Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Uzumaki Naruto, I advise you to quickly transform my son back, otherwise... I will let you know what an old father's anger is!"

The sharp blade of the Kusukumokiri was pressed against Naruto's carotid artery, and just a little force would turn him into a human fountain on the spot.

It must be said that Uchiha Fugaku's hand holding the sword was still quite steady... at least it was quite steady before Nihashi, who was carrying Uchiha Shinyu, came here.

until……

"Damn old man, why did you call me over here so late at night?!

You still insisted that I bring this little thing...

This little thing cried all the way, it annoyed me to death, do you know that? !

Damn, you old bitch, are you looking for a reason to fight with me, Uchiha Sasuke? !

Come on! Whoever is a coward is a dog! "

Then, Nihuzi threw Uchiha Shinyu, who was making a fuss in his arms, and rushed towards Uchiha Fugaku.

Uchiha Fugaku: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ! ! !

Uchiha Fugaku's hand trembled, and Murasakiri opened a small cut on Naruto's neck;

Blood flowed out instantly, and Naruto was so scared that he immediately covered the wound and dodged.

“I’m dying, dying, dying… Kurama, please heal my wounds quickly, I’m freaking dying!”

Jiu Lama:?_?……

As a tailed beast, Kurama has never seen anyone die from a slight scratch on the skin in his long life.

"This old man...fuck!!!"

Uchiha Fugaku swung the Kusunokiri in a circle and used the blade to hit Erhuzi on the face, knocking him directly into the ground.

Although the whole process seemed to take a long time, it was actually just a blink of an eye.

Uchiha Mayu was still flying freely in the air. Below her, a large group of Uchiha clan members had already gathered and were frantically preparing to catch her. However, the next moment...

shuh~

Uchiha Fugaku used Kusakumo Kiri as a springboard and grabbed Uchiha Mahiro into his arms before everyone else. After landing safely, he turned his head with wide eyes and looked at...

Where is Erzhuzi?

Oh, it's still under the Kusanagi~

Uchiha Fugaku walked over and moved Kusakumo-kiri away, revealing the two pillars underneath that were almost beaten into a pancake.

"Rebellious son! This is your sister...ah~your brother!

How dare you treat him like this?!"

Uchiha Fugaku scolded Hashira loudly, trying to awaken the conscience of his stupid son.

But Erzhuzi said: What conscience? Damn it!

Compared to conscience or something, Erzhuzi obviously cares more about...

"I don't accept it! You old bastard, you sneak attacked me and even hit me with Whitebeard's knife... You old man are so evil!

Come, come again!

I, Uchiha Sasuke, must make you, old man..."

Uchiha Fugaku: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Bang! ! !

Erzhuzi was kicked back to the field by his old father.

"Tie up this rebellious son and hang him on a tree. Remember to gag him... gag him to death!"

……

Erzhuzi, the troublemaker, has been hanged on a tree, and the victim of this incident, Uchiha Maou, has also arrived, so now it's time to get back to business.

"I only have one question."

With Uchiha Shinyu in his left hand and Uchiha Fugaku with Kusunokiri in his right hand, he turned around and looked around the crowd, and then...

"Where did that little bastard Naruto go again?!"

All Uchiha: ⊙_⊙? !!

Uchiha clan members, you look at me, I look at you...

No one could tell where Naruto had gone.

Somewhere, Naruto was smiling like an idiot as he ran away while the two pillars were causing a commotion.

【Thanks to Erzhuzi Laotie?(ˊ?ˋ*)~】

"You...you...you guys...are making me so mad! With so many of you, you can't even take care of a naughty child?!"

All Uchiha: (ー_ー)!!

Speak with conscience. Can Naruto be considered an ordinary naughty child? !

……

"Search them all for me!"

The Uchiha once again joined the crowd, searching for any sign of Naruto;

Unfortunately, nothing was found in the end, and Naruto had disappeared somewhere unknown.

Uchiha Fugaku: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Damn it... Come on, let's go to that brat's doorstep with me and block him!

If he runs away, he runs away. I don't believe he won't even come back home!"

Uchiha Fugaku waved his hand and led a large group of Uchiha people to rush towards Naruto's house.

[Well, it just so happens that Mikoto is still playing mahjong with her girlfriends at Naruto's house...

I have to let her see with her own eyes what our San'er has become of that stinky boy Naruto! 】

Gone, all gone.

The only person left was hanging on the tree with his mouth gagged, shivering in the cold wind.

Er Zhuzi, who attracted countless people in the night market to watch and discuss...

……

Not long after, the Uchiha group who came to Naruto's house saw Naruto standing outside the door waiting with a grin on his face from a distance.

"Uncle Fugaku..."

"Wa ...

Uchiha Fugaku leaped up, holding the Sokumokiri and chopped it down on Naruto's head.

However, Naruto, who was confident, was not panicked at all, and even deliberately took a step forward.

"Aunt Mikoto asked me to invite you in."

Seeing that Sorumokiri was about to fall, Naruto said calmly.

Uchiha Fugaku: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ! ! !

Dang rang~

Kusunokiri fell from Uchiha Fugaku's hands in an instant, and he raised his head and looked at Naruto in disbelief.

"How dare you, a little bastard, to file a complaint first?!"

Uchiha Fugaku had seen Naruto's ability to confuse right and wrong, and had even experienced it himself.

Once something is narrated through Naruto's mouth...

The plaintiff becomes the defendant, and innocence becomes the death penalty!

God knows what Naruto, who returned home first, said to those people inside, especially his wife...

In short, Uchiha Fugaku suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart:

In the future, he will most likely pay a heavy price for what he did today in hunting down Naruto...

"By the way, remember to bring Uchiha Maou~"

At this moment, Naruto was smiling like a little fox who had successfully stolen a chicken.

On the other hand, Uchiha Fugaku...

No matter how reluctant Uchiha Fugaku was, he had to embrace Uchiha Shinyu and walk into Naruto's house with trepidation.

Snap~click!

The door was closed and even locked.

Naruto put the door key back into his arms with a smile, still greeting him.

"Uncle Fugaku, let's go~"

Uchiha Fugaku: =(??? ????)……

[The unsettling feeling is getting stronger and stronger. I hope it’s just my illusion...right...]

……

"Wow~ I really turned into a girl~"

"You look even cuter than before, don't you, little Zhenyong?!"

"Really? Let me see too..."

Uchiha Shinyong looked at the group of aunts with a confused look on his face, each of them unzipping their pants to take a look curiously, then they couldn't help but exclaim in admiration, and finally gathered around their old mother and chattered.

Immediately afterwards...

He came over, unzipped his pants, loosened them, exclaimed, and walked back, chirping...

The whole process is repeated countless times.

Uchiha Mahiro: (?﹏?) …