The pretty widow is addicted to money, and the little wolfdog asks for a hug
Chapter 219 Shu Mingzong Experiences the New Toilet
Upon hearing this, Shu Mingzheng's cheeks instantly turned red.
Brother Qingshan...he has the same feelings as me?
Is this love at first sight?
Oh, if there weren’t two little girls in front of her, she would be so embarrassed.
Seeing Shu Mingzheng standing there with a red face, Gu Qingmiao whispered, "Sister Shu, my elder brother is waiting for you by the bamboo forest at the foot of the back mountain. Sister Yaya and I will be with you all the time. There are no wolves here, so don't be afraid."
Nephew Xiaohuo told her that it was damaging to their reputation for a single man and a single woman to be together, so she and Yaya had to always stay with Sister Shu.
"Well, then... let's go," Shu Mingzheng found that he was so nervous that his voice sounded a little unnatural.
The inner court.
"Sister! Sister! The toilet in my great god's house is really magical--" Shu Mingzong ran in excitedly, wanting to tell his sister about his new discovery as soon as possible, but when he looked up, he found that his sister was not in the yard.
Behind him, Gu Qingsong and Xiaohuo ran over with their short legs, panting.
When the two little guys saw that their eldest brother and sister Shu had disappeared, they looked at each other proudly.
"Master, where is my sister?" Shu Mingzong picked up the tea on the stone table and gulped down a cup.
Gu Qinghuai said calmly, "Yaya and Miaomiao took Sister Shu out to pick wild chrysanthemums and relax at the same time."
Nanny Qi looked out the door, her brows furrowed. She always felt something was wrong.
Shu Mingzong said "Oh", and saw Aunt Qi in a blink of an eye. He immediately stepped forward, shook her arm excitedly and said, "Aunt, Aunt, you must go and experience the toilet at the master's house! It's really amazing! You will really fall in love with pooping after using it once!"
Gu Qinghuai laughed.
It was a flush toilet, and Gu Qinghuai also asked the stonemason to build a sitting area so that one could sit and poop, which was of course comfortable.
When Aunt Qi saw that her young master was speaking without restraint, she immediately said in a serious tone: "Young master, be careful with your words."
Shu Mingzong didn't care much: "Why bother being so particular? No one here cares how I speak. Hey, Mammy, go to the toilet quickly. I guarantee you'll like it!"
As he said that, Shu Mingzong pushed Aunt Qi towards the toilet.
Nanny Qi blushed, and after being urged by the young master, she seemed to really want to defecate.
Shu Mingzong enthusiastically led her the way and reminded her to use the toilet paper in the wooden box. The paper was clean and soft, and very comfortable to wipe the buttocks. Also, she must remember to flush the toilet after defecating.
Aunt Qi:! ! !
No matter how old she is, she is still a woman after all. The young master said something like "wiping her ass" in front of so many people. Does she want to save her reputation?
When he turned back, Shu Mingzong said to Gu Qinghuai, "Master, please sell me a few packs of toilet paper in your toilet."
"Sure, one tael of silver for a big bag," Gu Qinghuai was instantly possessed by the spirit of a profiteer.
Shu Mingzong immediately took out thirty taels of silver notes and wanted to buy thirty large bags.
Gu Qinghuai took the silver note and asked someone to put thirty large bags of toilet paper on Shu Mingzong's carriage.
Ginseng holds toilet paper like it is holding a bunch of treasures.
Oh my god! Rich people are so extravagant that they spend thirty taels just to wipe their butt!
That’s a golden butt!
Rich people's butts are worth more than their poor people's mouths!
Shu Mingzong rolled his eyes, approached Gu Qinghuai, and said slyly: "Master, this is the first time I have seen such soft toilet paper. Could it be that you... can make paper?"
Gu Qinghuai knew what he was planning and didn't intend to hide it: "Of course, I plan to do papermaking business in the future."
"Great! Let's continue our cooperation!" Shu Mingzong jumped up excitedly. He wanted to hug the great god of wealth and give him a kiss, but the mysterious little boss was standing next to him, eyeing him covetously, so he didn't dare.
Gu Qinghuai glanced at Shu Mingzong and said, "Okay, there will be three parties collaborating in the papermaking business, my second uncle's family, my family and you. However, there is no rush now. Let's sort out the soap business first and then discuss in detail."
In ancient times, transportation was backward and a long journey would take several months. To set up shops in every city of Daxia Kingdom would require a lot of manpower and resources, which was quite troublesome.
Gu Qinghuai is actually a bit of a homebody and is too lazy to go out to the market. Shu Mingzong is quite suitable for the job, so let him go out to the market in the future.
She only gives up part of the profit, but it can save a lot of trouble, which is also good.
"Okay, okay, Master, you are so awesome!" Shu Mingzong clapped his hands excitedly, like a flea.
Gu Qinghuai said to Gu Qingsong and Xiaohuo who were sitting on the side: "Song'er, Xiaohuo, you guys go play with brother Mingzong, I'm going to take care of something."
"Okay!" The two little ones nodded immediately.
They originally wanted to keep an eye on this troublemaker, otherwise, who would like to follow him around?
Shu Mingzong glanced at the two little ones and said disdainfully, "Master, I want to play with you. These two little brats don't know anything. What's fun in playing with them? Otherwise, let's go find my sister and go see the scenery of the mountains together."
Xiao Huo and Gu Qingsong looked at each other nervously, then immediately stepped forward and pulled Shu Mingzong's clothes and said, "Brother Mingzong, you are so smart and clever, and so powerful. So guess whether the earth is round or square?"
Shu Mingzong raised his chin and hummed, "Of course it's square, the sky is round and the earth is square!"
"No, you are wrong. The earth is called the Earth. The Earth is oval, like an egg," Xiaohuo said with his neck stiff.
Being provoked by a little brat, Shu Mingzong, who was very smart, said "eh" unconvincedly, then he put his hands on his waist, tilted his head and stared at Xiao Huo and said, "I say, little brat, you have walked less than I have eaten. If the earth was as round as an egg, wouldn't we all fall off? How can we stand firmly?"
Gu Qingsong immediately chimed in: "Brother Mingzong, the earth is elliptical, I have evidence! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to see it!"
"Okay, please lead the way!" Shu Mingzong actually started to compete with the two little brats.
He must let the two little brats know that there is a huge difference between 6 and 16 years old!
Gu Qingsong and Xiaohuo looked at each other secretly and smiled.
Just like that, Shu Mingzong was once again tricked by the two little guys into the library.
After going in, the red rooster never came out again. The three children, big and small, each took a book and lay on the cushions in a mess, reading intently.
Sure enough, boys generally find it difficult to resist the temptation of children's science books.
The way the question is asked is fascinating.
"Do you know why the flowers are so red?"
"Do you know how thunder and lightning are formed?"
“Do you know why people need to eat?”
"Do you know why the food people eat turns into stinky poop?"
"Do you know why you look like your parents?"
……
As long as they have a little curiosity, ancient children who have never been exposed to scientific knowledge will definitely be attracted by these questions.
You'll Also Like
-
Peerless: Gu Master Transforms Douluo.
Chapter 321 6 hours ago -
I became an immortal in the mountains
Chapter 568 6 hours ago -
The Dutian Lingguan Road that started from the Taoist soldiers
Chapter 425 6 hours ago -
Dragons only want to be in the water, and don't like to stay in the wilderness
Chapter 434 6 hours ago -
Anti-Qing: Starting from the Jintian Uprising
Chapter 505 6 hours ago -
Douluo: Reincarnation, the King's Power Never Dies, Unrivaled in the World
Chapter 273 6 hours ago -
Under One Person, the little witch only wants to collect elves
Chapter 420 6 hours ago -
The Strongest Soldier: From Being Specially Recruited into the Army
Chapter 174 6 hours ago -
People in Doupo: The beginning of the game intercepts the rich woman Xun'er
Chapter 550 6 hours ago -
60s: I have a store
Chapter 503 6 hours ago