The mental state is beautiful
Chapter 117: The Legend of Zhen Huan: Crazy Yi Xiu 4
Outside the palace, Yixiu was most interested in the Longkodo family and the Zhen family.
I heard that Longkodo's concubine Li Si'er looks 70% like the empress dowager, and Zhen Huan's mother Yun Xinluo is almost exactly like Chun Yuan, and her sister Zhen Yurao is not much behind.
It would be so lively if we could get Li Si'er, Yun Xinluo and Zhen Yurao into the palace!
So Yixiu got up early the next day to pay her respects to the empress dowager.
"Madam, I recently heard something very interesting, so I came to tell you."
The Queen Mother slowly raised her heavy eyelids. "Oh? What's so interesting that you'd come here so early in the morning?"
Yixiu knew that the Queen Mother was unhappy because she got up early, but she looked indifferent. She only cared about her own happiness.
"Madam, this interesting story is related to the royal family and Lord Longkodo?"
"What?!!!" The Queen Mother couldn't even hold the teacup steadily. She was afraid that the outside world would know about her relationship with Longkodo, so she grabbed Yixiu's wrist.
"What exactly is this rumor? Tell me now!"
Yixiu would not indulge her. She wanted to say something just now but the Queen Mother didn't want to listen. Now that the Queen Mother wants to listen, she suddenly doesn't want to say it anymore.
The Queen had an inexplicable smile on her face and stared straight into the Queen Mother's eyes, "Madam, why don't you guess, this matter is related to you as well!"
The Queen Mother's face turned completely pale.
Yixiu continued, "The emperor actually knows about this, and he is very worried about it!"
The Queen Mother felt that her face had been completely torn off. She knew without thinking how the outside world would talk about her and despise her.
Yixiu had admired the Queen Mother's desperate look for a long time, and then she slowly said, "My Queen Mother, Lord Longkodo is really a fool. Finding a concubine who looks so much like you, won't it cause trouble for you?"
The Queen Mother's eyes snapped open, "What concubine?"
The Queen Mother was in great pains, but as long as her relationship with Longkodo was not exposed, everything would be fine.
"Queen, can you please speak clearly?"
When the Queen Mother came to her senses, she began to blame the Queen.
Yixiu couldn't stand it, so she said directly, "Empress Dowager, please don't be so confused again."
The Queen Mother couldn't believe that Yixiu dared to speak to her like that. Just as she was about to shout at her, she saw Yixiu looking at her fearlessly.
"When the emperor was young, he saw you and Lord Longkodo hugging each other tightly behind the bed curtains. For so many years, this matter has been weighing on the emperor's mind, making him feel like a thorn in his throat and unable to sleep."
Yixiu's words hit the Queen Mother's heart word by word, "What? The fourth brother saw it?"
The Queen Mother stared at Yixiu's face, wanting to see her expression of contempt for her, but Yixiu looked calm.
Yixiu acted as if she was thinking about the Empress Dowager, "My Queen Mother, Lord Longkodo's concubine Li Si'er is arrogant and domineering. She abuses Lord Longkodo's wife and harms his mother-in-law and son. This is because she looks very similar to you, the Empress Dowager, so Lord Longkodo indulges her again and again."
“Many families in the capital have seen Li Si’er, and they will understand once they think about it. The emperor is even more angry about Lord Longkodo’s behavior.”
The Queen Mother straightened up again. She had only today discovered that so many people knew about her relationship with Longkodo. It was in vain that she had thought she had kept it a secret in the past. In fact, she had long been a laughing stock in the eyes of others.
If I hadn't become the Queen Mother, people wouldn't dare to gossip about me openly. I would have been drowned by everyone's spitting at me by now!
After adding fuel to the fire, Yixiu left with peace of mind. She didn't care what the empress dowager thought of her. Now she had the empress dowager's handle and was the only hope of the Ulanara family.
Yixiu is not afraid of the declining Uya clan!
After a few days, Yixiu saw that the Queen Mother had not contacted Longkodo at all, so she knew that she had tacitly agreed to Longkodo's actions and wanted to turn a blind eye as long as there was no mistake on the surface.
But this was not what Yixiu wanted to see. Since the Queen Mother refused to do it, Yixiu decided to do it herself.
Yixiu tied Li Si'er into the palace late at night. Zhuxi was also Yixiu's puppet, responsible for helping her send Li Si'er to the Queen Mother's bed.
Yixiu also controlled the bamboo breath to find Longkodo, who was frantically looking for Li Si'er who suddenly disappeared from the bed in the middle of the night.
"Lord Longkodo, I am here on the orders of the Empress Dowager to inform you of the treatment of Li Si'er."
"Aunt Zhuxi, was Si'er taken away by the Empress Dowager?" Longkodo looked shocked.
Regardless of Longkodo's reaction, Zhuxi continued, "The Queen Mother said that Li Si'er is a good name. You have a legitimate wife, and the Queen Mother is the mistress. Now Li Si'er lives up to her name and has become Xiao Si. It can be seen that the person who named Li Si'er has met his expectations."
Longkodo was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. In his impression, the Queen Mother would not speak like this! But the bamboo breath in front of him could not be fake. It was indeed the bamboo breath next to the Queen Mother.
"Sir, you like Li Si'er, and the Queen Mother loves him just as much as she loves him. She also likes Li Si'er."
"Last night, Li Si'er had already entered the Queen Mother's bed tent and successfully slept with her. The Queen Mother praised her afterwards, saying that she was worthy of being carefully selected by Lord Longkodo. She is just great!"
Longkodo was speechless. His spirit was severely shocked today. All this was too weird!
These were of course all made up by Yixiu, who controlled Zhuqi. The Queen Mother was now looking at a strange woman who suddenly appeared on the bed and looked very similar to her with a look of horror on her face.
"Who are you to climb onto my bed? How dare you!"
Li Si'er was confused. When did she get to this strange place? The person in front of her called herself "Ai Jia". Could she be the queen mother? She didn't expect that she looked so much like the queen mother.
As soon as he finished speaking, Yixiu walked in, "Let the fourth one go? The fourth in the palace is the emperor, why would the queen mother let the emperor go for no reason?"
The Queen Mother had no time to think about Yixiu's weird behavior. She seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, "Yixiu, there is an assassin! This person suddenly appeared in my palace."
"Empress Dowager, this is Li Si'er, whom Lord Longkodo specially selected for you. Lord Longkodo said that he had tried her for you and that Li Si'er is very suitable to serve you. So he specially sent her in to keep you company."
The Queen Mother and Li Si'er both live in Bengbu. What's going on? Is this Long Kedo the same Long Kedo they know? How can this be so outrageous? ! ! !
"My Queen Mother, if I were to ask you, there is nothing more important than the three of you living well together."
"Please don't let down Lord Longkodo's painstaking efforts!"
On the other side, Zhuxi continued to talk to Longkodo, "Sir, the queen also asked where Miss Si'er's whip is. She is old and wants to experience it too."
Longkodo was completely dumbfounded now. He suspected that the Queen Mother was crazy, or he must be crazy, and everything that just happened must be an illusion.
In the palace, Yixiu leaned close to the Queen Mother's ear.
"Empress Dowager, Lord Longkodo said that Li Si'er's whipping skills are unique, and you must experience it. Aunt Zhuxi will be responsible for bringing the whip back later."
The Queen Mother suddenly felt dizzy and fainted from fright.
Li Si'er is now extremely scared. She doesn't know how the Empress Dowager and the Queen will deal with her. From their conversation, she feels that she has been sold out by Longkodo.
Yixiu had no intention of calling the imperial physician. She helped the empress dowager to her feet and put her in Li Si'er's arms. Li Si'er didn't dare to move.
"Your mission is to take good care of the Queen Mother, understand?"
Li Si'er was so scared that he stuttered, "Yes, yes, I, I, I will."
"Hey! I heard that you are very arrogant in the mansion, and you even beat Lord Longkodo's first wife whenever you want. Is this true?"
"Ah!?" Li Si'er didn't know how to answer.
Yixiu carefully studied Li Si'er's face for a while, "She really looks like the Empress Dowager. No wonder Lord Longkodo likes her."
Upon hearing this, Li Si'er tilted her head and dared not say a word. She could not believe that Longkodo liked her and actually treated her as a substitute for the empress dowager!
At this time, Zhu Xi returned to the palace with a whip, "Empress, this is the whip that Li Si'er often used."
Yixiu picked up the whip and smiled maliciously.
The Queen Mother took advantage of the original owner, the Emperor did not respect her, and Prince Guo even called Zhen Huan "Little Fourth Sister-in-law" and even played "Phoenix Flying" on Zhen Huan's birthday, which was a slap in the face of the original owner.
These people deserve to enjoy this whip.
Yixiu used puppetry to control Li Si'er. Suddenly, Li Si'er's eyes became empty and he stood up like a zombie. She picked up a whip and began to beat the unconscious empress dowager fiercely.
After one whip, the empress dowager woke up in pain. After a few more whips, the empress dowager screamed in pain.
Yixiu sat aside, drinking tea calmly, and ignored the empress dowager's call for help.
The empress dowager once said with confidence that it was the original owner's fate to be born out of wedlock, that it was her fate that her position as the legitimate wife was taken away by her legitimate sister, and that it was also the original owner's fate that Honghui died. So now, it is also the empress dowager's fate that she lives a life worse than death.
Yixiu took out a "Appearance Restoration Pill" and put it into the Queen Mother's mouth, "My Queen Mother, you once taught me to accept my fate, now it's time for you to accept your fate too!"
The Queen Mother looked at Yixiu in disbelief, as if she had just realized Yixiu's hatred for her.
Li Si'er continued to beat the empress dowager. The entire palace was filled with puppet palace servants controlled by Yixiu, and no matter how loud the noise was, it could not be transmitted outside.
The Queen Mother was horrified to find that although she was in so much pain, there was no scar on her body.
All this is so strange that it seems like a dream. Is it true or false?
After lunch, Yixiu felt refreshed and asked Jianqiu to help her dress up again.
After packing up everything, Yixiu went to the Yangxin Palace.
"Your Majesty, I heard that Lord Longkodo really enjoys being whipped. As long as Your Majesty whips Lord Longkodo himself, he will definitely fall in love with Your Majesty and be completely at Your service."
Big Fat Orange had an expression that said "Do you want to listen to what you are saying?" He wanted to scold Yixiu for talking nonsense, but suddenly he was speechless.
"Your Majesty, why don't you say anything? You are talking nonsense. How disgraceful!" Yixiu looked calm.
Big Fat Orange was so upset, "Queen, stop talking nonsense!"
Yixiu disagreed, "I don't want to say anything, but the emperor can't even scold people properly now, and I have to worry about the emperor's health."
Big Fat Orange wanted to scold Yixiu, but Yixiu seemed to really care about his health.
"Your Majesty, the melons presented by General Yili a few days ago are very sweet. I know that Your Majesty loves to eat them, so I specially asked Jianqiu to take them all to Jingren Palace to taste them one by one, hoping to help Your Majesty choose the sweetest one."
Big Fat Orange nodded with satisfaction. This was Yixiu, trying to please him with all her heart and giving everything for him.
"The Queen is so thoughtful. Remember to send some of those melons to the Yangxin Palace."
"Your Majesty, there are no more melons."
"what?"
"I tasted them one by one and found that each of them was sweet and delicious, and very thirst-quenching."
"I remember that the emperor once thought that I was too rigid in following the old ancestor's advice to follow the rule of not eating more than three servings. So I learned from the emperor and ate until I was full and half dead when I saw something I liked to eat."
"I ate so hard that I finished the whole melon without realizing it!"
Big Fat Orange didn't know what to say. Yixiu's words and actions nowadays were really strange, but if you look closely, they were all small things, not big mistakes, but they were just annoying.
If he cared, he would seem narrow-minded. If he didn't care, he would feel upset. Big Fat Orange really wanted to go crazy.
"Your Majesty, in addition to the melons, General Yili also sent some crystal grapes."
Big Fat Orange expressed his doubt, "You didn't eat all the grapes, did you?"
"No, I'm not a greedy person."
Big Fat Orange rolled his eyes when he heard this. Yixiu just said that he ate all the melon, and now he said that he was not greedy. It was totally unconvincing.
Yixiu replied righteously, "I specially sent some grapes to the Queen Mother and each concubine in the palace, and reserved a few of the largest bunches for the Emperor."
"You are thoughtful." Big Fat Orange expressed his affirmation.
Yixiu waved her hand, "It's not a big deal. The main reason is that grapes are too sour. I can't eat them."
"Queen! You are becoming more and more outrageous now!" The fat orange boy finally couldn't help it.
"For example?" Yixiu looked at the emperor innocently.
Big Fat Orange thought for a long time, but in the end he said nothing. The Queen had done so many strange things that he didn't know where to start.
"Your Majesty, you don't have to embarrass yourself. Just say whatever you want to say!"
After hearing this, Big Fat Orange thought that Yixiu could still be saved.
As a result, Yixiu then said, "Otherwise, Your Majesty, your constipated face is too ugly and it dirtys my clear eyes!"
"Ah! Get out! Queen, get out!" The fat orange man was defeated. Today he was enlightened. He had never heard of any emperor who was as aggrieved as him. He was even told by the queen that he was ugly.
Yixiu was unhappy. She thought that Dapangju was ungrateful. She was kind enough to tell him how to deal with Longkodo, but he still dared to let her out!
I can’t tolerate it. I can’t tolerate it at all.
So that night, Yixiu knocked Longkodo unconscious, changed his clothes into the distinctive costumes of palace dancers, and threw him into the Yangxin Palace.
So in the evening, Fatty Orange, who was still working in the office, suddenly heard a loud noise. He called Gao Wuyong several times, but no one responded, so he had to get up and check it out himself.
At this time, Gao Wuyong was following Yixiu's orders and preparing some aphrodisiac incense to cheer up Dapangju and Longkodo!
Big Fat Orange saw from afar what seemed to be a dancer lying on the ground. He felt disdainful and began to speculate whether this was a means for the other party to get promoted, or a move by some other force.
"Humph! If you want to plot against me, don't find someone with a pretty face, or this big and strong one!"
Big Fat Orange walked closer and found that the man on the ground was not only big and strong, but also dark-skinned. He was very displeased.
Could it be that the forces that want to plot against him now are guessing his aesthetic taste in this way?
Big Fat Orange turned the person on the ground over, and when he saw this, he jumped up in shock, "Uncle Longkodo?"
Big Fat Orange remembered what Yixiu had said during the day about Longkodo's special hobby, and now he also had some doubts.
Uncle Longkodo and the Queen Mother have an affair, so does he have feelings for me now? If so, it would be too greedy.
Big Fat Ju resisted the urge to shave his head in the first month of the lunar year. At this moment, he suddenly felt hot and had evil thoughts when he looked at Longkodo lying on the ground.
Gao Wuyong, who secretly lit the aphrodisiac incense outside the window, went to the Buddha's body. The fat orange in the hall opened Longkodo's eyes, although this eye was an asshole.
When Longkodo woke up, he looked desperate. He was old, his concubine was taken away by the empress dowager, and he also lost his virginity to the emperor. He must have owed this mother and son.
Big Fat Orange was a little embarrassed at first, but he was thick-skinned after all, and he adjusted himself quickly.
Big Fat Orange was not shy and planned to compensate Longkodo, "Uncle, don't worry, I will whip you myself next time and will definitely compensate you well."
Upon hearing this, Longkodo nearly fainted, "What a sin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He had been wronged and now had nothing. He was also notified that he would be beaten in the future. Longkodo returned to the Tongjia Mansion with his legs tucked together, and the first thing he did was to write a suicide note.
Longkodo thought that Li Si'er was favored by the empress dowager, and was afraid that the empress dowager wanted to hide Li Si'er's existence, so it would be inconvenient for Li Si'er's son to inherit everything from Tonggiya.
In the end, the original wife's son got lucky and obtained the inheritance right of Longkodo's first-class duke.
The matter was also made clear to the emperor, and Li Si'er in the palace hated Longkodo when he learned about it.
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