Another strategy? If the target is the enemy, then it's fine.

"Well, I noticed that you are very keen on being a bootlicker. You can choose not to be one, but you must make others be one."

"That's not the way to put it. I never let anyone be my lapdog. You're just an exception. Besides," Wen Wen said, "how can this be considered lapdog? I'm willing to be my lapdog just because I love you. Don't you understand?"

Lu Yu'an tapped his head and said, "As long as you are happy, I am who you want me to be."

Wen Wen was not used to seeing Lu Yu'an like this. He stepped back, still finding it hard to accept that the two of them had switched identities.

For him, the chance of liking him was very small, and Lu Yu'an just happened to meet this almost impossible probability, which always made him feel a little unreal.

But after all, they are in a relationship. I can't just stare at Lu Yu'an's face every day and do nothing, right?

After realizing that he had some plans for Lu Yu'an, Wen Wen said righteously: "Some people are about to become a family, but they do nothing but hold hands."

Lu Yu'an could tell there was something behind his words, and his eyes were full of smiles, but when he looked at Wen Wen, his eyes were full of curiosity: "Who are you talking about? Do I know him?"

After saying this, he even commented: "Excessive."

"Lu Yu'an, I have discovered something. Why have you become so mean now? Why didn't I notice it before?" Wen Wen saw that Lu Yu'an understood but pretended not to understand. He kicked Lu Yu'an lightly and said, "I really suspect that there was something wrong with my eyes before. Otherwise, how could you be so mean and still live until now?"

Lu Yu'an was not annoyed when he kicked him: "Then I..."

Lu Yu calmed down for a moment and added, "Thank you for not killing me?"

Wen Wen: “…”

OK, now I have no desire at all.

There is no evil thought at all.

The way they get along with each other seems to be no different from before, even Lu Yu'an is still as mean as before.

The next weekend, Wen Wen returned to the home that belonged to the original owner.

Looking at the magnificent house in front of him, Wen Wen paused, as if comparing it with the address Ning Xin gave him. After confirming that he was not in the wrong place, he took a deep breath and called 008: "If you had told me earlier that the original owner lived in a place like this, would I have wanted to wait for death at first? I would definitely want to eat well, have fun and sleep well every day."

008 was silent for a while before he said, "...Is there a possibility that I don't know? I really didn't expect that the original owner lived in a place like this. This is a hidden plot that needs to be filled in by you."

Wen Wen: "...The premise for me to fill it myself is that I won't starve to death."

When he first got this body, he almost starved himself to death that summer.

Just after he sent Ning Xin a message to say that he had arrived, the door suddenly opened. Seeing a familiar figure, the woman greeted him warmly: "Welcome home, young master."

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what did she call him? Young Master??!

He had only heard this name in TV dramas.

In reality, he has only seen it on the Internet, and it was a quotation.

[Young Master, I don't want you anymore. This time I don't want you anymore. You must be happy when you are alone.]

[My dear, my dear, why are you so upset again?]

I feel so awkward when I hear this name nowadays.

Wen Wen paused, stared at the woman for a few seconds, and then said, "Um, just call me by my name."

It was not until he entered that Wen Wen understood why the yellow-haired man had immediately asked whether the family property would belong to the original owner in the future. Having not studied seriously for many years, his vocabulary was somewhat limited, and he could only sigh in his heart: "It's really too big! I am willing to live here forever."

Fortunately, the original owner was angry and said he wanted to break off relations with his parents, otherwise, this place might have been ruined by now, and all that would be left for him would be a door that he could see but not enter.

Aunt Lin noticed that Wen Wen was acting strange and asked with concern, "What's wrong? Are you not used to it after not coming back for so long?"

Wen Wen nodded and shook his head: "Yes, a little bit, I'm tired."

Aunt Lin still remembers vividly what Wen Wen did back then. Although it wasn't long ago, she had watched Wen Wen grow up since he was a child. No one expected him to do such a thing, and she felt a little regretful afterwards.

"Alas, you were like this before. You didn't like walking and would feel tired after a short distance. So Madam would arrange some cars to pick you up, but later you disliked them and it was childish, so you never used them again." Aunt Lin recalled the past and a smile appeared in her eyes.

"Can I ask what kind of car it is?" Wen Wen ventured to guess. Could it be a standard plot in a novel? The hero's villa was so big that he had to drive in and out.

"When you were a kid, you often pestered your wife to take you to the square to play with that car. Later, your wife saw that you liked it, so she bought several of them and kept them at home. It was that car."

Wen Wen thought about it for a moment, then asked uncertainly, "Bumper car?"

Aunt Lin said, "Oh, yes, it was the bumper cars. After you left, since no one was driving, most of the cars in the house broke down."

That's because the original owner didn't like it!

What college student can resist the lure of bumper cars?

He couldn't anyway.

"Auntie, auntie, I, I, I want to open it!" Wen Wen's eyes sparkled because he had come across something that interested him. "Is there really nothing that can be opened now?"

Aunt Lin rarely saw him showing a childish look, so she smiled and said, "Originally, it should have been gone, but Madam knew you would be back today, so she bought a lot yesterday."

Wen Wen pouted happily and asked, "Can I be the lucky one to drive the bumper car today?"

"Of course you can. Wait here and I'll help you get it done."

Wen Wen smiled at her with his eyes bent: "Thank you, Auntie, you are so kind!"

Perhaps it was because he had inherited the original owner's memories and was now using the original owner's body, so he was extremely familiar with this place.

The weather was too hot, so Wen Wen hid under the shade of a tree and excitedly made a video call to Lu Yu'an.

Lu Yu'an answered the call very quickly. At first, his phone camera was not pointed at his face, but at the ceiling.

Wen Wen asked, "Where are you?"

"I slept late last night and got up late today. I'm washing up." Lu Yu'an explained calmly.

"You wash yourself. Can't the camera be pointed at yourself? You wash yourself in front of the public, right?"

Lu Yu'an on the other end of the phone seemed to laugh, very softly, Wen Wen couldn't hear it clearly: "Wait until I'm done, then let me face the camera, okay?"

Before Wen Wen could refuse, he continued, “Seeing me like this, I feel inferior.”

Wen Wen had heard the word inferiority complex many times, but never once from Lu Yu'an.

He slowly replied "Oh", and said without any comfort: "Then you should feel inferior to others."

Lu Yuan: “…”

Wen Wen briefly realized that what he had done was a bit excessive, and he apologized insincerely: "If you need my apology, please deduct 1, if not, then forget it."

Lu Yu'an didn't say anything. He waited until he finished washing up before pointing the camera at himself. He said, "You don't need to apologize. My inferiority complex is my own business. I think if you saw me like that just now, you would dislike me and leave me later, so I'm afraid."

Lu Yu'an spoke for a long time, and Wen Wen just stared at him through the phone for a few seconds: "Brother Lu, why didn't I see you feeling inferior at night?"

"When the lights are turned off at night, you can't see me, so I don't feel inferior."

This was the first time Wen Wen heard Lu Yu'an's words. He was silent for a little longer this time, and then he sighed: "Forget it, I won't embarrass you. Don't feel inferior to me."

He awkwardly wanted to coax her, but he didn't know how to start. After saying this, he added: "If you have low self-esteem, then add me. If two people have low self-esteem, you won't feel lonely."

Lu Yuan: “…”

Sometimes, he was impressed by Wen Wen's logic.

"Oh, right, Lu Yu'an, I suddenly discovered a shocking fact!" Wen Wen said in an exaggerated tone, "Actually... I'm not a poor bastard, I'm a hidden tycoon! I just pretended to be poor to test you, and I'm very happy that you passed the test."

Lu Yu'an responded and asked, "Is there anything I can do?"

Lu Yu'an did not doubt the truth of his words. Wen Wen was a little dazed. He nodded and said, "I need you to sell your soul in exchange with me. From today on, you don't need to light mosquito coils anymore, because your smell is here."

Lu Yu'an was not disappointed. He thought for a while before saying, "Would you like to drive away the mosquitoes for me? Mr. Mosquito Competition?"

He pronounced the word "Mr." very lightly, and it took Wen Wen a while to remember that this was his previous WeChat name.

At that time he particularly liked to use these crazy names, but he has changed his mind recently. He hasn't used this kind of crazy literature as a name for a long time.

Wen Wen always felt that he could hear some disdain in his tone. He sneered and said sarcastically, "If you wish, it's not impossible, Mr. Wen Wen's male god."

The sarcasm in his tone was quite obvious. Lu Yu'an smiled and said, "Well, please."

Lu Yu'an hadn't intended to laugh, but Wen Wen's tense expression was too funny, so he tried to hold it back, but with his shoulders trembling, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Lu Yu'an! You are such a jerk." Wen Wen sighed, "Go away, you can't keep up with me again, right? There was a very popular meme on the Internet before, and it's no wonder you didn't know about it. After all, you were busy trying to attract your little fans. It would be strange if you knew about this."

Lu Yu'an frowned slightly: "Where did you learn this weird attitude from?"

"I'm self-taught, okay?" Wen Wen pointed at himself with his thumb rather arrogantly. The sunlight was quite strong, and the green leaves couldn't block all the light. There were still a lot of mottled light falling on his face. He frowned somewhat uncomfortably.

Only then did he remember that he had a purpose in calling Lu Yu'an.

Wen Wen pointed the camera at the back and said in a mean tone: "Well, okay, I don't know whose house this is. His house is really big. I'm so envious, but I just don't know whose house this is."

Lu Yuan: “…”

The pride in Wen Wen's tone could hardly be concealed, and Lu Yu'an couldn't help laughing. Wen Wen called him because of this matter, and that spirit of showing off really hadn't changed after so many years.

"It's still small?" Lu Yu'an said, "Well, whose is it? It's so big. I'm so envious."

Wen Wen smiled even more in his heart: "When a boy grows up, he doesn't rely on others, he relies on his parents."

Lu Yuan praised him: "Great."

"Really? I think I'm pretty good too." Wen Wen smiled at him with his eyes bent, "How about this? You be my licker, and I'll give you pocket money in the future?"

"You can have this idea." Lu Yu'an said, "You can also think about this possibility."

His words were too official. He frowned uncomfortably after he said it and spoke again: "I take back what I just said, Wen Wen, I can be your licking dog, I just hope you don't go out and look for male models, okay?"

"If you want to play, play me."

Wen Wen was struck by lightning: "Am I such a scumbag in your eyes? Am I that kind of person? The Wen Wen in your heart is too bad. I can give you a chance to reorganize your words, otherwise..."

Lu Yu'an reminded: "Have you forgotten what you said?"

Wen Wen blinked and remembered.

At that time, he did say in front of Lu Yu'an that when he had money, he would find ten or eight male models and would not suffer this kind of torture from Lu Yu'an.

Thinking about it now, Wen Wen held his forehead with embarrassment: "You forgot, I just said it nonsense, how can you remember it so clearly? It's really hard for you."

"I can remember every word you said clearly."

Before Wen Wen could hear this sentence clearly, Aunt Lin interrupted him: "Xiao Wen, you choose one."

Wen Wen replied, "Oh, OK." He glanced at Lu Yu'an on the phone and said apologetically, "Sorry, I have something to do. I'll leave first. I'll talk to you next time."

After saying that, he hung up the phone mercilessly. His action was so quick that there was no sign that he wanted to talk again next time.

Lu Yu'an sighed. After hanging up the call, his eyes remained on the phone for a long time. He only looked away when the screen turned off automatically.

Wen Wen hung up the phone decisively. He touched himself a little embarrassedly and looked at Aunt Lin not far away: "Sorry, Auntie, I was on the phone just now."

"Did I bother you?" Aunt Lin said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't see you were on the phone just now."

What Aunt Lin said was not what he had imagined. He blinked and tried to change the subject: "Aunt, where is the car?"

His tone was filled with excitement that could not be concealed. Aunt Lin smiled at him and said, "It's over there. I've sorted it out for you, but you may need to open it yourself."