Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Hehe, Mr. Tail, from today on Huo Huo is my wife~"

Shu Shu came to Huo Huo with a smile, hugged the blushing Huo Huo into his arms, picked up Huo Huo's long fox ears, held them in his mouth and sucked them for a while.

Huo Huo's face became redder and redder, and the whole fox's body became softer and softer.

Well, it looks like someone who wants to bully you~

As for how to bully?

hehehe~

That's Shu Shu's business.

"Holy crap! You're such a freshman!"

Tail Uncle stared with his eyes wide open at Shu Shu who was sucking on Huo Huo's ear.

No, Huo Huo is not even 100 years old now, right? !

Logically speaking, you can’t get married if you are under 100 years old! (In the eyes of the tail uncle~)

You actually attacked a child who is not even a hundred years old!

Are you still a human being?!

"Hehe~ That's about it. I'm a pervert. Do you still expect me to be a good person?"

Shu Shu looked at the shocked tail over there and rolled his eyes, as if he had thought of something interesting.

"Master Tail, let me tell you, let alone you, even if your Complete Form Ultimate Great Sui Yang 'Liao Yuan' comes here, he will have to call me daddy, do you believe it?"

"Clam?!"

Tail uncle looked at Shu Shu in disbelief.

"Do you know what 'Liaoyuan' is in its complete state? Back then, General Teng Xiao of Luofu had to spend a lot of effort to defeat 'Liaoyuan'..."

"Uh-huh, so?"

Shu Shu tilted his head and looked at the tail uncle with some disdain.

"So as the most combative master in 'Liaoyuan', I also have strong fighting ability!"

"Well, but you know what? Even if 'Liaoyuan' is resurrected and is a hundred or a thousand times stronger than before, he is still no match for me..."

"Just brag~"

The tail uncle rolled his eyes at Shu Shu and said.

"You can't defeat 'Liaoyuan' at its peak power, let alone a thousand times, even if it's a hundred times, unless a star god descends, there's no way anyone can stop 'Liaoyuan' with its increased power."

"Back then, 'Liaoyuan' was defeated only because Teng Xiao did not follow martial ethics and attacked 'Liaoyuan' by surprise. If they had fought fairly, do you think 'Liaoyuan' would have lost?"

"I advise you not to even think about it. Unless you are a Star God, it is simply impossible to fight against 'Liaoyuan'..."

Uncle Tail proudly talked about how powerful Liaoyuan’s fighting power was.

After all, he is the most combative fragment separated from Liao Yuan. To be more precise, Liao Yuan is also his original body. Of course he feels proud of praising himself.

Shu Shu smiled, and the words "can only bark like a dog" appeared on his hand.

"But I am the Star God... About a year ago, Ah Ha and I caused a big commotion here at Luofu Immortal Boat..."

"what?"

Wei Ba, who was standing there smugly, opened his eyes and looked at the four words floating in Shu Shu's hand, then sneered with disdain.

“Pfft… You kid, you don’t really think you’re a Star God, do you? The only one who came with the Star God of Joy was the Star God of Concept…”

Tail-kun didn't react at first, his words were full of rebelliousness and disdain, but when he reacted, his expression suddenly froze...

The tail uncle turned his head mechanically and looked at Shu Shu with a playful smile on his face. His face was full of confusion. Finally, he seemed to have made up his mind and spoke carefully.

"You...are you really a Star God?"

"Pfft...Look at you like this. The more I look at you, the more I feel like I've done something I shouldn't have done to you..."

Shu Shu smiled and joked.

"Is it easy to prove whether I am a Star God? Can't I just throw this concept at you and be done with it?"

After Shu Shu finished speaking, he threw the concept of "only barking dogs" in his hand to the tail uncle.

After Tail-Uncle was hit on the head with this concept, he carefully felt whether there was anything wrong with his body. When he found that nothing was wrong, he felt that Shu Shu was not a Star God.

What was the Tail Uncle about to say proudly?

"Woof! (You are lying, kid!)"

The first sound he heard was a dog barking.

"Woof? (What's wrong with my voice?)"

The old man with the tail looked confused, and finally tried to speak again tentatively.

"Woof? Woof... Woof! Woof! (Am I really barking like a dog? This guy is telling the truth, then... Damn! This guy is really a star god! Damn it!)"

Uncle Tail was very shocked. The guy in front of him was actually a Star God. Even if he was not a Star God, he at least had a certain relationship with the [Concept] Star God.

When he was still Liaoyuan, he had understood the ability of the [Concept] Star God.

Giving his subordinates a concept and letting them develop this concept is the unique blessing of the [Concept] Star God.

And now that I have been labeled as a "dog that only knows how to bark", I can only bark like a dog...

Well, it is very obvious that the man in front of him who deceived Huo Huo with just a few words, even if he is not the Star God of [Concept], he must be the messenger of [Concept].

"Now you believe that I am a star god, right?"

After Shu Shu retracted the concept of "only barking dogs", he looked at Tail Uncle and asked with a smile.

"Haha... tell me... no, tell me why didn't you tell me in advance..."

The originally ferocious look in Tail Uncle's eyes suddenly became clear, even a little attentive.

"You are so powerful, you should have said so earlier... But why would such a big shot like you look for a little girl like Huo Huo?"

Is it really the case that the old cow eats the young grass?

And this is not just any old cow.

If this guy in front of me is really a Star God, I don’t know how many Amber Ages he has lived for...

Isn't this a super old scalper...

"Ha ha……"

Shu Shu rolled his eyes at the tail uncle and showed a word on his hand: "mind reading".

"Super old yellow cow eating young grass? How about I turn you into an old yellow cow to experience what it feels like to be an old cow eating young grass?"

Shu Shu looked at the tail uncle with... amusement in his eyes...

Zhuo! This guy is really the Star God of Fun who is as famous as the Star God of Joy Aha.

After all, the only person in the entire universe who is so good at doing things is the Star God of Joy.

When he thought of the Star God [Joy], Uncle Tail felt that the guy in front of him might also be the magical [Joy] and [Concept] dual destiny traveler that was legendary in the universe.

Of course, although Tail-san thinks he is well-informed, his knowledge is based on the memories left over from the fragments of "Liaoyuan"...