After dressing up as a star, he turned into a koi carp because of eating melons

[Hey, there's still half an hour left. I wonder if Weibo will be paralyzed! ]

[The scumbag has quite a lot of girlfriend fans! ]

[The Weibo staff will have to work hard again! 】

Producer: Change people! Keep changing people!!!

We don’t want this cancer in society!!!

The assistant director resigned himself to his fate and went out to call the second candidate for the second male lead...

When the actor received the call from the assistant director, he couldn't believe it. His first reaction was that it was a prank call...

There were two candidates ahead of me at that time! I was only the third choice at best!

It's really pie in the sky!

The director and producer didn't expect that this casting would be so bumpy! Several candidates who Li Zihan just confirmed were officially announced online.

An Yuchen: I left "Leisurely Holiday" too early before, but I didn't expect to eat so much gossip in this crew...

Qian Qian: "Everyone, go change your clothes and see if your outfits are suitable."

"Okay."

"Ok."

After they changed into their own clothes, Li Zihan looked at female number six Kong Juan and thought: [This person is not easy to mess with! ]

After the series of farces just now, everyone knew that what they heard was Li Zihan’s inner voice.

Suddenly I heard Li Zihan's inner voice and was surprised: Who is she talking about? I should hide away...

[Kong Juan is the boss's canary! The name is quite appropriate.]

Kong Juan: Thanks for the invitation... I don’t want to hear my gossip!!!

[Kong Juan was spotted by this big shot right after she debuted, and has been his exclusive lover ever since. ]

[This boss is really clean, and he doesn't have any other canaries except Kong Juan. ]

Kong Juan: I really can’t find anything else to praise, right?

【I go! 】

Everyone: What happened? What happened?

[This guy is also quite perverted! ! ]

Everyone: Oh, little ancestor, you've got us so worried! What happened to the boss?

[In order to assert his sovereignty and make Kong Juan obey him, the boss actually tattooed Kong Juan's lower body! ]

[The tattoo is his initials! ]

Everyone: "!!!"

Is this so explosive! If they are paparazzi! This information is really explosive!!!

However, no one had any intention of exposing themselves, because everyone in the crew was holding each other's secrets, and no one could gain any benefits.

[Good fellow, what shall I do if I leave the boss in the future? ]

[How will I get married in the future? This husband will definitely not accept it, right? ]

Kong Juan couldn't help but look gloomy when she heard what Li Zihan said. It was very likely that they would not be able to get married...

[But looking at the back, the boss won't let her get married! The two of them will torture each other until they grow old. ]

[The boss is pretty good to her, but a little bit yandere and possessive! But Kong Juan wants to film a movie, and the other party really paves the way for her! ]

Several young actors whispered to each other: "Why are you playing the sixth female role when there is a big boss? This big boss is not very capable!"

"Are you stupid? Didn't you hear Li Zihan say that this person should not be provoked?"

"Ah? Then I wasn't wrong!"

"Silly boy, even though she is only the sixth female lead in this play, except for the male and female leads, the other leading actors all have the same amount of roles!"

"Doesn't that mean female No. 6 is also equivalent to female No. 2?"

"You can say that! The roles are similar! It's just because her partner is the emperor's sixth son, so everyone says she is female number six!"

"Tsk tsk, what a lucky life!"

After hearing this, Kong Juan didn't have any intention of causing trouble for the other party, because the boss was really good to her, and it was not impossible to live like this for the rest of their lives.

[Hmm? This man number four, Hong Ai, looks like a decent person, but he is a scoundrel behind the scenes! ]

Hong Ai: “???”

No, how did I offend you???

Everyone: Can we let Li Zihan go to the Spring Festival Gala? There are so many people there! Can't we watch the melons as if they were the Spring Festival Gala?

The more I think about it, the more feasible it seems!

[It’s still Hong Ai! This love is really great! All given to his mother! ]

[This Hong Ai is a mama's boy. He has listened to his mother in everything since he was a child. If the company hadn't strongly opposed it, his mother would have become his agent! ]

[Divorced at such a young age! Tsk tsk, others haven't even gotten married yet, but he's already divorced! ]

[I'm always one step ahead of others in everything I do...]

Everyone: What? He's divorced?

They don't even know about the marriage! These paparazzi are really becoming less and less professional! They don't know anything!

[Hong Ai is such a mama's boy that it's outrageous! He has slept with his mother since he was born until he got married! ]

Everyone: This, this, this... Children need some privacy when they grow up, right?!

Hong Ai: What's wrong? Who doesn't sleep with their mom?

[These two mothers don’t think there is a problem at all! His mother has been living apart from her husband and living with her son, and no one thinks it is unreasonable? ? ? ]

[Even after puberty, whenever Hong Ai had any needs, his mother would help him solve them with her hands! ]

Everyone: Damn, I can’t bear to watch this...

This is outrageous...

[When they got married, the couple was having sex on their wedding night when Hong Ai's mother broke into the house with a bunch of relatives.]

[According to their customs, relatives must watch and guide the couple on their wedding night in order to make their life more harmonious...]

[Please, you guys are the biggest disharmony, right? ? ? ]

All the women present cast disgusted glances at Hong Ai. No wonder they got divorced. No woman could accept being watched by a group of people while she was making love!

[The woman couldn't accept it, so Hong Ai's mother started to cry about how difficult it was to raise a son... After crying for an hour, the woman had no choice but to compromise. ]

[On the second day after the wedding, Hong Ai's mother went to sleep between the young couple! ]

[The woman was shocked and couldn’t accept it. His mother even said, “Why else would they buy such a big wedding bed? They were worried that there wouldn’t be enough for the three of us to sleep!”]

[Fuck, this melon makes me so angry that I want to slap his mother in the face! ]

[When three people are together, there must be a mother-in-law, right? ! ! ]

Hong Ai: "Li Zihan! You don't know anything, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Zihan was also not in a good mood: "What did I say? You have chicken feathers stuffed in your ears, are you smoking?"

"If all else fails, go make an appointment with the ENT department and have the chicken feathers in your ears plucked out!"

"No, I suggest you go to a psychiatrist first!"

Hong Ai: "You you you..."

"What? You stuttered too? There's no good spot on your body??? Oh, if I were a producer, I'd have to consider whether a stutterer is suitable for the role of Male No. 4!"

Hong Ai stamped her feet in anger: "You are going too far!"

Li Zihan rolled his eyes and whispered: "What a sissy, a mama's boy..."

Everyone: Good scolding!!!

It would be better if you can wake him up by scolding him!!!