My apprentice is a little weird?
Chapter 154: Eating alone without calling me!
Shen Ming nodded in a daze, and even his steps were light.
Then Jiang Yan's voice came again.
"Oh, by the way, there's a barbecue grill in the corner of the kitchen. It's a really big iron grill. Bring it over if you see it~"
"Oh……"
……
After Shen Ming left, the expression on Jiang Yan's face disappeared, and he looked down at his second senior brother who had been ripped open and his heart revealed by him.
"How is it possible~ How did Ming'er kill this wild boar that already had a hint of intelligence? It's impossible."
Jiang Yan carefully examined the inside of the wild boar and found that most of its internal organs were damaged, indicating that it had died from a strong blow or being squeezed.
This made him even more confused.
"In terms of strength, Ming'er can kill it with all her strength, but this wild boar is not one that is willing to wait for death. How can it stand there and let her beat it? Even if it can't beat it, it can run away. After all, in terms of speed, Ming'er can't catch up with it now~"
"Is it a sneak attack... or... the truth~"
Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes slightly and remained silent as he looked at his second brother being washed by the stream water.
But as I watched, the tears at the corners of my mouth couldn't be stopped~
"So greedy... Oh no, that's too bad~ It was so hard to give birth to a little intelligence, but it ended before it even started~ Although it was previously cultivated with meat pigs."
"Ah~ In the past, you have escaped death from heat stroke, fighting, ugly appearance, eating too much, etc., but in the end, you couldn't escape this disaster from my disciple~ Maybe, this is your fate~"
"Master, are these the ones?"
Shen Ming came to Jiang Yan's back with a bunch of things and put them down. Jiang Yan turned around with a slightly sad expression.
"Yes, these are it. Put them all down."
"Ming'er, go make another fire and get some paper money to burn for Second Senior Brother. Say sorry while burning it. Got it?"
"Oh……"
Shen Ming nodded and obediently ran to the stream to make a fire. Jiang Yan installed the barbecue grill on the fire, then used fresh spiritual bamboo leaves to weave a rope and tied the cut pork on it.
He turned the grill and applied the secret sauce, while Shen Ming burned paper (firewood) and said sorry. The flames roasted the pork, making a sizzling sound.
Pair it with Jiang Yan’s secret seasoning!
That little smell comes up as soon as you scratch it!
Shen Ming's eyes slowly lit up and sad tears also flowed from his mouth.
"I'm sorry, Second Uncle, Shen Ming didn't mean it~"
"Gudong~ Second Master, you smell so good~ Oh yo..."
Jiang Yan took his hand back: "Apologize sincerely and don't say anything nonsense."
Shen Ming covered his head with his hands and looked aggrieved, but he knew he had done something wrong and did not dare to refute, so he could only continue:
"I'm sorry, Second Uncle, Shen Ming didn't mean it~"
At this moment, a slight ripple appeared in the sky~
A graceful figure whizzed through the formation!
The sound came before the person got close.
"How dare you do such an outrageous thing behind my mother's back!!!"
boom! !
A tall figure fell straight into the stream, splashing water!
"Hey, Mama Bear is back~"
"Mama Bear...you're back..."
Two greetings rang out one after another, but the former was obviously happy, while the latter was not so happy.
"You! You! You left without even telling me! You hid away and ate alone without calling me! How despicable!"
The mother bear stood in the water with her teeth and claws bared! The evil on her chest was too much to look at. Her delicate and beautiful face was full of anger and looked bloated.
Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Really? Who was having so much fun in Pingning County? I sent her a message to tell her to go back but she ignored me. Who ran onto the stage to disrupt order and then frightened the troupe again? Who got into the lion dance team and turned into a real lion?"
Mother Bear looked up at the sky, the anger on her face disappeared, she paced in the stream with her hands behind her back as if nothing had happened, not daring to look at Jiang Yan~
"I've never done those things~ I just... just joined in the fun~"
"Did you go and apologize to the troupe you scared last night today?"
Mother Xiong assured her solemnly, "I did go! My mother apologized and gave me a lot of money!"
Jiang Yan covered his face helplessly.
"Mother Xiong, you did apologize... but you didn't show up to apologize. You floated in the sky to apologize to them, and then you dropped a bag of silver from the sky. The owner of the opera troupe was almost frightened to death..."
Mother Xiong stammered while holding her fingers, but Jiang Yan continued:
"There's also a lion dance team. You can just watch and have fun, but why did they conjure up a real lion? That guy scared the hell out of everyone on the street."
"Isn't it because their imitations are not good? I'm thinking of making a real one for them, it will definitely be lively."
Jiang Yan took a deep breath.
"Oh... Never mind. Fortunately, I had anticipated this and had people take care of things~"
Mother Bear blinked, her eyes sparkling.
"Hehe~ I know you are the best to me, and I miss you the most, so I came back specially to see you~"
As she spoke, Mother Bear moved closer to the barbecue grill and quietly touched the barbecue with her little hand.
But a bamboo stick gently knocked the mischievous little hand away.
"Missed me~ I thought you were not scared away by the Pingning County City God~"
"How could it be! How is it possible! How could my mother be scared away! Impossible! It's impossible!"
Xiong Ma flatly denied it and said that it absolutely did not happen.
Jiang Yan shook his head and smiled, not caring about it.
He knew everything about Xiong Ma. As for the City God, Pingning County was small and the population was not very large. Even if the City God had good incense, he couldn't do anything about a transformed monster like Xiong Ma. Besides, he himself had had some interactions with the City God here.
This matter had been notified a long time ago. I think some evil spirits appeared and scared away Mother Bear.
This incident can also teach Mom Xiong a lesson, so that she can be more restrained in the future, and tell her that just because she doesn't hurt others, others will definitely think she is a good demon~
Be low-key.
"Did Mama Bear see a bunch of stupid people?"
Jiang Yan asked while flipping the grill.
However, Mother Bear was squatting beside the barbecue grill, staring at it eagerly. Her attention was completely attracted by the barbecue on it, and she didn't hear clearly what Jiang Yan had just said.
"what?"
Jiang Yan repeated tirelessly: "When Bear Mom passed by Fulai Inn, did she encounter a group of idle monks? They are disciples from the sect, and they came here to monitor me."
Mother Bear thought about it and then her eyes lit up.
"Oh~ Are you talking about that little fat boy?"
Jiang Yan's expression lit up with joy!
"Hey! Bear Mom, you also think he should be called Little Fatty, right? Hahaha! I think so too! But my master actually said it's insulting. He really doesn't know his real name."
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