The pretty widow is addicted to money, and the little wolfdog asks for a hug
Chapter 45: Gu Buqi
Gu Qinghuai held Zhao Ying's arm and smiled slyly, "Mother, after taking the health-enhancing pills, your poop will be very smelly. It will return to normal after you poop twice in a row."
Zhao Ying was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then she burst out laughing.
It turns out this is why my daughter’s poop smells so bad.
Fortunately, it only happened twice. If my daughter continues to be like this, even if she meets a good man in the future, he will inevitably despise her.
A pretty girl should smell good even when she poops!
That night, the weather was very hot and the bed was very crowded, but Gu Qinghuai still slept until he woke up naturally.
At this time, the sky was slightly bright.
On Saturday, Ya got up the earliest and was making breakfast in the kitchen. The little girl was quick and skillful and had a serious expression.
Earlier, Zhao Ying saw her getting up so early and wanted her to continue sleeping, but she shook her head vigorously and waved her hands repeatedly.
At Zhou's house, she got up even earlier than this. She didn't even have a bite of food when she got up, and went straight to the fields to do heavy work.
Nowadays, she gets up late and just makes breakfast, which is not tiring.
Zhao Ying had no choice but to let her go. She just hoped that she would live comfortably in the Gu family.
Zhao Ying also quickly got up, gathered the dirty clothes, and sat on a small stool in the yard to wash them.
She looked energetic and full of energy. The washboard hit the wooden basin with a clanging sound and splashed water happily.
Gu Qingshan lay on the wooden board, touching the half-black woven bamboo basket, the bamboo strips flying in his hands.
Gu Qingsong was cleaning the yard and preparing hay to be burned.
Only Gu Qinghuai and Gu Qingmiao got up the latest. If she hadn't suddenly felt the urge to defecate, she would have continued sleeping.
This was the most peaceful sleep she had ever had five years after the apocalypse. There were no zombies sucking blood and digging out brains, no humans starving to death, no thugs snatching food and women, no giant rats gnawing at people, no acid rain, no earthquakes...
Gu Qinghuai didn't even have time to say good morning to his family. He covered his stomach and ran out of the yard.
This time, I must not poop in my own toilet!
If the smoke hit her family early in the morning, her mother would feel embarrassed to blame the man who picked up the dung.
Moreover, Liu Ya was making breakfast, so there was no guarantee that the food would not smell bad.
Gu Qinghuai ran quickly to the foot of the mountain and ran into a hidden jungle.
Fortunately, her home was at the foot of the mountain, so everything was still in time.
As soon as the poop hit the ground, the stench spread all over the place.
The birds nearby were suddenly startled and flew away quickly.
The chirping of crickets and frogs seemed to have paused for several times, and the sounds suddenly became sluggish.
From the bushes around came the sound of something fleeing into the distance.
Gu Qinghuai was filled with ashamed.
The stench of her feces is so overwhelming that it terrifies all animals.
Fortunately, it only happened twice. If it happened every time, she would be ashamed to see people no matter how thick-skinned she was.
After cleaning up, Gu Qinghuai just pulled up his pants when he saw a piece of white stuff falling out of a tree hole a few meters ahead.
It was small, only the size of an adult's palm, and seemed to be still wriggling.
Wild cat? Rabbit? Squirrel?
Because it was still dark, Gu Qinghuai couldn't see clearly what the white thing was.
Then, three more small balls fell out of the tree hole. The color of their fur was unclear in the hazy morning light, but none of them was conspicuous white.
The last thing that came out was a——big cat? !
The color of its fur is hard to see clearly, but it walks with a cat-like gait, its eyes are sharp, it exudes a chilling aura, and it exudes an aura of dominance. If not a cat, then what else could it be?
Like a tiger, but much smaller than a tiger.
It looks like a domestic cat, but is much larger than a domestic cat.
Gu Qinghuai thought of an animal - the lynx (shē li).
lynx
lynx
The lynx is known as the miniature version of the king of the jungle, the wolf-killing machine, and the old man in the forest. The size of an adult lynx is about the same as that of a Husky.
After the "big cat" stood still, it looked steadily in the direction of Gu Qinghuai, its dark blue eyes emitting a cold light, the warning in it was very obvious.
Seeing that the two-legged female beast did not make any move, the big cat turned its head gracefully, picked up the two non-white cubs in its mouth, turned its head and threw them on its back.
Finally, it picked up another non-white cub and walked calmly into the depths of the jungle.
It didn't even look at the white cub crawling on the ground, it was extremely indifferent.
Gu Qinghuai felt his old face burning. It was the first time he was slapped in the face by a big cat.
She just came out to take a shit, but she forced the lynx family to move.
Not only did they have to move, but they were also forced to abandon a young cub in the face of natural selection.
The look the big cat gave her earlier was definitely filled with deep contempt.
It seemed to mean that this female biped's shit was so smelly, it was embarrassing.
Gu Qinghuai took a few deep breaths, rubbed his hot cheeks, and walked closer to the white mass.
Maybe it was just born, the little guy's eyes are not fully open yet, white fur is stuck to the pink flesh, four legs are trembling, and it can't even stand up.
It turned its little head, as if trying to smell its mother's scent, but the only response it got was the cool morning breeze with a moist smell.
Lynx's fur is usually brown or gray-brown, and this white one is extremely rare and may be a genetic mutation.
In nature, animals with white fur are actually the ugliest in the eyes of their own kind and are looked down upon by them.
Because white is too conspicuous, it will expose the tribe and put the tribe in danger.
So, when the big cat chose to move, it directly abandoned the white cub.
Gu Qinghuai bent down and picked up the little abandoned child.
Upon closer inspection, it was found that this abandoned child had black tufts of hair on the tips of its ears and its four black paws, while the rest of its body was completely white.
The half-closed eyes revealed a hint of faint blue pupils.
From a human perspective, the little abandoned child is an extremely cute pet.
Gu Qinghuai, the handsome guy, was very happy.
She had always wanted to raise a ferocious beast, but she didn't expect that when she went out to take a shit, she would actually poop one for herself.
This little lynx will be her beloved pet and also her killing weapon in the future.
She wants to train it from a young age, make it loyal to her and obey her.
"Girl, does the system have pills that can make animals smart and loyal?" Gu Qinghuai asked wishfully.
[Yes, pet intelligence pills, one pill costs 10,000 points. After a pet eats it, its IQ can reach that of a 13 or 14-year-old human if it grows up. It will be very loyal to its owner.]
Gu Qinghuai: ...
Don’t say anything, just work hard to earn points.
In the future, she also wants to feed the little lynx some strength pills and body-building pills, so that it can become a strong man, live a long life, and then protect itself well.
Gu Qinghuai carried the shivering little lynx in his arms and walked home.
"From now on, your name will be Buqi, Gu Buqi. That sounds nice, right?" Gu Qinghuai placed his finger next to the little lynx's mouth to let it get familiar with his scent.
The little lynx makes a clear "chirp" sound, which sounds very much like a bird singing.
"Okay, you agreed and you like this name very much," Gu Qinghuai smiled proudly.
When I got home, Gu Qingmiao had also gotten up and was washing her face.
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