My apprentice is a little weird?

City God: ………What use do I have for spiritual stones? I rely on the power of incense to cultivate…

Oh… forget it, we can’t afford to offend this monster. Even if something happens, we still have that friend Jiang to back us up. Let’s just turn a blind eye…

So...Mama Xiong settled down in Pingning County with peace of mind~

Uh... the kind that floats in the sky...

.........

Time flies, and half a month has passed in the blink of an eye~

On a warm sunny afternoon, Jiang Yan lay in the recliner as usual, his body fitting perfectly with the chair, outlining the aesthetics of the human body.

On the small table next to it were melon seeds, cakes, popcorn, etc.

While enjoying the warm sunshine comfortably, he also leisurely guided Shen Ming.

"Hurry up, increase your mana output, you haven't eaten yet~"

Shen Ming was wearing a black suit and a ponytail, holding a bamboo pole and dancing lightly in the courtyard. Her movements were as natural and smooth as flowing clouds and water.

Each move contains great power!

He stared at the fallen leaves dancing in the air with cold eyes, swung the bamboo pole in his hand, and the fallen leaves broke into two halves and scattered as if cut by a sharp blade.

Hearing the lazy urging in her ears, she couldn't help but speed up the movements of her hands a little.

The magic power was infused into the bamboo pole, and its speed suddenly increased significantly.

Like a swimming snake, it hits every fallen leaf quickly and accurately, leaving afterimages all over the sky!

At a certain moment, Shen Ming suddenly turned around and stabbed Jiang Yan with his pole!

It is filled with surging momentum.

However~

bang~

Jiang Yan slapped the bamboo pole away with one hand, and then it exploded into pieces...

"Tsk~ How many times has this happened?"

Shen Ming pouted and stood in front of Jiang Yan, lowering her head and said softly:

"For the twenty-first time..."

"An ordinary bamboo pole cannot bear all of Shen Ming's magic power, and it is easy to collapse in a fierce battle... It is too difficult to meet Master under such conditions..."

"Lazy, you are being lazy. You are not working hard enough. Look at me, your master~tsk tsk tsk, you are a kendo genius~"

As he spoke, Jiang Yan picked up a bamboo pole and used his magical power to hit Shen Ming on the head.

There is not much magic power on the bamboo pole, but more of it is surrounding the bamboo pole, with some fallen leaves wrapped around it.

With just one blow, Shen Ming was knocked to the ground with his buttocks falling!

But the strange thing is that she didn't feel any headache, but her butt hurt because she sat too hard.

Jiang Yan put down the bamboo pole, crossed his hands on his stomach, and spoke lightly:

"Don't be so rigid. Master only told you to put all your magic power on the bamboo pole, but didn't tell you to put it all inside the bamboo pole."

Shen Ming frowned and thought for a while, then subconsciously touched the place where he was hit just now, with a thoughtful expression~

After a while, a cunning light suddenly flashed in her eyes, and she got up from the ground and clapped her hands.

"Master! Shen Ming knows what to do!"

"Well, you should practice slowly first, and then perform for me when you have learned it. I will sleep for a while..."

"Ok!"

Shen Ming took out a new bamboo pole, glanced at Jiang Yan who was sitting slumped, and smiled.

Then he turned around, his expression quickly returned to being cold, with only a hint of coldness left in his eyes, without a trace of emotion!

The magic power in the body began to surge out wildly.

The bamboo pole in his hand trembled slightly, as if it could not withstand such a powerful force and was about to break!

At this moment, Shen Ming moved!

Gently turn the bamboo pole in your hand, then hold it with one hand and strike upward from bottom to top!

A sharp wave of air passed by, but this time it did not cut the fallen leaves. Instead, it wrapped the fallen leaves around the surface of the bamboo pole!

Afterwards, waves of air poured out, driving the surrounding fallen leaves to attach to the bamboo pole.

Slowly it becomes a long sword made of bamboo leaves!

"Hahaha, Master! Look at the sword!"

Jiang Yan opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a leaf sword stabbing towards him!

"hehe…"

Ding!

The sword stopped three inches away from his neck. Jiang Yan clamped the sword with just two fingers, his expression lazy and disdainful.

"Although I have mastered how to use magic power to attach external objects, and also used sneak attacks...but...that's it?"

Shen Ming smiled mischievously! He poured all his magic power into it!

Then, boom!

The bamboo leaf sword exploded directly~

Jiang Yan's face was covered with leaves and he couldn't even open his eyes...

But before he could say anything, a bamboo pole was placed on his neck...

"Master, you lose~"

……

The sunlight shines through the mottled bamboo forest onto the ground, forming patches of light and shadow.

The gentle breeze brought a cool feeling, ruffling Shen Ming's hair.

Her smile was as bright as the sun, her lovely eyes were full of smug light, and she slightly raised her white neck, like a victorious swan~

Jiang Yan's face was covered with leaves and he looked extremely embarrassed, but there was no anger or annoyance in his eyes. Instead, there was a hint of helplessness and doting.

He sat there quietly, allowing the bamboo pole to be placed around his neck, as if this was a very ordinary game.

He casually brushed off the fallen leaves on his body and shook his head:

"You are so naughty. Well, you win this time..."

"Ah! We win! Shen Ming wins!"

Shen Ming jumped twice on the spot, then opened his arms and jumped up, throwing himself into Jiang Yan's arms very naturally. There was no trace of the coldness on his face during sword practice, but a smug expression as if asking for a hug and praise.

Jiang Yan pushed her with a look of disgust.

"Hey~ Get up, get up, you are so old and still want your master to hold you, aren't you ashamed..."

"Well~ No no no, I won't get up~ Master, give me a hug~"

And so, another half day passed.

Jiang Yan and Shen Ming had dinner together and started the evening fairy movie drama time.

I'm still looking at the recent inventory of Xiong Ma, "The Peerless Little Doctor"

How should I put it, a third-rate script, second-rate production, and first-rate picture quality, which ultimately make up this pile of shit.

Now, they are watching...

Jiang Yan really didn't want to watch it, but Shen Ming insisted on dragging him...

This film is supposed to be a revenge story, telling the story of a great medicine master who was assassinated by his own disciple, and then left behind a wisp of soul that possessed a woman.

Normally, the subsequent development should be to grow slowly, form gangs, restore strength, and then find apprentices to step on him.

Let him despair and say, "My dear disciple, I'm back."

But what about this drama? The protagonist is reborn, hooks up with the male supporting role, the protagonist goes out to gain experience, hooks up with another male supporting role, the protagonist is cured, hooks up with another male supporting role, the protagonist is poisoned and in a coma, hooks up with another male supporting role.

She finally made it to the end, but was taken down by her apprentice. In the end, she forgave her apprentice and was fucked (covering her face…)

This Nima...

He didn't want to know what Shen Ming was thinking right now. He only knew that he felt like he had eaten a piece of shit.

That feeling is just like when you happily go to the roadside to buy a roujiamo, but halfway through eating you hear there is a cockroach, so you peel it open to find only half of the cockroach?

It seems to be a similar mood.

.........