The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo acted quite Buddhist about holding a party for his birthday.

Having lived here for so many years, she actually already understood the purpose of various banquets held in the capital.

The first is to build relationships and develop personal connections, and the second very important one is for blind dates.

"So you guys are planning to hold a blind date on my birthday?"

Lin Mo looked at his mother and asked this question naively.

Mrs. Lin: ...

"It's not a blind date party, it's your birthday party. Can you please not change the subject? Where do you want to hold the party, at home or in a restaurant?"

Mrs. Lin no longer wanted to complain about her little daughter's way of thinking.

What does a birthday party have to do with a blind date? Besides, people don’t come to your birthday party for a blind date. Those who want to come must have other purposes!

(Everyone: We are all here to eat melons!)

Lin Mo thought silently in his heart: [I want to go to a place with good wine, good food and beautiful women, but I don’t know where this place is. ]

The system said to Lin Mo slyly: [I know where this place is. It will definitely be lively if we go there!]

Lin Mo went there first and was immediately reminded, "Where is that place? Do you know any good restaurants?"

Mrs. Lin also wanted to know if the system knew any better restaurants.

The system said excitedly: [Go to the brothel! There are not only delicious food and wine, but also beautiful women! The venue is large, and the beauties can dance and sing! Go to the brothel! ]

Hearing this, Lin Mo was silent for a long time, and then he screamed madly in his heart: [Are you sick? You made me go to a brothel on my birthday! ]

The system replied innocently: [Didn’t you say you wanted fine wine, delicious food, and beautiful women? The only place that meets the requirements is a brothel. Moreover, there are not only beautiful women, but also various kinds of singing and dancing.]

Everyone present: ...

Although what you said is quite stupid, it somehow makes sense.

Lin Mo really started to think about it seriously. It seemed to be true. Could she book the brothel for a day?

Lin Mo raised his eyes and looked at his mother expectantly, "Mom! Can my birthday party be held in a brothel? Can our family book the brothel for a day?"

Mrs. Lin closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The next second, Lin Mo was kicked out.

You're just dreaming! Which daughter of a rich family would hold her birthday party in a brothel? You're afraid that your reputation is too good, right?

Although this little bastard doesn't have much reputation now.

Lin Mo was still a little confused after being kicked out. Wasn’t she allowed to make her own choice? She made her own choice, so why was she still kicked out?

Could it be that mother feels that this matter is a bit difficult to handle?

The system sighed and said: [I knew your mother wouldn't agree, but if we go to a brothel, it will definitely be a lot of fun! ]

Lin Mo also sighed, "Alas, I no longer have the right to participate in this matter. I have just been kicked out of the decision-making circle. Do whatever you want. Anyway, as long as there are delicious food and drinks, it's fine."

Finally, after discussion, the four members of the Lin family decided to hold the banquet at home.

As for Lin Mo's opinion, after knowing that this guy wanted to hold his birthday party in a brothel, she had lost all her choices.

"She really has the guts to think of holding a birthday party in a brothel." Lin Qi couldn't even imagine what it would be like if a birthday party was really held in a brothel.

Did the officials of Dayong go to brothels together?

If this was recorded by historians, it would probably remain a topic of conversation for thousands of years!

Lin Ran also wanted to open Lin Mo's head and take a look to see what was inside.

Why does this girl think completely differently from others? What kind of brain does she use to come up with so many messed up things?

Once you decide on a location, everything else becomes easier.

Mrs. Lin asked people to send out all the invitations.

Anyway, this girl of ours is already famous in the capital, and there is no one among the officials who doesn't know her, so we might as well invite everyone over.

Otherwise, others would think that the Lin family did not invite anyone and had any opinions about anyone.

On the morning of his birthday, Lin Mo was woken up early to get dressed.

Looking at his sister who hadn't opened her eyes yet, Lin Ran patted her face and said, "Wake up quickly. You are the most important person today. You have to dress up nicely today."

Lin Mo nodded in a daze, still mumbling, "Yeah, yeah, beautiful, beautiful, sister, you are the most beautiful, you are the most important."

The system said helplessly: [Your brain is short-circuited. Your sister asked you to dress up beautifully to sober you up, not to praise her.]

Lin Ran sighed helplessly as he looked at his younger sister who was still not awake, and asked two maids to help her dress up.

At this moment, guests had started to arrive outside the Lin Mansion.

"Oh, Master Zhou, I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. Did you bring your wife and children here?"

"Hahaha, yes, yes, the same goes for Lord Zhang. I wonder what kind of birthday gift Lord Zhang prepared for Lord Xiaolin."

"Hahahaha, it's not something expensive, just some little toys that girls like to play with."

Lin Qi stood at the door to entertain these people. Listening to the conversation between these officials, the corners of his mouth twitched and he was extremely speechless.

Those who don't know would probably think that his younger sister is a person of high position and power, as she had so many officials come to personally wish her a happy birthday.

It can be said that those who had nothing to hide in the court basically all came, while those who had something to hide found excuses to shirk their responsibilities.

Emperor Xuande looked at the list of those who shirked their responsibilities and could not help but sneer, "They are guilty. Of course, it is difficult for them to attend court every day."

It can be said that Lin Mo's birthday party is a screening list. Those who want to go have basically not committed any serious crimes, and those who find excuses to shirk must be hiding something fishy.

Some people are really feeling unwell, which can be confirmed by checking, but for some others, that may not be the case.

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor, who was dressed in ordinary clothes, and didn't know what to say.

If you want to go incognito, you should choose better clothes! These clothes are from 20 years ago! The edges are frayed!

"Your Majesty, why don't you change your clothes? It's not very nice to wear this to Lord Kobayashi's banquet." If someone doesn't know, they would think you are here to eat and drink for free.

Emperor Xuande put the roster down and looked at his own appearance.

Isn’t this pretty good? He is very low-key. He even disguised his face, making it absolutely impossible for anyone to recognize him!