Be careful! The young mistress is back with a crow's mouth

[Xiao Qiao, it's too dangerous if you keep disappearing. No, I decided to marry you and take care of you myself.]

[Xiao Qiao, are you in love? Tell me who your boyfriend is and I will assassinate him.]

[The above person is talking nonsense. My Tang Xiaoqiao is a fairy without emotions or desires. How can a fairy have love? Xiaoqiao belongs to all of us.]

Qiao Jintang was wearing pajamas with SpongeBob SquarePants patterns printed all over them today, and a beautiful and mysterious golden mask on her face, which looked quite funny overall.

She sat on the chair and stretched, "Hello, Aribati family, did you miss me?"

In order to prevent someone from suddenly breaking in, Qiao Jintang locked the door again. During this process, she was still mumbling, "I saw on the hot search a few days ago that someone wanted me to team up with Qiao Jintang. Last night I observed the stars and found that Qiao Jintang's crow mouth is real, only a little worse than my ability to curse people.

I think we can indeed form a team, but I am a rather aloof person and I definitely won’t take the initiative.”

[Qiao Jintang, did you hear that? My Xiao Qiao invites you to join a team. ]

[I can't imagine how explosive it would be if the two Qiao sisters really teamed up. Even if aliens attack the earth, they would have to consider it for their sake.]

[My sister Qiao has been busy with the Green Tea Contest recently. Xiao Qiao, do you think Sister Qiao will pay you to curse Lin Green Tea? ]

Qiao Jintang calmly replied: "No, as far as I know, the actress named Lin is not as important as money."

The implication is that Qiao Jintang was reluctant to spend the money.

After chatting for a while, most of the time the fans were asking her questions and she was answering them. When the number of viewers in the live broadcast room reached 100,000, Qiao Jintang began.

"Every day we are creative. This time we will use a different method to draw the lucky audience. I will now open the microphone. You can grab the microphone with your hand speed. The one you grab can summarize the needs and let the family members decide whether to curse or not."

As soon as she clicked on the microphone mode, someone grabbed the call. The other party coughed twice and greeted her enthusiastically in a voice as loud as a duck.

"Hello, Xiao Qiao. I'm your loyal fan. My last name is also Tang."

The voice was obviously that of an older man.

Qiao Jintang approached the microphone: "Hello, Uncle Tang, may I ask..."

"Xiao Qiao, I want to clarify that I am only 24 years old. I just simply sound mature."

Twenty-four years old?

Did your voice kill someone in your previous life? You are being punished in this life.

Qiao Jintang coughed and said, "Okay, tell me your story."

"Well, let me make it short. My hometown is in a small..."

Qiao Jintang interrupted immediately: "Let's get to the point. We are not interested in the story of your hometown."

"My girlfriend is mentally cheating on me. She was studying abroad and asked me to break up some time ago but I refused. Since I didn't agree, it doesn't count as a breakup. She has actually started flirting with other men, and they're foreign men!"

Qiao Jintang kicked this person away without hesitation.

Fucking idiot.

[This person is crazy. It's not like a divorce requires both parties' consent. They are just notifying you unilaterally.]

[What a shame, brother! Why are you still being so shameless? She must have broken up with you because there is no love between us anymore. ]

[Xiao Qiao's hand speed is fast enough. Next time, please don't steal the microphone like this idiot. ]

I forked a piece of cut watermelon and put it in my mouth. The watermelon was juicy, sweet and full of juice. Butler Tan said it was a special variety that was airlifted back from another province overnight.

"I don't like to help others, and I don't accept orders from people who don't have good relationships. Brother, a forced melon is not sweet. If I were your girlfriend and saw you like this, I would definitely fly back to China to wake up your muddy brain."

After saying that, he pushed the fruit plate away and said, "Okay, next one."

The person who got the ticket this time was a young lady with the ID 'Xiaoxiaotuiwu'.

My goodness, is this meant to attract traffic?

Sure enough, as soon as she opened her mouth, Qiao Jintang guessed what she was going to say.

"To make a long story short, I went home for a blind date some time ago. The person I was dating was a lawyer. He looked pretty good, but his personality was not compatible with mine.

At that time, the blind date brought his brother with him. His brother is a doctor. I have always had a filter for doctors. In addition, his brother's appearance and height met my requirements, so I fell in love with his brother. "

Qiao Jintang almost laughed out loud.

The comment section fell silent for a moment.

"what happened?"

The other party asked.

Qiao Jintang shook his head, "No, nothing, just continue."

"Later I found out that he also liked me, but he didn't want to betray his friend, so he said his friend liked me too."

Worthy of being a tweet.

Qiao Jintang secretly complained and quickly drank a sip of water to calm himself down, "Ahem, so, what do you want me to curse?"

"Ah? No, I don't need to curse, Xiao Qiao. I just want you to help me. I'm really confused now. I..."

After kicking this person out again, Qiao Jintang looked at the camera and said formally, "I am not an emotional anchor, I am not an emotional anchor, I am not an emotional anchor, I must say this three times because it is important."

[Is that woman a fetal god? Is this a delusion from reading novels? ]

[I have reported it. This kind of behavior of stealing traffic is shameful. From now on, I will scold this person whenever I see his tweets. ]

[You are sick, don’t you know what you are like? ]

[Hahahaha, the next version of this woman might be Qin Shi Huang crawling out of his coffin to pursue her.]

Qiao Jintang smiled and looked at the comment section, and even hypocritically explained to others: "Don't be like this, what if what they say is true!"

She has two suitors, Shen Yu and Tang Song!

After three more attempts at connecting to the microphone, I finally connected to a normal person.

only……

"Hello, Miss Tang. I'm here on behalf of a friend."

Qiao Jintang raised her eyebrows, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes. Isn't this Yang Hu's voice?

Tang Song’s agent, his own Hu Zi.

Are you here for a friend, Tang Song?

Pretending that he didn't know him, Qiao Jintang nodded, "Okay, this is the first time I've seen a lucky audience mention their friends to curse. Sir, tell me about you... your friend. Why do you want to curse him?"

I could vaguely hear someone talking to Yang Hu, and I could guess with my toes that the person must be Tang Song.

"I want to curse my friend's love rival. My friend is outstanding in terms of appearance, work and income, but he has been single since birth and has never been in a relationship since he was a child. The occasional rumors are all false.

This year my friend met a girl at work. She was gentle and pretty, especially when she smiled, it felt like my heart was melting. My friend fell in love with her at first sight and pursued her in a very high-profile manner, but who knew that Cheng Yaojin would appear halfway.

The corner of Qiao Jintang's mouth twitched fiercely.

Who in the family understands?

Eat the melon and you will end up eating yourself!

"That guy hangs out in bars all year round, and he has at least eight flirtations with people. When he saw that the girl my friend liked was pretty, he got lustful and tried every way to seduce her. The key is that the girl didn't appreciate it and even took the initiative to deny the rumor."