Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"If I really want to, I can just beat Lan up and he will give me the Luofu Immortal Boat."

Shu Shu said somewhat speechlessly.

"You underestimate your man's ability..."

"Yes, yes, yes... I underestimated you..."

Fu Xuan nodded and said.

"But you have made it so that the two generals of Luofu Xianzhou are unable to govern the ship. One is on maternity leave, and the other was taken away by you... I am a little worried. Will the general of the Xianzhou Alliance really be handed over to Yan Qing?"

After all, Yan Qing is Jing Yuanyuan's apprentice and has decent talent, but his talent has not yet been transformed into ability.

It still needs a little polishing.

However, during the period when Yan Qing was growing up, Luofu Xianzhou also lost a general who could command the three armies...

Although Qingque likes to slack off, he actually has great talent.

He does have the ability to be the general of the Luofu Immortal Boat...

Moreover, there are no major problems with the Luofu Fairy Boat now, except that the general often slacks off and does not handle official business, which causes the workload of his officials to double.

Qingque is doing a pretty good job of managing the general decision-making plans and so on. I believe that as long as Qingque is given a few more years, he will be able to grow into a general who can command the Luofu Fairy Boat like Jing Yuanyuan did before.

But now, because the general of Luofu Fairy Boat loved playing cards, he lost everything while playing cards with this man.

Fu Xuan felt that Qingque lost the card game on purpose.

After all, with Qingque's lazy and idle personality, it would be a death sentence for her to be the general of Luofu Fairy Boat, who is busy every day.

……

"Oh? By the way, you only mentioned gambling. What do you mean by drugs? What do you know about drugs?"

Fu Xuan looked at Shu Shu with some confusion.

"poison?"

Shu Shu frowned.

"Poison is something more malicious, just like the secret teachings of the King of Medicine in your Xianzhou Alliance..."

"stop!"

Fu Xuan stopped Shu Shu.

"I think I understand what you mean."

"Yeah, that's about it. You really can't touch anything poisonous, otherwise it will hurt your body and your money..."

Fu Xuan agreed with Shu Shu's words.

"Okay, what about the last one?"

"What last one?"

Shu Shu looked at Fu Xuan in confusion.

"Don't play dumb here..."

Fu Xuan said with dead fish eyes.

"You should understand. What does the yellow at the end mean?"

"Yellow that thing..."

Shushu wiped his nose.

"If someone else has a link to this thing, I will definitely ask that person for the link..."

Fu Xuan: ………………

Simply put, you don't touch gambling and drugs, but you will never let go of porn, right?

"Ha ha……"

"Hey, everyone, I'm back. I met two old friends today..."

Jing Yuanyuan walked into the yard holding the thing and said.

Jing Yuanyuan hadn't finished her words yet, and Bai Heng behind her was still quietly looking at Shu Shu in the yard.

"Fuck! Why are you here? Logically, you should follow that fun guy and have fun in the universe..."

Bai Heng seemed to suddenly think of something and slapped his head.

"Oh, look at your memory. I just found out a while ago that Jing Yuanyuan's child is Aha's. Aha has appeared in Luofu Fairy Boat, so you should be here too..."

"Well, you should have heard the reason why I'm here. What's wrong? Your phone has no signal?"

Shu Shu looked at Bai Heng speechlessly.

It has been almost a year since Ah Ha and I went to Luofu Fairy Boat and caused a big commotion and kidnapped Fu Xuan. The child has been born for some time. How did you just find out about this?

"Hehe... I haven't looked at my phone for a while..."

Bai Heng smiled and scratched his head, then took out a latest model of Promax that was far ahead of the rest by 600 million from his storage space.

This mobile phone is an interstellar mobile phone developed by the scientific research organization under the [Two Thorny Ape Legion].

Possesses inter-star communication capabilities of 500G.

The network of this mobile phone covers most of the universe and can basically update major events happening in the universe in real time.

Because of some tasks, Bai Heng had kept his mobile phone in his own space.

After returning to the base of the [Second Thorn Ape Legion], he hurried to the Luofu Fairy Boat and had no time to look at his phone.

After that, I ate a lot on Luofu Fairy Boat, and then I met Jingliu.

Only now did Bai Heng have time to look at his mobile phone which he had forgotten for a long time.

“Dingdong…Dingdong…”

The sound of several messages popping up came from Bai Heng's phone.

After waiting for a long time, there were no pop-up messages on the phone.

Bai Heng took a quick look at the various cosmic news in the past year.

It also happened that a year ago, Ah Ha and Shu Shu caused a big commotion on Luofu Fairy Boat and kidnapped Fu Xuan, the Taibu of Luofu Fairy Boat.

According to a certain person who wishes to remain anonymous, Taibu Si Taibu of Luofu Xianzhou is suspected to be pregnant with the child of the [Concept] Star God.

According to the news, the remaining Jing Yuan on the Luofu Fairy Boat had also turned into a female and had children with the Star God [Joy].

Bai Heng knew this news.

After all... they were with Jing Yuanyuan before.

Of course she knew the news, but Fu Xuan was also abducted at that time, and according to rumors, she was pregnant and gave birth to a child with the star god she believed in.

hiss……

This status directly reached a new high in the entire [Two Thorny Ape Legion].

This news can be said to be absolutely authentic, because the funny guy who does not want to reveal his name must be Aha!

After all, the only person who dared to spread rumors about Shu Shu was Shu's good friend Aha, who had not yet spread the news that he had been fired.

"Hey? Why are you holding her hand? The relationship between you two seems a little unusual..."

Shu Shu looked at Jing Liu who was being led by Bai Heng, raised his eyebrows and looked at the two of them with some teasing.

Lala?

"Huh! What's wrong? Can't I find a girlfriend?"

Bai Heng held the shy Jing Liu in his arms, as if he were a domineering president.

And Jingliu is naturally the little wife...

"Uh……"

Shu Shu was stunned for a moment when he saw Bai Heng's action. Finally, he scratched his head and looked at Jingliu's feet.

If his feeling was correct, Jingliu had his own ideas.

It is estimated that Bai Heng relied on this concept to abduct Jing Liu.

After Shu Shu's eyes rolled around twice, a very interesting idea suddenly popped up in his mind.

What would happen if I took away the concept from Jing Liu at this time?