Xingtie, I killed two Kafkas at the beginning.
Chapter 175: Funeral, Send a Paper Wife
"Sir, would you like to order our set meal? If you order now, you will also get a paper doll wife for free~"
Hu Tao came up to Li Shian with a smile and said.
"Uh..." Li Shian was stunned. To be honest, he really didn't expect Hu Tao to find him to do business.
If it was anything else, I would have agreed, but this funeral...
I am now an immortal being? Do I still need this service?
But it's not impossible...
"What kind of paper wife? Are there saints like Megumi and Yukino?"
Li Shian asked directly.
walnut:.....
"Are you talking about... the paper figures from Inazuma? We don't sell those here, but if you need them, we can try to customize them..."
Hu Tao also knew that light novels were popular among Inazuma, and the most famous one was "My Wife is the Raiden General". She had heard Xingqiu mention this before when they were writing poems together.
But she didn't expect that people nowadays have such advanced ideas?
If you can’t get it in life, find a way to get it after death?
and many more...
If I launch this service myself...
Maybe the business volume of Wangshengtang will increase greatly.
"real or fake?"
Li Shian looked at Hu Tao suspiciously. He didn't expect that Hu Tao could accept this condition. This really caught him off guard.
Of course, if it was really made, Li Shian would be happy to buy it.
So, Li Shian used his own power to create dozens of scrolls out of thin air. On them were all Li Shian’s paper wives before he traveled through time, with detailed data written on them for reference.
As for why not make it yourself?
Stop being funny. Would you enjoy reading a novel you wrote yourself?
Li Shian now has the ability to create living things, so naturally he also has the ability to create paper people. However, the ones created in this way are far from the feeling of meeting them himself.
"so much????"
Hu Tao looked at the thick folded scroll and glanced at Li Shian in a daze, his eyes filled with an inexplicable contempt?
It's like saying, I didn't expect you to be such a person, such a scumbag, and like so many paper people.
"Can't you do it?" Li Shian said, "If you can't do it, forget it."
"How is this possible? Our Wangshengtang is the best and largest funeral organization in Liyue. How is it possible that we can't even do these things?"
Kurumi immediately retorted, then hesitated and continued, "But...are you sure you want this much?"
It’s no wonder that Hu Tao asked this, because in Hu Tao’s eyes, funerals are the last dignity for mortals.
There are many aspects of traditional funerals, including the spirit-keeping vigil, burial methods, and memorial tablets. All of these aspects have strict rules. Regardless of the deceased's family background or wealth, they must be given a funeral that suits their status. This is the way to entertain guests in the Wangsheng Hall.
Although the Wangsheng Hall must keep up with the pace of the times, but...
This is too much of a span. He has dozens of concubines. This...is not considered decent in the eyes of living people, right?
After all, it will be burned at your funeral...
Imagine burning so many paper wives in front of your relatives and friends. Wouldn't that be very socially destructive?
"Yes, that's all I need. Also, give me dozens of coffins. I want to be buried directly with these paper people and go to hell after I die."
"..."
Hu Tao already felt a little regretful, but Li Shian was the only client with an appointment now. If she refused, all her work today would be in vain.
Helpless, Hu Tao could only take it.
"I'll give you the deposit right now. Is 200,000 Mora enough?"
"That's enough, he is indeed a big customer."
Hu Tao's eyes lit up instantly, and then she held Li Shian's hand and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely make it lifelike and let you enjoy the ultimate happiness after death."
"I'll lend you some good words."
The two people held each other's hands tightly, and both felt that the other was a very good person.
"Happy cooperation!"
Hu Tao took the thick scroll and walked back to the Hall of Rebirth, looking at the scroll in his hand as he walked.
He was still amazed.
"This Mr. Li Shian is really a man who knows how to enjoy life. Each of these is a great beauty."
After flipping through several scrolls, Walnut was suddenly stunned: "Why is there a scroll of mine here? And he knows me better than I know myself."
At the hotel entrance, Li Shian looked at Aqua, who was a little reserved, and didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Don't look at me like that. Although I am naturally beautiful, I will still feel shy if you look at me like that..."
Aqua was the first to break the silence.
"Tsk, I just wanted to see what kind of idiot would learn so many useless juggling skills."
"Hey, how can you say that? This is very elegant, okay? The most important thing about a goddess is not her fighting ability, but her elegant temperament, okay."
When he heard Li Shian belittle his skills, he immediately retorted unhappily.
"Really? Did you defeat the demon king? Do you have food to eat when you return? And a hotel to sleep in?"
The fatal three-hit combo directly beat Aqua to pieces, and the three invisible arrows directly pierced through Aqua's glass heart.
Of course, this is not Cupid's arrow, but Lan's arrow, the kind that pierces the heart.
"Forget it, you look so pitiful."
Li Shian looked at Aqua, whose soul seemed to be flying out of her mouth, and shook his head helplessly: "Why don't you gather everyone in the group to attack the Demon King when you go back?"
"There should be a lot of people who like this kind of real-life game in the group."
"Really? Hahaha... Li Shian you are indeed a genius. When I go back this time, I will directly defeat the Demon King and ascend to the previous throne of God. I will throw that little bitch directly into a difficult other world to defeat the Demon King, ahahaha..."
Hopeless...
Looking at Aqua who was lost in fantasy, Li Shian rubbed his temples helplessly and walked straight into the hotel.
After returning to his room, Li Shian lay down on the bed and immersed himself in the chat group.
[Black Rabbit: You guys are having so much fun over there. It's a pity that I've been waiting here for three days and no one has accepted my invitation... wuwuwu...]
[Athena: According to what you said, your world is of a higher status, so it is not convenient for me to go there at this stage. Otherwise, I can go to your world now to help you.]
[Fujimaru Ritsuka: Black Rabbit, don't worry. Once I conquer the seventh singularity, I will go to your world to help you.]
[Medusa: There are many opportunities in your world, I will not let them go. ]
[Li Shian: Don’t worry, let us know when you’re almost there. I also want to see what your summoned beast looks like.]
[Black Rabbit: It's an invitation letter, don't talk nonsense, and they may not join my community. ]
[Zhu Zhuqing: @Li Shian, Mr. Li Shian, are you back? I just have something I want to tell you...]
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