"Aunt Seven, Aunt Seven..."

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I felt dizzy from being shouted at “Stop! Stop! Stop!” I placed my left palm downwards and pressed my right fingertips against my left palm.

"Stop arguing. If you continue arguing, there will be no more stories to listen to. Aunt Seven wants you to do something now. This thing is very simple for a man. Tell Aunt Seven whether you are a man or not?" I have to boost their morale first, even though I'm not going to take them to fight!

"It's a man!" A neat and tender children's voice.

"Okay, first of all, you have to promise Aunt Seven not to tell anyone about this, not even your parents! If you get caught, don't say it was Aunt Seven who told you to do it! Do you hear me?!" I had to clear myself quickly!

"Okay!" Mingzhe also answered along with everyone else. It was just like when I asked him not to tell his mother in Laiyang County, he asked me what was the difference between hiding it from my mother and deceiving her. It was completely different. It seemed like it was my fault again? Did I teach him bad things?

"What does Seventh Aunt want us to do?" The prince's eldest son is already eight years old and he is the oldest here.

"Uh, do you know where in this palace there are the most rat nests?"

"do not know……"

"I know, I know!"

"Aunt Seven, I know!!"

"What are you looking for a rat's nest for, Aunt Seven?"

There was another round of noise...

"If you don't know, shut up. If you know, raise your hand." I quickly stopped him!

Several children are raising their hands, hehe!!

There are ten boys here, two crown princes, three kings of Han, two kings of Yan, and three kings of Chu.

"Well, the three of you will form a group and go find places with rat nests. Don't take big rats, just newborn rats. Remember? Don't kill them. Aunt Seven will tell you how to play later."

So the ten children were divided into three groups, and there was only one left, the youngest son of the King of Chu! He was said to be afraid of catching mice. Alas! How could such a person be the grandson of the emperor? (What does not daring to catch mice have to do with the identity of the grandson of the emperor? It seems that it has nothing to do with it!)

There is no way. This guy who doesn’t dare to catch mice is lucky enough to have me play with him.

"Kid, do you know how steel was tempered?" I asked him.

"I don't know." He looked confused... What is steel? How to train it?

"I don't know either." Hearing my answer, he became even more confused.

"Kid, do you know the second half of the sentence 'Water can carry a boat'?" I asked.

"I know this, it can also capsize the boat!" The excited smiling face, hehe, will make you not excited in a while.

"Wrong! Water can carry a boat, and it can also cook porridge. Remember that!" I kindly patted his shoulder to wake him up from his confusion!

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"Aunt Qi, this is the little mouse we caught..." A group of children came with their trophies to show off in front of me!

"Okay, okay! That's great. Now Aunt Qi will tell you how to release the little mouse, okay?" In fact, I didn't dare to catch the little mouse myself, so I had to let these children help me.

(How can you get the position of Qin Wangfei if you don't dare to catch mice? Someone asked. "It's none of your business. Don't mess with me. Watch out for me getting mad." The woman answered the person who asked the question viciously!)

"Let's go!" I took my child soldiers and marched to our destination in square steps!

When they arrived near Chuxiu Palace, all the concubines had gone to learn court etiquette from the old palace maids, and the entire Chuxiu Palace was empty.

I heard that learning etiquette is very troublesome, luckily I got away with it without learning it, and I have to thank my husband for helping me get through it!

Slowly, there were ten rooms for ten beauties.

I made the little grandchildren swear again not to disclose what happened today before I told them how to release the animals.

"Children, do you know? If the little mice want to survive, they have to sleep with people, especially beautiful sisters. If they sleep with them, the little mice will live a hundred years, do you know?" I started to lie to the children!

"Will the little mouse become a big mouse when he wakes up tomorrow?" Mingzhe's younger brother pronounced the word "big mouse" very loudly and dragged out the ending tone very long, and his two little hands gestured to make a big mouse!

"You are so awesome! Human body temperature can promote the growth of little mice. That's it! Hurry up! Put the little mice in the quilts of every room! Speed, speed!" I won't waste time talking to you anymore. If I keep talking, people will come back. What else will we do tonight?

After I succeeded, I took the children and ran away.

Then he made up a story and told them it, and after they were fooled, he told them to go back to Sanqiutang.

I helped the King of Yan find Mingzhe (he is the most handsome one now, and he will be the second in the future, because my son will be more handsome than him. When my son is born, he will be outdone!! Yes!!!) So I have a special feeling for him, so I put a small toy that I made yesterday into his hand, and he understood and quickly hid it in his arms. If all these children come to me for toys, how can I live? I have to make toys for these little brats every day, and it’s thankless work. They all say that I teach them bad things? How could I? I am more resentful than Dou E!

"Aunt Qi, I didn't see it clearly just now. What is that toy?" Mingzhe asked me curiously before leaving with the group of kids.

"It's a mannequin." It's a naked female mannequin that I casually carved! It's less than half the size of a palm!

"What is a model?" Mingzhe didn't understand.

"I'll tell you later. Now I just want you to have an understanding." It would be strange if you knew what a nude model is!

But I still want to make it clear that I really didn’t teach them bad things, I swear to God I really didn’t!!

Prince's Eastern Palace Study Room ——

"You finally show up?" As soon as I entered, I saw King Qin whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

Also sitting next to them were the Crown Prince, the King of Yan, and the King of Chu!

"Mu Mu, how does Lan'er know about monogamy?" King Qin asked me.

"How could I not know? My husband and I are staunch supporters of monogamy." What's wrong with that?

"What about cheating? What about the third party?" King Qin asked again, looking very unhappy!

"It's just like a man climbing over the wall to find a mistress!" There's nothing wrong with that, right?

"How to deal with men after climbing the wall?" The King of Qin asked this with gritted teeth!

"With a click, the eunuch team immediately grew stronger with the joining of King Qin!" I made a scissors gesture with my right hand!

The King of Qin was so angry that he almost took off his shoes and threw them at me!

"Hahahaha!" The King of Chu laughed first.

"Hehehe!" The prince was also happy!

"Mu Mu, you didn't tell Xinyan these words, did you?" King Yan asked me with a smile.

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