Another strategy? If the target is the enemy, then it's fine.

"If you want to see it, I have some photos of Yu An when he was a child. They were taken when you two were little. At that time, you were small and soft, and you liked to eat small cakes. You were like a piece of sweet strawberry cake."

Since it was a dark history, Wen Wen naturally didn't want to touch it, but when he heard that there were photos of Lu Yu'an in the past, he immediately became curious.

"Auntie, do you have any photos that would embarrass Lu Yu'an and make him unable to hold his head up in front of me for the rest of his life?"

If she and Wen Wen were not too far apart, he would have wanted to go over and knock on Wen Wen's head to see what was going on in his mind day by day.

Only then can such language be produced.

"There are no embarrassing photos of Yu An as a child. It's like he lives in front of the camera every day. There are no ugly photos of him."

Wen Wen also agreed with this point. He had wanted to take ugly photos of Lu Yu'an many times before, but he had never succeeded. At first, he thought that Lu Yu'an was deliberately looking at the camera, so he failed to take ugly photos of him.

Wen Wen sighed, "After all, he has that face. If I had that face, I can't even imagine how lively and cheerful I would be."

Lu Mu was amused by his words, "Xiao Wen is also very beautiful, there is no comparison, Xiao Wen and Yu An have two different looks."

Wen Wen felt a little bit sorry, "But I don't know why, I just like his looks more, I just want to have his face, if possible, I am willing to exchange my face with him."

After breakfast, Lu Mu took Wen Wen to the largest shopping mall. Nothing happened to him when he was with Lu Mu.

Until a period of no more than ten minutes, Lu Mu went to the bathroom, leaving him to wander around by himself.

Even though I was extremely careful, I was still careless.

The man in front of him had a malicious look on his face and a muscular body. He didn't look like someone who was easy to mess with.

"Don't be shameless, how dare you touch porcelain here?"

Wen Wen took a breath as he felt a piercing pain in his ankle.

"The premise of being able to give face to others is that you have face yourself. If you bump into someone, you should apologize. This has been taught since kindergarten, right? Why can't you learn it? Do you want to go back to kindergarten and start over?"

A group of people who were watching the fun had gathered around. They were all the kind of people who enjoyed watching the fun and no matter what, many of them had already started pointing and talking.

For a moment, just a moment, no longer than 0.01 second, Wen Wen almost thought that he had done something wrong.

"you……"

The man wanted to take action, but because there were so many people around him, he didn't dare to do it.

"What do you mean by 'you'? I'm still with him. You didn't apologize for bumping into someone, and you still want me to apologize? How dare you be so shameless here?"

The two of them had a dispute here, and he noticed that many people were ready to call the police. The man was just like him. Once he saw those who wanted to call the police, his eyes were fierce and he threatened: "If I know who dares to call the police, you can try it, I will definitely not let you off easily."

Wen Wen: “…”

What a stupid speech! I haven’t heard such a stupid speech for a long time. I heard it suddenly and I’m a little uncomfortable with it.

Wen Wen resisted the urge to roll his eyes at the other person. He was not sure if his foot was sprained or not, and he would have to go to the hospital later. It was not that he could not afford the money, but he simply wanted to make the other person uncomfortable. However, seeing the other person's attitude, it did not look like he would pay.

Wen Wen slowly took out his cell phone and opened the dialing interface with an indifferent look on his face: "Well, then I want to see how they will not let me off easily. People are curious about unknown things, but I am really scared."

To be honest, although the man in front of him was muscular, Wen Wen felt that he could beat him. His flesh was soft and looked like just a body of flesh, with only skin for show.

Because he had been bullied in school in his previous life, he practiced some fighting skills when he grew up. He couldn't be considered a master, but he was more than capable of dealing with the person in front of him.

Seeing that he wanted to call the police, the man knocked his phone down and said, "You still want to call the police? Do you think you are worthy enough?"

Wen Wen lowered his eyes and looked at the fallen phone. If he had known earlier, he would have changed to a more expensive phone.

If an ordinary mobile phone falls, there may be no problem, but his phone is a Wenwen brand phone, which is not resistant to falls and is not durable. It will be damaged if it falls.

He didn't even have to pick it up to guess that the phone's screen was broken.

"You destroyed other people's property and tried to start a fight." Wen Wen smiled at him gently, "I really want to know how much money you have to pay?"

The man obviously hadn't thought about this problem. There were surveillance cameras nearby, which had recorded everything that happened.

Even if he wants to quibble, there is video evidence.

But he was still fearless. He didn't believe that Wen Wen would really dare to call the police to arrest him or ask him to pay compensation.

"If you have the guts, go call the police and have me arrested. What's the point of just talking here? You're not waiting for me to call the police and have me arrested, are you? Kid, you're already in your 20s, aren't you? You're so old, how come you don't understand the little bit of social principles?"

Wen Wen was too lazy to pay attention to him. Seeing that Wen Wen didn't say anything, the other party thought that Wen Wen was scared. He smiled and said, "Little friend, I didn't see it just now, but now I think you have a good face. If you go to be a duck, you will definitely be able to sell it for a good price."

This might be a humiliating remark, but Wen Wen nodded indifferently, "Yes, yes, you are right. After all, at least I still have this face here, unlike you..."

Wen Wen looked him up and down, and finally said embarrassedly: "I'm really sorry, I can't find any good points in you, after all, your character is pretty bad, alas, but I think if you don't know what to eat during the New Year, you can try to cut off the meat on your body. This way you can save money and don't have to buy vegetables, in case you have no money. Anyway, you have so much meat on your body, if you lose a little bit, I don't think you will mind, right?"

"Wen Wen."

When the familiar voice came, Wen Wen thought he had heard it wrong. The two of them had clearly not been apart for more than 24 hours, but he always had a feeling that he had not seen Lu Yu'an for a long time.

When he turned around to look at Lu Yu'an, he found that he was staring at his ankle. He asked, "Are you hurt?"

Wen Wen nodded and said sarcastically: "Yes, I was injured. If you had come later, I would have been in the coffin. Anyway, it's just a minor injury, right?"

Lu Yu'an ignored the sarcasm in his tone and asked him, "Did you sprain it? Or something?"

Wen Wen: "I am the one who is going to die."

Lu Yu'an supported him and dismissed the crowd nearby. "What nonsense are you talking about?"

He helped Wen Wen to a stool nearby and carefully checked the injury on his ankle.

The ankle area was already red and swollen. Wen Wen also took a look. He didn't expect that he would be injured so seriously.

"It's okay, Brother Lu, you don't have to worry about me. If you come a little later, I can send myself to heaven."

"Do you want to go to the hospital? Or do you not want to go to the hospital?"

This kid simply ignored what he said and ignored his sarcasm, which means he doesn't have any sarcasm, right?

Who taught him to make equivalent substitutions like this?

"I said I don't want to go to the hospital, and I don't want you to accompany me to the hospital. Even if something happens to my feet later, I can take responsibility for myself. I don't want you to care about it now. Do you understand?"

His temper came out of nowhere, probably because he hadn't seen Lu Yu'an all morning, or because Lu Yuan didn't leave any messages when he went out. He always felt a strange sense of loneliness in his heart, which made him unable to control his emotions when he saw Lu Yu'an.

Obviously, he behaved very well when facing others just now, but when facing Lu Yu'an, he just couldn't control his emotions.

Lu Yu'an bought a few ice creams and gently covered his ankles with them.

"You still have to go to the hospital. What if you sprain your ankle? Don't worry about the rest. I'll help you. If you don't want me to go to the hospital with you, I'll ask my mom to go with you later."

"Who wants you to help me solve it? I have hands, so what? Do I have to rely on you for everything? We are in a normal relationship. I am not your little wife, and I am a man. I can solve any problem myself. You don't need to worry too much. I am not alone. I can't go to the hospital. Do I have to be accompanied by someone?"

He could see that Wen Wen was in a bad mood.

He did not stop and continued to speak alone: ​​"I have already found someone to solve the problem. I will not let you suffer any grievances. You are not my wife. It is because I like you and I don't want to see you suffer these grievances. I want to solve everything for you and don't want to trouble you anymore. You can go to the hospital alone, you can go to the doctor by yourself, but I can't bear to do it."

"Oh, then you just can't bear to go. In your mind anyway, if I die, it will be enough for you to come and collect my body."

He was unusually irritable today, and Lu Yu'an didn't understand why. His mother also said that Wen Wen's actions were normal today, and he didn't see anything unusual.

Lu Yuan changed the subject, "Are you angry or unhappy?"

"I am ready to die."

"Then can you take me with you? It would be too lonely if you go alone. If someone accompanies you, you won't be so lonely."

Wen Wen said expressionlessly: "You are sick."

"It's a very romantic word. I am committing suicide for love."

"I'm here for the sake of love." Wen Wen said, "Check to see if the swelling has gone down. Take me to the hospital later."

Lu Yu'an curved his eyes and said, "Thank you, my Lord, for giving me this opportunity to be by your side."

“Oh, it’s not Lu Yu’an, you are still addicted to acting, right?”

"It's fun, but the most important thing now is to get you to the hospital. Can you still walk? Can I carry you? Can you give me this chance?"

There are so many people in the mall, if I were to be carried on my back...

He is not old now, and although he has lived a lifetime, he still values ​​his face more than anything else. If he were to let Lu Yu'an carry him in a crowded mall, he would rather have his legs broken.

"Think about it, do I look like someone who would agree? Unless my leg is really broken, don't even think about it."

"Either I carry you on my back or you sit in a wheelchair. I'll push you. You decide which one you want. If that doesn't work, I'll have to carry you down."

Ok, he didn’t want to choose any of the three options, and the last one was even more embarrassing.

But is there a possibility that...

Would the first option be better?

At least he didn't think it was the most humiliating way.

"Then can you buy me a wheelchair right here? I want one with super wings, so cool and stylish that people around me will give me two thumbs up when they see me. I will make those kids envious of me to death."

"Super Wings? Don't you think that if I find the Super Wings, your legs will be basically useless? Can't you feel the pain in your feet?"

He could feel the excruciating pain, but when it came to choosing between pain and saving face, he chose the latter.

"Let me carry you down. There aren't that many spectators in life. No one will notice the two of us. It won't be good if something happens to your foot in the future."

He has been extremely unlucky these past few days. If he doesn't seek medical treatment for a long time, there is a real possibility that something might go wrong.

Wen Wen thought about it again and again, then asked hesitantly: "Can you buy me a mask first? At least if you buy me a mask, it won't be so embarrassing. At least they won't be able to see my face. There are so many people in the world, who can tell which one is me?"

"It's too late. Just bury your face later."

In fact, it is a very simple thing for him to avoid being discovered by others. The problem is, what if Lu Yu'an is met by someone he knows?

Once Lu Yu'an is discovered, it means that his vest will also fall off.

"Actually, I think if we jump down, we'll reach the first floor faster."

Lu Yu'an didn't say anything. He half squatted down and motioned Wen Wen to come up.

"Alas, if this scene happened 20 years ago, I would never believe it. The world has changed. Now even the two of us have become like this. If it happens in the future, you hate me, but you will also remember this period of your life. Will you hate yourself at that time?"

"will not."

"My brother Lu always likes me, no matter when."