When I became a Jade-faced Fox

"You're living a very carefree life." Senior Brother Zhu came to Yu'er's small courtyard.

Yu'er is currently fiddling with the fruit tree she just bought.

"Brother, please sit down. I'll be there in a moment." Yu'er looked at the planted tree and breathed a sigh of relief.

When I heard Senior Brother Zhu's voice, I didn't even bother to look at him.

Instead, he bent down, scooped up a bucket of water, and began to carefully pour it under the tree.

Senior Brother Zhu also listened to the advice and lay down directly on the recliner.

While watering the plants, Yu'er asked, "Why did you have time to come here? Why didn't you stay in the mountains to take care of Xiangxiang?"

"It's boring to stay in the mountains all the time. Xiangxiang has been sleeping recently."

"I just found that there are many books on this computer that I haven't read. There is a book called The Princess's Revenge, which I haven't finished reading yet."

"You are talking about online novels, right?" Upon hearing this, Yu'er straightened up and glanced at Senior Brother Zhu.

"You're still addicted to this stuff."

"I'm interested in the ending. Did she succeed? Did her enemy die?"

Senior Brother Zhu did not expect that a book could have such great power that it would make people remember it.

"Then go and see, the computer is in the room." Yu'er waved her arms towards the house.

"Why is there no internet access in Mount Li?"

Yu'er felt something was wrong when she heard this, "Brother, don't do anything rash, or the master will chase you off the mountain."

"I know clearly that I am hollow-hearted and look simple-minded, but I am not really stupid."

"Let's go, let's go." Senior Brother Zhu was really anxious and even reached out to pull Yu'er.

"Great! The ending is good." Senior Brother Zhu clapped his hands and leaned back in his chair.

"There are so many more." He scrolled through the pages, "Each one is different."

"Is there any way to bring this thing back to Mount Li?"

"No, no, Brother, if Xiangxiang sees this, if she comes back to the human world in the future and finds you a son-in-law like this, you will go crazy."

"Look at this. Once he made a move, the economic chain of the entire Wang Group was broken, and the eldest daughter of the Wang family was imprisoned."

"The first part is about business war, so I won't comment on it. The latter part is about imprisonment, this is definitely not a legal system."

"In the human world, he would be sent to prison."

"You must be very troubled by such a son-in-law."

Yu'er quickly spoke out to stop them and also explained the situation to Senior Brother Zhu.

I have to say, this trick is really effective.

"You're right. I'd better read the scriptures to her every day."

"But then, isn't my life a little too boring?"

Yu Er touched her chin and said, "I'll get you some published novels."

"Jin Yong's martial arts novels are very good, as well as some foreign novels."

Hearing the last sentence, Senior Brother Zhu waved his hand and said, "No need. Our own people can't even understand it, and we're still looking at foreigners."

Yu'er nodded, and she understood what was going on.

"Wait, I'll buy it online for you, it's very fast."

"No rush, I can stay for a few more days and have some fun." Senior Brother Zhu seemed to suddenly remember something.

With a flip of his wrist, a box appeared in his hand. Yu'er didn't quite understand what it meant.

"Open it and take a look." Senior Brother Zhu raised his chin towards Yu'er.

Yu'er took it with a confused look on her face. Without waiting for anything, she wanted to open the box directly.

"Be gentle."

When Senior Brother Zhu saw that Yu'er was planning to use brute force, he quickly spoke up to stop her.

Yu'er let out a cry and retracted the strength in her hands.

"Bracelets?" Yu'er opened it and saw a pair of watery jade bracelets.

"You and Ao Lan each have one for self-defense. If necessary, smash it and it will teleport you back to Mount Li."

Yu'er felt very uncomfortable and pursed her lips.

"Brother, I'm sorry."

"What are you talking about?" Senior Brother Zhu touched Yu'er's head.

"I just feel that it's becoming increasingly unfavorable for cultivation outside. If anything goes wrong, I'd better be prepared for it."

Although she said so, Yu'er knew very well in her heart that she had scared him.

So after the last gathering, when Yu'er returned to the clan area with her cousin Hongrui, she didn't dare to tell the truth at all.

If Yu'er didn't tell the truth, Hongrui wouldn't expose the matter casually. At least he managed to cover up the fact that she hadn't been home for more than a hundred years.

Yu'er smiled and said, "I see. I'll put it on right away and give it to Ao Lan when I have time."

"Okay, I don't have to worry about it then."

Yu'er thought about it and decided to buy several smartphones for Senior Brother Zhu (cheap ones with large memory).

There is no way. There is no internet or electricity in the entire Mount Li.

He can only download all the novels he wants to read. When one runs out of battery, he can just read the next one.

"Brother, this phone can't be left uncharged for too long, otherwise it will break."

"These phones won't last long."

Yu'er thought about it and felt that this method was not very feasible, but it seemed that there might be other better ways.

"What? Attracting lightning?"

When Senior Brother Zhu said this, Yu'er was stunned. Is this online article so powerful?

"Brother, you forgot that you are a bamboo, a wood element, and are most afraid of lightning and fire."

"Don't be stupid!"

"Besides, this won't work at all. Heavenly thunder, heavenly thunder, it definitely won't work anyway."

Yu'er didn't know how to explain that the thunder from the sky could not be transformed into charging electricity.

"I know, I know. I have no patience."

Senior Brother Zhu looked at Yu'er shaking her head and complained with disdain.

"I'm going to bed. Go back to your yard."

Senior Brother Zhu waved at Yu'er.

Yu'er covered her head helplessly, "Brother, do you want to take a look outside? What time is it now?"

"Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"

As soon as Yu'er said this, Senior Brother Zhu stopped.

"It's not impossible to have some."

Yu'er thought about it and decided to order takeout, so she handed over the phone.

"Order whatever you want to eat."

Senior Brother Zhu glanced at Yu'er and asked, "Which one do you recommend most?"

"For a midnight snack, it must be barbecue or fried chicken and beer."

"Then let's all have one."

"Give us one portion of each variety. We can't finish them all."

Senior Brother Zhu looked at Yu'er, as if to say, "Can't eat it? Are you kidding me?"

"It's just a spell to digest it."

Yu'er understood and nodded.

But after Yu'er finished clicking all of them and saw the number on the screen.

I couldn't help but open my mouth.

"I couldn't believe that one day I would be able to order takeout for this much money."

“It’s not easy for the delivery guy to make this trip.”

"Yeah, it's my house, just hang it on the outside door handle. Okay, thank you."

More than an hour later, the takeaway was delivered.

There were so many things that the delivery guy had difficulty moving, so he arrived at this moment.

After everyone left, Senior Brother Zhu urged the bamboo in the yard, quietly bent down, and hooked the takeaway over.

"You know what, it's really heavy. If it weren't for my magic power helping him, the bamboo would have been broken."