"Why did you think of treating me to a meal today?"

Lu Yu'an handed him the menu: "I heard from Su Song that you are going to starve to death."

Wen Wen: "...So, you even added Su Song, but you didn't want to add me before?"

Lu Yu'an decided to tell him the truth: "Su Song took the initiative to add me. You didn't ask me to add WeChat before."

Wen Wen: “…”

Where is Lu Yuan's dog? Why didn't he even add him as a WeChat friend?

"Okay, I'm giving you a chance. I hope you can seize the opportunity and add me."

Lu Yu'an was silent for a while, then said, "You are just tough in your words."

Wen Wen didn't even raise his head: "Why? Have you touched it?"

Wen Wen waited for a while, but there was no answer from Lu Yu'an. Lu Yu'an was probably a little scared and didn't say anything for a long time.

After a long while, he suddenly asked, "Do you want me to touch you?"

"Fuck, you're a pervert."

Lu Yu'an smiled at him and said, "No, let me infer it."

Wen Wen took the menu and asked again: "Are you really treating me this meal?"

Seeing Lu Yu'an nodded, he opened the menu with confidence.

"If you don't want us to hire you, we'll just stay and wash the dishes. I don't have a penny, but I only have one life."

When he opened the menu, he was stunned for a moment. He turned the menu over and asked, "Isn't this Chinese food?"

"Yes."

“Then why isn’t this Chinese?”

He didn't even know which country's language it was.

Lu Yuan asked him: "Don't you understand?"

Shit, how could he not understand?

Well, how could he possibly understand?

"008, I will succeed in the attack soon."

"It shows that the host's strategy progress is 0. I hope the host will work harder~"

"If you can help me translate the words on the menu, I think my strategy progress will be a little faster~"

"…Sorry host, this function has not been unlocked yet. To unlock this function, the host needs to explore it himself."

"What use do I have for you then?"

"It is like this, host. I am your caring assistant, a tool for you to relieve boredom when you are bored. In short, I am useless."

Wen Wen: “…”

Lu Yu'an's eyes were still on his face, as if he was wondering whether he could understand. A man couldn't say no, especially not to Lu Yu'an.

Wen Wen's eyes were full of mockery: "I laughed. There is nothing in this world that I cannot understand that has not yet been born. Isn't it just a small text? It's up to you whether I show it or not."

Lu Yu'an gave him a gesture, meaning please.

Wen Wen smiled at him and unhurriedly flipped through the menu. He glanced at it for several times before calmly putting it down: "Forget it, let's go to another restaurant. I don't really want to eat here."

"Don't you want to eat or don't you understand?"

"Oh my, young man, you really made me laugh. Who am I? How could I not understand? Well, I really don't understand."

Wen Wen decided to be an honest person, not for any other reason, but because he was a little hungry and didn't want to change places.

He saw Lu Yu'an taking the menu with a smile, and at that moment he really felt that Lu Yu'an was really pretentious.

Lu Yu'an called the waitress and asked her, "Do you have any recommended dishes?"

The waitress's eyes flickered back and forth between the two of them, then she pursed her lips and smiled, "You've asked the right person. The chicken in our restaurant is especially delicious. It can be considered our specialty. Would you like to try it?"

He looked at Wen Wen, wanting to ask what Wen Wen thought, but saw Wen Wen looking at him expressionlessly.

He found it funny and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wen Wen stretched out a smile, but it was a little creepy. He kept it on: "Lu Yu'an, are you kidding me?"

"No, how dare I play with you, young master."

"What did you call me?"

"It's nothing, as long as you are happy."

"008, call, call." The Lu Yu'an in front of him had too many similarities with the Lu Yu'an he knew, so he couldn't help but become suspicious.

"008 has been received. Host, please tell me what you want to say."

"Do you know who I liked in my previous life?"

"I know this. Host, you like heaven, earth, and money."

Wen Wen: “…”

Wen Wen: "I'm talking about a very serious matter."

008 said without apology: "Okay host, but my dearest host, I show here that you don't have anyone you like~"

"Is it fun to tease me?" Wen Wen asked him with a smile.

008: "Congratulations, host. The target's favorability has increased by +2. The host is rewarded with yuan, which will be paid to the host's bank card later."

Two thousand!

Wen Wen suddenly felt that he was not very angry.

Lu Yu'an treated him to today's meal, and he also earned two thousand yuan. Lu Yu'an was his god!

Lu Yu'an raised his eyes and looked at him, "Playing tricks on you?"

Wen Wen smiled flatteringly: "No, you heard me wrong. I didn't say you were kidding me. I was saying how could there be someone as wise and powerful as you."

Lu Yu'an seemed to laugh very lightly. Wen Wen didn't quite understand why Lu Yu'an's favorability suddenly increased. For the sake of the two thousand yuan, he didn't bother with Lu Yu'an for the time being.

Lu Yu'an ordered a lot of things. Wen Wen had only eaten one meal today and was already starving. For some reason, Lu Yu'an seemed to know his hobbies very well and the dishes he ordered were all Wen Wen's favorites.

While eating, Lu Yu'an did not forget to ask the system: "008, is he really rich?"

"Host, this meal is actually not expensive. It only cost a little over a thousand."

...is not expensive.

"Are you indirectly mocking me for being poor?" Wen Wen changed the subject, "Then you are really telling the truth. Well, I am indeed poor."

008:"……"

Lu Yu'an was very elegant when eating. Since Wen Wen knew him, every movement he made was elegant but not slow. He rarely saw Lu Yu'an in a hurry and he looked very comfortable.

Lu Yu'an's charm is not just from his appearance, what is more attractive is the temperament that emanates from his inner self. No matter how you view him at the beginning, you will be attracted to him unconsciously after spending some time with him.

He just has this weird charm.

Lu Yu'an noticed his gaze, slowly put down his chopsticks, and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

Wen Wen nodded: "Yes, Brother Lu, I am impressed by the handsomeness on your face."

Lu Yuan: “…”

He seemed a little helpless: "What's wrong? Are you short of money or something?"

Lu Yu'an felt as if he would give him two million if he just nodded.

Wen Wen's eyes lit up: "Why? Brother Lu, do you want some mud from your little brother V?"

"You wish," Lu Yu'an smiled, "You don't like me anymore anyway."

"You mean...if I continue to like you, you will take my red envelope?"

"You can think so, but I didn't say that."

Wen Wen: “…”

"I heard you're short of money. How about it? Do you want me to introduce you to a job with a high salary?"

Wen Wen worked hard all his life, but only earned 6,000 yuan a month. This is the sadness of a worker. He has worked for half of his life, but now he has no interest in his work.

"No need. What I lack is money? No, no, no, you are too naive. What I lack is an opportunity."

Lu Yuan: “?”

"What I lack is an opportunity where pie falls from the sky. When that time comes, people on the street will be unable to resist giving me money when they see me. Billions of wealth will fall from the sky just when I walk on the street. I just need to drink well and sleep well every day and everything will be fine. At that time, I can order a few male models to accompany me every day. Oh my god, I don't even dare to think about it."

Lu Yu'an was silent for a while before answering: "I'm still eating, how can I dream? It's still dark, how can I daydream?"

Wen Wen shook his head and sighed, "That's because you have no ideals."

"That's something I don't like to think about. It's impossible to achieve." Lu Yu settled down. He didn't know what he was thinking about. Suddenly he raised his head and looked straight at Wen Wen. Wen Wen was startled by this look.

He asked him awkwardly, "Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to dig out your eyeballs and give them to me?"

"Do you like boys?"

Is it weird that he likes boys?

Oh, that’s right, Lu Yu’an didn’t know that he liked boys, no matter which one Lu Yu’an liked, he never told it.

Wen Wen nodded: "Do you look down on us homosexuals?"

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