Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

In the evening, in a small tavern in Sheep Village, Konoha's "prostitution, gambling and drugs" gathered around a table again after many years.

"So, the old man is going to attack this village soon?"

Tsunade put down the wine glass, and felt her head swelling. She couldn't help but reach out a hand and carefully press her forehead.

"good.

Don’t you know what kind of person the old man is?

How could a person like him allow an uncontrollable factor as big as Yangcun to appear right under his nose? !

What’s more… the current head of Sheep Village, Lazy Sheep, almost beat the old man to death…”

Orochimaru drank the sake in the cup expressionlessly, and closed his eyes as if he was savoring the taste of the sake;

With that nonchalant look, it was hard to tell that he was the one who answered Tsunade's question earlier.

"…Is this interesting?"

"I don't know, but I guess the old man is enjoying it...

Oh, Tsunade, you haven't told me why you appeared in the Sheep Village and became Lazy Sheep's subordinate..."

Tsunade: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

"Orochimaru, I'm warning you... You'd better not ask this question again! Otherwise..."

Click! ! !

Tsunade's sudden force turned the wine glass into powder on the ground.

Orochimaru: (ー ー゛)……

"I understand. I won't ask any more questions."

Orochimaru immediately raised his hands to show surrender, but what he was thinking in his heart was that he would go to my lazy brother to seek answers later.

Don't underestimate my Uncle Snake's curiosity.

For a scientist, encountering a problem but not being able to find the answer is a very unpleasant feeling. This feeling is enough to make Orochimaru toss and turn all night long.

In order to have a good sleep tonight, Orochimaru deliberately advanced the time he was going to meet Lazy Sheep alone.

Well~ by the way, I'm going to draw a lot of blood for my lazy brother...

"Phew~ so annoying!

I don’t want to drink anymore, let’s go!

Hey, Jiraiya, hurry up, we have to leave!"

Tsunade stood up and kept pushing Jiraiya, who had already drunk unconscious and was now snoring on the table, hoping to wake him up.

"Who is Mad?!

Didn't you see that I was having a party with two old friends? !

The three of us finally got together... I'm so happy, do you know that?!

Let me see which blind dog you are... um, it's you, Tsunade~"

Jiraiya was shaken awake, and as soon as he woke up he came drunk;

But when he saw clearly who had pushed him, Jiraiya immediately swallowed the rest of his words with his strong will and returned to his usual silly look.

"gone."

Tsunade rolled her eyes at Jiraiya and didn't argue with him. She just signaled him to hurry up and catch up with her and Orochimaru.

In fact, Tsunade also knew that the most excited person among the three people who reunited was Jiraiya...

He was so excited that before she and Orochimaru even sat down, he picked up the wine jug and burst into tears. He blew several bottles of wine into the bottle while crying, and fell down under the stupid looks of herself and Orochimaru.

After Jiraiya knocked himself down...

"Wow, wow~ Tsunade... I missed you so much, do you know that?!"

"Orochimaru, you bastard, I finally caught you, didn't you?! Wahahaha~"

……

Only Zilai could say such bold and cheesy drunken words, which attracted people in the tavern to cast inquiring glances at the three of them.

Orochimaru: →_→...your teammate?

Tsunade: (ー_ー)!!...I’m warning you not to say anything nonsense~I don’t even know this person, okay?!

……

Although she was embarrassed and angry, Tsunade had to admit that Jiraiya's sincere emotions did infect her.

Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and herself were all close friends who could trust each other with their lives.

Out of remembrance of their past friendship, Tsunade decided to let Jiraiya, the idiot, go for now.

Unfortunately, someone doesn't seem to want Tsunade to let him go...

"Oh oh, here it comes.

Boss, please pay the bill. No need to give me the change!"

Jiraiya took out a stack of silver bills from his pocket and slapped them on the table in a very generous manner, then stood up and staggered towards Tsunade and Orochimaru.

"Tsunade, where are we going next?"

"Tsunade, how have you been these past few years?"

"Tsunade, why aren't you talking?"

"Speak up, Tsunade!"

Tsunade: (???)……

Tsunade assured that she had done her best to tolerate Jiraiya, the stubborn fool.

After all, today was the first time the three of them had gathered together in many years.

Today is a very special and memorable day for any of the three people.

On days like this, Tsunade really didn't want to pin Jiraiya to the ground and beat him.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, for example...

"Tsunade, do you want to go to the hot springs?

I invite you~

If you can let me be with you..."

Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!

"Super Power Punch!!!"

Tsunade clenched her fists.

Tsunade gently punched Jiraiya's chest with her little fist...

Bang! ! !

Jiraiya is flying in the sky~

Orochimaru: ?_?……

At this moment, Orochimaru was thinking about how he should explain to others that he had lost a general before the attack from Konoha Village arrived...

"Tsunade you..."

Tsunade: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !

"What are you doing?! I can't help it anymore, can't I?!"

Tsunade said, if you, Orochimaru, dare to say another word, I will send you to see Jiraiya!

Orochimaru: (ー ー゛)……

"I just wanted to ask you where we're going next... now that everything is alright."

"Where's the rope tree?"

"… Nawaki said before that he wanted to go and see the fifty-nine test subjects who could use Wood Release. He should be with them now."

"Come on, accompany me to find my brother!"

Tsunade grabbed Orochimaru by the back of his neck with great domineering power, and with a little effort, she lifted Orochimaru and walked forward.

As for Jiraiya... God knows where this drunkard who was punched away by Tsunade went...

……

"Wow~ Big brother is so awesome, my great grandfather doesn't seem to know this trick..."

"Big Brother, Buffalo!"

"Brother, I have decided. I will stay in Sheep Village with you from now on. Brother, you must accept me!"

"I cried for my brother, I went crazy for my brother, I banged my head against the wall for my brother...

Senju Rope Tree... Meet Big Brother~"

Orochimaru and Tsunade, who had just walked out of the house, heard bursts of extremely disgusting flattery coming from inside the house before they could even stand still.

Orochimaru: →_→...Tsunade, your brother?

Tsunade: (ー_ー)!!...No, I'm your apprentice.

There was a moment when Tsunade suddenly no longer wanted this brother who had finally survived...

"Rope Tree, open the door!"

Thousand Hands Rope Tree: ⊙▽⊙! ! !

"It seems like my sister is back, brother, please wait for me~"

After a few breaths, with an excited look on his face, Senju Nawaki suddenly opened the door, grabbed Tsunade's arm outside the door with one hand, and pointed at Lazy Sheep in the house with the other hand.

"Sister, look, this is the big brother I just recognized~"

Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Let’s not talk about why Lazy Sheep didn’t sleep at night and suddenly ran here…

Anyway, Tsunade has made up her mind that she doesn't want this stupid little brother anymore.

[Senju Rope Tree... You might as well just stay dead, you bastard! ]