The pretty widow is addicted to money, and the little wolfdog asks for a hug
Chapter 31: Stinky Poop
However, what does Gu Qinghuai's situation have to do with him?
They will be people from different worlds and have become strangers. It would be better for them to forget each other and live happily ever after.
Anyway, no matter how much she misses me, I will not pay any attention to her anymore.
Compared with Cuiwan, she really has nothing to show for herself.
When he is with her, he can't hold his head up and feels ashamed.
Yuan Zian smiled faintly, shook his head and walked towards home.
After Gu Qinghuai and Zhao Ying walked away, Zhao Ying looked sideways, observed her daughter's expression, and said angrily, "Daughter, tell me the truth, have you not forgotten that Yuan?"
"No, he is just a piece of shit in my eyes," Gu Qinghuai was puzzled.
"Then why were you in a daze when you saw him just now? I called you twice, but you didn't hear me," Zhao Ying said angrily.
The man named Yuan was a scholar at a young age and had a good appearance, but he despised the poor and loved the rich, and was always thinking about marrying up to a rich man, so he had a bad character.
Zhao Ying's daughter doesn't want a man like this!
Gu Qinghuai covered his stomach, looking aggrieved: "Mother, I really didn't look at him, just now it was because my stomach hurt and I wanted to poop!"
After saying that, Gu Qinghuai left Zhao Ying behind and ran to his own toilet like a flash.
Manure is very precious and can be used to fertilize fields. We can’t give it away at a low price to others!
Before, she was just talking to her baby girl and lost her mind for a moment!
What’s so good about that scumbag Yuan!
With his little looks, he wasn't enough to make her lose control.
Her hormones surge wildly just for the extremely handsome man.
The one who was obsessed with him was the original owner. No, later on, when the original owner met Zhou Duoyin, he also forgot about him completely.
Ever since he said, "I am already a scholar, you are not worthy of me", the original owner's love for him died on the spot.
Although the original owner was weak in character, he was still clear-headed.
"Oh my, slow down!" Zhao Ying was scared. How could a pregnant woman with a big belly run so fast!
Alas, this girl, she has no manners in her speech, using words like "a pile of shit" and "shit". Are those words a woman should use? !
Gu Qinghuai: Could it be that the woman only eats and doesn’t poop, and is a fairy without anus who is insulated from shit and urine?
Of course, Gu Qinghuai had no idea what her mother was thinking at the moment. She only felt her stomach churning and the urge to defecate coming strong.
She quickly rushed into the toilet, spread her legs, stood in position accurately, took off her pants, squatted, and released.
When the shit that had stirred up the stomach and intestines slid out, a strong stench spread out and the surrounding air was polluted in an instant.
It stinks, so stinky!
The stench of ordinary people's feces is completely different from the stench of her feces, they are not even on the same level.
Holy shit! How can a girl poop so smelly?
While Gu Qinghuai despised himself, he felt that he was being shameless again.
Ashamed, she looked down at her poop and was immediately shocked.
What a huge rice field!
It's as black as ink!
It stinks!
It's not normal!
[Host, this is normal! You took Dali Pills, Qiangshen Jianti Pills, and Baotai Pills last night. These medicines will expel all the garbage and toxins in your body, reshape your bones, and strengthen your cells, so your poop will be very smelly. Don't worry, it will be fine after two poops.]
That's it!
Fortunately, she is not a girl whose shit stinks!
Gu Qinghuai covered his mouth and nose and breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, in the broken courtyard of the Gu family, Zhao Ying just walked to the gate and she smelled a strong stench of shit.
She glanced towards the toilet behind the house and was shocked: How could such a good girl's poop be so smelly!
"It stinks! Who is pooping? It stinks so much!" Gu Qingsong rushed out of the house, covering his mouth and nose.
The toilet was behind the house, and the earthen wall had cracks, which could not block the stench.
Behind Gu Qingsong were Gu Qingmiao and Zhou Liuya. The two girls were also covering their mouths and noses, with their little faces wrinkled.
Gu Qingshan saw his mother coming back and was about to ask her about her third sister when he smelled a strange stench of feces. He hurriedly covered his mouth and nose: "What is this stench? It's so overbearing!"
Even the stupid Gu Heng couldn't help but dry heave.
Seeing this, Gu Qingmiao hurried over to cover his mouth and nose.
The Gu family was being bombarded by the stench of feces, and Gu Qinghuai walked into the yard with a bulging belly, looking relaxed.
Zhao Ying was afraid that her daughter's smelly poop would be known by others, even by family members.
She hurriedly covered up for her daughter: "I just saw someone in the village carrying manure. It stinks!"
After saying that, he winked at Gu Qinghuai.
Gu Qinghuai immediately understood that his mother was protecting him, and nodded vaguely: "Indeed...it really stinks, the feces are fermented really well."
After saying that, Gu Qinghuai looked outside the yard and saw that the two people who passed by her toilet were covering their mouths and noses and running away like the wind.
Gu Qinghuai: ...
Please come with a gust of wind. She has just covered the poop in the pit with soil, hoping that the stench will dissipate quickly.
Gu Qinghuai walked to the wooden basin and washed his hands guiltily.
Zhao Ying walked up to Gu Qingshan and said with a smile: "Xiaoshan, He Lizheng has already agreed to settle Xiao Huai and Liu Ya. We will go to the county government tomorrow."
Hearing this, Gu Qingshan breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhao Ying continued, "Xiao Huai and I will go together tomorrow. We will settle down as soon as possible and feel relieved."
“Okay, I’ll take care of the house, don’t worry, mom,” Gu Qingshan chuckled.
Although Gu Qingsong and Gu Qingmiao also wanted to go to the county town, they needed someone to stay at home, so they all expressed their willingness to help their eldest brother take care of the family.
Gu Qinghuai was very pleased that his two younger siblings were very sensible. When the family had money in the future, he would let them get back the childhood they deserved.
At this time, there was still some time before noon, so Zhao Ying asked Gu Qinghuai and Liu Ya to have a good rest at home, and she was also preparing to pick up the hoe and go to the fields to work.
Gu Qingsong wanted to go dig wild vegetables.
On Saturday, I plan to get some mud to make bricks and repair the wall.
Gu Qingmiao wants to do laundry.
As for Gu Heng: It has nothing to do with him.
Just when everyone was about to take action, Gu Qinghuai stopped them.
She planned to hold a family meeting to discuss with her family what she wanted to do in the near future.
Since it is a major family development plan, every family member has the right to participate and the obligation to assume responsibility.
Moreover, my younger brothers and sisters and Liu Ya are at the learning age and can develop their abilities as directors through personal participation and practical operations.
Gu Qinghuai gave himself a clear positioning.
From then on, she became the "CPU" of the home, which is the "brain" host, the central processing unit.
Her family members are her arms and legs. In addition to her family members, she also has to train many people for herself, let them become her tentacles, and make money for her.
Of course, she is a fair and kind-hearted brain, not a capitalist who exploits the surplus value of workers. She and her arms, legs, and tentacles are one and the same, and they benefit from each other and enjoy the good life together.
Tuniu Village is her base!
She could say domineeringly that from now on, those villagers in Tuniu Village who obeyed her would prosper, and those who disobeyed her would perish!
Of course, this "亡" does not refer narrowly to death.
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