Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Hey, this is the VIP seat specially prepared for the Star God..."

Shu Shu brought Fu Li to a luxurious table and said.

"There may be several Star Gods coming today. By the way, will the Liuguang Yiting under your command send anyone over?"

Shu Shu looked at Fu Li with interest and asked.

"Of course. After all, Liuguang Yiting is a well-known organization in the universe. Although I, the master, have come here, I have to send a few high-level subordinates here..."

Fu Li nodded and spoke, and finally looked at the sky with interest, or to be more precise, he was looking at the universe through the barrier of Luofu Fairy Boat.

"Interesting, that piece of iron lump [Intelligence] actually came here. It seems that he wants to study your offspring..."

"Ha ha……"

Shu Shu sneered twice.

“If that big iron sheet really wants to study my daughter, he should ask me and Aha first. What’s more, I have three star gods and one who is comparable to a star god. Unless there is a short circuit, that big iron sheet won’t dare to act rashly…”

"makes sense……"

Fu Li nodded and looked at Shu Shu as if he had thought of something.

"Come to think of it, there's not much wine here. You don't want me to pay for it, do you?"

"What do you say?"

Shu Shu looked at Fu Li with ill intention.

"You are a star god who records the memories of many civilizations back then. You must have a lot of records of nectar and jade liquids. Shouldn't it be easy for you to replicate those things? Why? You can't even do such a small thing?"

"Uh...are you trying to provoke me?"

Fu Li said after a while of silence.

"Oh my, now you've noticed it..."

Shu Shu shrugged, drew his weapon and pointed it at Fu Li.

"You just say you dare to refuse?"

Fu Li: (?_?) Is it possible for me to refuse?

Fu Li was also well aware of the gap in combat power between himself and Shu Shu, so he quickly used his own recorded memories to reproduce the fine wine from a planet with an extremely advanced winemaking culture during the Zerg War.

"Hey, our Star God of Wisdom is finally here..."

Shu Shu looked at the [Wisdom] Bo Shi Zun who had just come over with a smile and said happily on the surface.

"According to the test, the level of lies in your language is 70%, the level of ill intentions is 20%, and the level of sincerity is 10%. According to the conclusion, the reason why you welcome me so much is to get some benefits from me for your daughter..."

After Bo Shizun's eyes glowed red for a while, he quickly gave an analysis.

"Ah this..."

When Shu Shu listened to the analysis of this big iron sheet, he froze and finally touched his nose with a guilty look.

"Can't I just welcome you sincerely?"

"According to calculations, there is absolutely no possibility..."

Bo Shi Zun also replied without giving any face.

"Master Boshi, do you really think your calculations are 100% correct?"

Shu Shu raised his eyebrows and asked as he looked at the star god who was upgraded from a machine.

"The operation of the universe is traceable, and everything will be recorded by calculation..."

Boshizun replied that he believed in his calculations. After all, he had once calculated the intelligent robot crisis. After that calculation, he became more convinced that his calculations could predict the future.

"Heh... then can you calculate how many Star Gods will be attending my daughter's Hundred Days Banquet this time?"

Shu Shu asked coldly.

"According to calculations... there are nine Star Gods, including [Hunting], [Abundance], [Memory], [Joy], [Intelligence], [Concept], [Mystery], [Destruction], and [Destruction] who came to the real world from the simulated universe, participating in the Hundred Days Banquet for the Star God's Offspring..."

After calculating for a while, Boshizun's upgraded brain CPU said confidently.

"Master Boshi, not everything in this world can be calculated. There are variables in the world, and sometimes some factors beyond calculation will affect your calculation results..."

Shu Shu smiled and led Bo Shizun to sit down.

After that, it is the same as the calculation of [Wisdom] Boshizun.

[Hunting] and [Abundance] appeared together on the Luofu Fairy Boat.

[Hunting] Lan felt a toothache when he looked at Shu Shu.

He still remembered that Shu Shu wanted to become sworn brothers with his wife's father, so he ran to the front line and forcibly dragged him, who was still dealing with the evil creature, to the Yuque Immortal Boat to be a mascot.

And after he swore brotherhood to him, he poured wine all over him.

Originally, he thought that these two guys would find some weird reason to capture him, but instead they sent him an invitation to attend his daughter's hundred-day party.

Alas, if you don't come, you might get caught again later. Come on...

The place where this event was held happened to be the Xianzhou Alliance under his jurisdiction, Luofu Xianzhou, one of the seven Xianzhous.

Is he planning to let me give him this Luofu Immortal Boat?

If this guy wants the Luofu Immortal Boat, can't he just tell Him and be done with it?

As long as Shu Shu told him, he would give him the Luofu Fairy Boat.

[Abundance] After the pharmacist arrived, he directly planted a peach tree full of vitality and gave it to Shu Shu.

"Consider this my hundred-day gift to that child..."

The pharmacist smiled and naturally took [Hunter] Lan's hand.

"Let me go! I can leave on my own!"

This guy Lan seemed to be a straight man. He shook off the pharmacist's hand and came to the table where the star gods were gathered.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah~"

The pharmacist shook his head helplessly.

"This guy is still so unromantic~ No wonder he's still single..."

"Isn't he afraid that Lan will get angry and shoot you with a bow and arrow after hearing what you said?"

Shu Shu asked from the side.

"Why be afraid?"

The pharmacist smiled and followed him to the Star God's table.

"Are these two really having an affair?"

Shu Shu frowned as he looked at the pharmacist who sat down next to Lan.

As a cosmic entertainer who hangs out with Aha, he often spreads stories of love, hatred and vengeance between [Abundance] and [Hunting] with Aha.

After all, these two guys are a pair of natural enemies created by the guy named "Balance" who integrated himself into the universe.

How should I put it? It's the kind of thing where she runs and he chases her, and she can't escape even if she has wings.

However, [Hunter] Lan himself knows that he relies on [Abundance] to survive. After all, if [Abundance] no longer exists, then [Hunting] will become meaningless.

So [Hunting] hunted [Feng Rao] for several years but failed to kill [Feng Rao].

The two funny people seized on this point and quickly wrote a novel about their love, hatred and vengeance, which was published all over the universe.

The response was very good, so much so that in the universe, the discussion about these two star gods was about when they could reconcile and get together.