Quick Wear Koi

63, The Maid of the Miss of Jianwang Villa 23

Ji Liuliu was stunned by the male protagonist's loud fart. The man I pursued farted, farted, farted, farted? ? ? ? ! ! The man actually farted! ! !

If the male protagonist could hear the question in Ji Liuliu's mind, he would definitely answer speechlessly, "Why can't I fart? I can also poop. Don't you know how to fart or poop?"

Ji Liuliu, who had just recovered from the shock of the hero's loud fart, raised his eyes and saw that the back of the hero's pants was stained with a large spot of shit that popped out with the fart.

Ji Liuliu's pupils trembled: What is that, that is shit, it must be shit, the young master farted too loudly and shit popped out, there must be shit on the young master's pants behind his butt.

Ji Liuliu pointed at the male protagonist's pants with her trembling little hand and screamed with her pupils shaking, "Sir, you, you, you..." She couldn't say it out loud. That was the person I was pursuing. Who would understand? The person pooped in front of me.

The handsome male protagonist had a big spot on his butt and his pants were stuck with shit.

The male protagonist recalled what had just happened, covered his butt, and wanted to find a place to dig a hole and bury himself in.

But he clamped his buttocks together and dared not move, at all, for fear that if he moved he would be attacked again. The hero quickly gathered his energy, sank his qi into his dantian, and highly concentrated his energy, entering into a state of ecstasy once again.

Puff puff puff——,——, a series of loud farts came out.

The hero has finally succeeded in his practice. Looking at the loud and powerful fart he lets out, he must have extraordinary power. The air around him has become smellier again due to his energy.

There were a series of loud farts all around, "Puff, puff", one after another. The celebration was still going on, everyone was rushing to fart at the same time, and the stench was overwhelming.

Jin Xiuxiu put away the melon seeds in her hand and laughed so hard that the seeds were about to spray out of her mouth. She couldn't eat any more seeds. "Hahahaha - this group of people is like setting off firecrackers for Chinese New Year. You fire one, I fire another, and everyone raises their cannons and fires together to wish each other a happy new year.

I won’t accept any gifts this New Year. I’ll just fart to congratulate you——la la la——la la la——la la la——la la la——

I won’t accept any gifts this New Year, so I’ll just fart to congratulate you—la la la—la la la—la la la—”

Jin Xiuxiu's magical singing voice rang out one sentence after another, hahahaha - she laughed so hard that she held her stomach.

The male protagonist finally breathed a sigh of relief and took out a fire stick from a pile of luggage.

Jin Xiuxiu laughed so hard that she covered her stomach. She looked at the fire stick and thought it looked familiar to her son. It was the old lady's fire stick.

It turns out that the male protagonist was brought out and brought all the way here.

The male protagonist and this fire stick have a connection. The connection between the male protagonist and this fire stick is real. Even the barriers of time and space in the small world cannot stop the connection between the male protagonist and this fire stick.

Wow, this love that transcends the barriers of time and space in the small world - the stories in the storybook are indeed reliable, the love between the hero and the heroine that transcends time and space is indeed true. Wait, does the hero have a fate with this fire stick, or with the original old woman?

Jin Xiuxiu spent a little time thinking about it, but couldn't figure it out, so she lay down and stopped thinking about it.

It doesn’t matter if she can’t figure it out, because it doesn’t affect Jin Xiuxiu’s ability to continue to sigh about this love that transcends time and space.

It doesn’t matter whether the protagonists are the male protagonist and this fire stick, or the male protagonist and the original old woman.

In my mind, only the love that transcends time and space is real, and the love that transcends the small world is also real - it is all real, all real.

The barrier to Jin Xiuxiu's time talent cultivation, which had been motionless for a long time, loosened, and she fell into enlightenment, which deepened her understanding of time and space.

The Tao follows nature. All things are born from causes and conditions, and all things are destroyed by causes and conditions.

The space and time between the small worlds appear different on the surface, but they are connected by countless threads.

Jin Xiuxiu realized what was happening, turned around, picked up the small mirror and looked towards the hero and heroine.

The male protagonist held his buttocks together, leaned on the old woman's fire stick, and walked in a strange posture.

While the male protagonist is walking, he has to keep the Qi sinking into his Dantian, but the Qi is not obedient and has its own ideas in its stomach, making trouble with the male protagonist. It wants to be free and wants to go out to ride the wind and waves. While it is making trouble and thinking about going out, the male protagonist won't let it and doesn't want to let the Qi be free. What a bad guy.

The male protagonist concentrated his energy on his dantian and squeezed his buttocks tightly to prevent himself from running away. He took one deep step and one shallow step and rushed into the woods beside the road.

Quack quack quack - quack quack - goose, goose, goose, goose, Jin Xiuxiu's laughter has evolved from the sound of a duck to the sound of a goose.

A group of people followed the male protagonist's example, clamping their buttocks together, gathering their energy, and running into the woods to hide.

As more people gathered in the grove, it started to get lively, with constant farts and a foul stench.

The hero had just hidden in the woods and finally felt safe in the woods and breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, he heard a series of "puff, puff, puff" sounds next to him, and the forest was filled with a foul smell. The hero turned around and saw one, two, three, four, five... a group of people gathered in the grove again. The expression on his face was about to collapse.

The male protagonist roared, "If you want to hide, why don't you go somewhere else? A group of people gathered together, what's the point of hiding? Just stay outside."

The people around quickly separated and hid. The smell of the gathering together was so stinky that it made them want to vomit.

A pair of wild ducks passing by outside the woods looked puzzled at the group of people who were scattering with their buttocks tucked between their legs.

Mallard Duck One, "???! Quack quack quack--? Quack quack quack--?"

Wild Duck Two: “??! Quack quack quack—quack quack quack quack quack—”

Wild Duck Two explained to Wild Duck One: This group of humans are having a celebration party, they are setting off firecrackers and blowing up shit for fun. I just saw it, this group of people were having a celebration party on the road outside, gathering together to blow up shit.

He was blowing up shit outside the woods just now, and now he’s having fun, so he’s running back into the woods to blow up shit again. Humans have really become good at playing.

Human beings have a more developed civilization and have many ideas and knowledge in their minds.

This group of people is quite strange. They actually like to set off firecrackers and blow up shit.

After the effect of the medicine wore off, the sound of firecrackers stopped.

A group of people habitually hunched over their buttocks and started to clean up.

After cleaning up, I sat in the woods and felt depressed.

What we had today was wild rabbit soup, not pheasant soup.

Why does the problem still occur? What exactly went wrong?

Is it possible that all the game on this mountain has issues?

A group of people decided that they must not eat game from the mountains anymore. They would just eat dry biscuits to get by for the next few days, and buy some cooked food to take with them when they arrived at the next town.

Jin Xiuxiu was lying down with her legs crossed, gnawing on a big chicken leg with great relish.

Alas, I don't know when Kong Kong will come back. It's too boring to be alone.

When Jin Xiuxiu heard that these people decided not to eat wild game in the future, she curled her lips indifferently. It was not a big deal. They would always boil water to drink, so she could just let the little cutie sprinkle the medicine into the boiling water.