short essay.
"You're putting the blame on me?" Wen Wen couldn't believe it. "You wrote love letters to others, but you let me take the blame. You're going too far. I never knew you were this kind of person."
If Lu Mu had not talked with Ning Xin before and knew that this family might all have this kind of personality, he would probably really believe what Wen Wen said.
"How about you two have a fight first?" I don't know who made the suggestion first.
Wen Wen thought about the feasibility of this action and refused: "I'm afraid that after we quarrel, he will not accept it and beat me up. What if I can't beat him?"
Lu Mu paused as she was about to drink her coffee. She glanced at Lu Yu'an with an ambiguous look and asked, "Do you do this often?"
Seeing that Wen Wen was about to say something shocking, Lu Yu'an interrupted him hastily: "We don't communicate normally. Wen Wen doesn't like talking to me."
Wen Wen: “???”
Wen Wen secretly gave Lu Yu'an the middle finger.
Seeing that he lied without changing his expression, he ruthlessly pinched the back of Lu Yu'an's hand under the table with considerable force, but Lu Yu'an's expression remained normal, and he even turned around and asked him, "What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Lu Yu'an tricked him again.
Why is Lu Yu'an so pretentious?
Forget it, just pretend a little, it's his own fault for liking people who pretend like this.
Wen Wen lowered his head, his long eyelashes drooped, and his voice was very low, which was extremely confusing: "I am not feeling well. It may be because I secretly saw your chat history with others last night."
"You saw it?" Lu Yu'an said, "I prepared a surprise for you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to see it like this."
Wen Wen acted out whatever he wanted, and he followed suit.
Wen Wen pretended, and he pretended too.
Two equally talented actors.
After coming to this conclusion, Wen Wen sighed.
"So the surprise you prepared for me was a date with someone else."
"That's enough, you acting queen." Wen Wen has the same amount of roles as his father, and he can act like this at home, but now, Ning Xin inexplicably feels ashamed.
Wen Wen obediently shut his mouth, becoming a completely different person from before.
Lu Mu took a sip of coffee and commented: "Xiao Wen, what you said sounds so true that I am beginning to believe it."
If she didn't know that Lu Yu'an would never do such a thing, she would have almost been deceived by Wen Wen.
Wen Wen smiled at her. When they first met, she brought him flowers, and he has not forgotten this.
"Thank you auntie."
Lu Mu lowered her head somewhat embarrassedly. Her words did not mean to praise Wen Wen at all.
"By the way, I'm actually quite curious about one thing. Who is pursuing the other person?" I couldn't stop my curiosity.
"I." Without waiting for Wen Wen to reply, Lu Yu'an put down his phone and spoke seriously, "I have liked him for a long time, but now I have the courage to tell him that I was the one who pursued him."
Wen Wen paused and did not expose his lie.
"I liked him a long time ago when he was still in high school, but I was busy with my studies at that time, so I never wanted to bother him. It was not until I went to college and found that we were in the same school that I felt that there was only one chance and I should not give up."
Lu Yu'an spoke so seriously that Wen Wen didn't have the heart to interrupt him.
After a while, I almost believed what he said was true.
Ning Xin asked suspiciously: "Since high school?"
Lu Yu'an nodded seriously: "Yes, it started in high school."
"Then do you know a yellow-haired guy?" Ning Xin asked him, "He's a boy who looks a bit like a monkey and is also as thin as a monkey. He likes to drive a 125."
Ning Xin's description was very specific, and Wen Wen could roughly imagine what the other person looked like.
I just didn't expect that the original owner's vision was so powerful.
After all, he really didn't understand why the original owner, who was rich, good-looking, and grew up in love, would fall in love with a KLF.
"Is this someone special?"
Ning Xin glanced at Wen Wen and quickly shook her head and said, "No, no, it's just that he looks a bit ordinary. There may be such people in ordinary schools, but I haven't seen them. I want to ask if you have seen them."
It can be seen how strong Ning Xin's ability to talk nonsense is.
Wen Wen also smiled: "Actually, I haven't seen him either. If you see him next time, remember to introduce him to me. I heard that people like him usually value their friends very much. Who knows, I might need their help in the future if I have any difficulties."
"Silly child." Ning Xin looked at him with concern. "What's wrong? Did you get up too early and your brain isn't working well enough? Why did you want to make friends with them? Is it because you feel we can't help you with your difficulties?"
"Mom, you're right." Lu Yu'an could disobey her, but he still had to listen to Ning Xin.
Lu Mu stared at Wen Wen's face for a long time, and asked him softly: "Has Xiao Wen ever been to Xinjiekou to play before? I always feel that Xiao Wen looks familiar."
The first time she had this thought was when Wen Wen was having his coming-of-age ceremony. However, at that time, she did not dare to ask and just thought it was all an illusion. But now that she had the opportunity, she wanted to ask the question that had been bothering her for a long time.
Wen Wen didn't remember much about his childhood (he didn't have this memory), so Ning Xin answered for him: "We lived over there, in the city center."
Lu Muran nodded: "No wonder you look familiar. I wanted to say it last time. I always felt like I had seen you somewhere, but I couldn't remember where. Now that I think about it carefully, if we have met, it was more than ten years ago."
More than ten years, this is a very long number, Wen Wen even feels that this number is a little strange.
How did he live so many years?
Wen Wen nodded, pretending to understand: "I see."
"You know now?" Lu Yu'an also looked at him, "When you were a child, did you like to cry a lot?"
"Yes, it is very bitter," Wen Wen said, "but I won't cry."
Read, random reply.
When he was young, Lu Yu'an lived in the area in the city center.
There was a child from a nearby family who followed him after school every time. Once he found out, he grabbed his child by the collar and asked him clearly: "Why do you always follow me?"
The child looked guilty: "Who followed you? Do you have any shame? How can you talk nonsense at such a young age?"
Lu Yu'an let go of the child and took a look at his clean and tidy clothes. He didn't look like a child who would do bad things.
"Then stay away from me."
"why?"
"Because I eat people." Lu Yu'an lied expressionlessly, "Especially a clean, fair-skinned kid like you."
The child shuddered and took a step back, as if he was really frightened by him: "Then don't eat me, I'll stay away from you."
This was just a small episode. He originally thought that he would never see this child again, but he didn't expect that the child would still follow him for several days and he couldn't drive him away no matter what he did. He did nothing but follow him at a distance. Later, he didn't care anymore.
This happened a long time ago, and Lu Yu'an didn't have much impression of it.
Lu Mu was a little emotional: "Yu An was different when he was young. I don't know who he learned this from, but he didn't like to talk. Even his father and I couldn't communicate with him. Until later, he brought home a child and asked me if I could make strawberry cake for the child."
Ning Xin gave her a thumbs up: "You remember it very clearly. You can even remember the flavor of the cake."
"It's OK." Lu Mu said modestly, "I remember that summer very clearly. My aunt came back and asked me why I was so upset that I blew up the kitchen."
Ning Xin: "Hahahahahaha, sorry, I laughed too loudly."
Ning Xin was laughing when she suddenly realized something was wrong. She hesitated for a while and finally asked, "Did you also send a cake to the child's mother? The child's mother almost knelt down for you."
Lu Mu nodded, and the two exchanged glances. Then Ning Xin held her hand and said, "In-laws, we should have been in-laws several years ago. Fortunately, fate has brought us together again after such a long time."
Lu Mu held his forehead, somewhat surprised by this fate: "But, I remember that child was a little girl."
Ning Xin waved her hands, not caring at all: "That's because Wen Wen mutated later. He was supposed to be a girl."
Wen Wen: “?”
Before Wen Wen was born, Ning Xin always thought he was a girl. It was not until Wen Wen was born that she discovered that he was a real boy. At first, she did want to raise Wen Wen as a girl.
When Wen Wen was young, he was very cute. With the way he dressed up and his young age, you couldn't tell that he was a boy.
She always told outsiders that Wen Wen was a boy.
Later, when Wen Wen grew up a little, it was not appropriate to say that he was a boy, so she stopped dressing Wen Wen up and told others that he was a boy.
When Wen Wen went out when he was a child, Aunt Li next door asked him, "Where is your sister? Why haven't I seen your sister for a long time?"
At that time, Wen Wen didn't understand anything, and went home crying to ask where her sister was.
How could she find him a sister? After explaining for a long time, Wen Wen refused to listen to her explanation. In the end, she just perfunctorily said, "The sister has passed away and has become you."
Unexpectedly, Wen Wen cried even louder: "Is it me who killed my sister? If I had not been born, my sister would not have died. Woohoo, mom, I want my sister."
Ning Xin waved her hand and said, "In short, this person is Wen Wen, no matter what gender he is, he is Wen Wen. We are destined to be in-laws."
Wen Wen was confused by what he heard: "Can you tell me what happened first? Did you see what you were talking about written all over Lu Yu'an's face?"
Lu Yu'an had been keeping his head down and not saying anything. Wen Wen guessed that Lu Yu'an must not understand what they were saying just like him. He poked him, and he grabbed his restless hand.
Lu Yu'an said: "What they mean is that we two have a childhood engagement."
Wen Wen: “???”
Wen Wen: "What kiss? Kiss what? What baby?"
Lu Yu'an pinched his fingertips and repeated, "It was a childhood sweetheart. We have been in a relationship for a long time."
Oh, a child marriage.
Ahhh? Baby kiss?
What? The original owner and Lu Yu'an had a childhood marriage?
Then why did he work so hard to be a good bootlicker and complete the strategy mission?
Is it for love or to prove that he is not a psychopath?
Wen Wen had his index finger pinched by him, but the other party didn't hold it tightly, so he struggled free and quickly changed to his middle finger.
Wen Wenyun said calmly: "Oh, I thought it was something else, isn't it just a child marriage?"
As he was still young at that time, Lu Yu'an didn't have a very clear memory of this period. That should be the first time he met Wen Wen, but unfortunately he couldn't remember it clearly.
"This is not an ordinary marriage." Ning Xin said, "This is a marriage that was cancelled."
Wen Wen: “?”
Lu Mu explained: "I'm sorry, we didn't know that this girl who hadn't appeared for many years was you, so we just..."
Wen Wen understood the rest without Lu Mu having to say it.
He didn't know what to say, so he just praised: "Good retreat."
Ning Xin couldn't help but remind him: "We are the ones who were pushed away."
Wen Wen didn't care: "It's okay, we are the one being pursued now."
He still had never imagined that child marriage could exist in reality.
If he could see 008, he would definitely give 008 the middle finger.
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