The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo howled when he saw his father and brother.

"Dad! Big brother! I can't hold it anymore! I need to poop! I need to go home!"

Lin Mo's voice was trembling, and it was obvious that he was about to collapse.

Three seconds later, Minister Lin was running wildly on the street carrying his silly daughter, while Lin Qi was running wildly behind carrying Wei Zhengan, and Qin Zheng was following happily holding a big yellow dog.

System: [Hurry up, hurry up, and hurry up! It’s about to be released! ]

Lin Mo collapsed and yelled, "Dad! Hurry up! I can't hold it anymore!"

Minister Lin's beautiful face was almost distorted. "I'm already running as fast as I can. What did you eat today that's so urgent?"

These few people immediately attracted the attention of everyone on the street. The young men and women who were out shopping all took note of this incident and went back to share it with their families.

After all, Lady Kobayashi doesn't come out every day, and when she does, she might eat other people's melons. But compared with other people's melons, her own melons seem to be more fragrant.

Two seconds before Lin Mo collapsed, Minister Lin finally ran home and threw Lin Mo into the toilet.

Maybe people's potential will really explode in moments of crisis. Everyone else thought that Lin Mo would plunge in, but Lin Mo did a 360-degree flip in the air and landed steadily, then slammed the door shut and was released.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

Minister Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead and swallowed his saliva. His heart almost jumped out of his chest.

Lin Qi put the person on his back to the ground, feeling a little dazed.

This trance is not caused by tiredness but fear. Can't this damn thing go to the toilet and leave by itself?

The system said with emotion: [Host, your father is really great! I have never seen a father as great as yours! ]

Lin Mo: [Please stop talking nonsense. What do you mean my dad is such a great dad? My dad is the best dad in the world! He is the best! ]

Several people outside the door at this moment: ...

If you want to take a shit, just do it properly, okay? Stop flattering me at this time!

Maybe because of the severe bumps in the road, Wei Zhengan slowly woke up. Qin Zheng squatted beside him, holding a fainted big yellow dog in his arms.

Seeing Wei Zhengan wake up, Qin Zheng's face was full of surprise, "Zhengan! You finally woke up!"

It’s a pity that he woke up a little late and didn’t see what happened just now.

The scene on the street just now was so exciting!

I didn't expect Minister Lin to be so agile. Is he really a civil servant? Did he really not use any martial arts skills to run at that speed?

Although civil servants taking the imperial examinations also have to learn the six arts of a gentleman, and more or less know some martial arts, but they are bound to become lazy after being an official for a long time. Some people even become powerless. It's amazing how well Minister Lin has maintained his skills!

Wei Zhengan looked at the big yellow dog in front of him that was about to hit him in the face and said speechlessly: "Can you hold this dog away from me?"

Don’t you know that he has a grudge against this dog? And yet he pushed this dog in front of him!

"Oh oh oh," Qin Zheng quickly took two steps back and then told him carefully what had just happened.

When describing what had just happened, Qin Zheng's tone of admiration for Minister Lin was truly undisguised.

"I have never seen such a brave civil servant! I have to talk to my father about this when I get back and ask him to get in shape!"

The Minister of Personnel, who was listening to folk music at home, touched the back of his neck and thought: Why does the back of my neck feel a little cold today? Did I catch a cold last night?

Lin Mo's ridiculous behavior on the street soon spread to the homes of major officials, and the emperor naturally knew about it.

Emperor Xuande laughed so hard that he couldn't even hold the memorial.

"This girl is really amazing! Minister Lin really dotes on this girl too much. But Minister Lin's body is really good too."

Eunuch Li didn't dare to imagine what the scene was like, but this did not affect his admiration for Lord Kobayashi.

There has never been such an official since ancient times!

At the same time, bursts of laughter broke out in the homes of major officials, especially in the homes of those young men and women who saw the scene on the street.

Finally, everyone came to a conclusion: Master Xiaolin is indeed the treasure of Dayong! With such a lively treasure around, every day seems to become a lot more exciting.

As soon as Lin Mo came out of the toilet, he was beaten up by his father.

Minister Lin chased after him and beat him while cursing, "How shameful!"

Lin Mo used the evasion skills she had learned since she was a child to dodge every attack, but even so she was still crying: "This is not my problem! How would I know when my stomach would hurt? It's the dog! If it wasn't for the dog that trapped me against the tree, how could I be so suffocated!"

Speaking of this dog, Minister Lin suddenly thought of the rumors spread by the people on the street.

"Now the people are saying that the young master of the noble family likes to spar with dogs. What's going on? Tell me the truth!"

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng both shrank their necks. This was none of their business! They were just passing by. Who knew they would be drafted?

Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: [What noble family son likes to spar with dogs? How come I didn’t know that this is popular in the capital now? ]

The system replied in a cheerful tone: [This is all thanks to you and the peacock! The peacock and the dog fought from one end to the other, and the people misunderstood.]

[Host, I find that you really set many trends in Beijing! I don't think anyone can take your position as the top trend in Beijing! I am really happy to bind you as my host. I am full of energy every day! So happy! ]

Lin Mo: ...Why do I feel that what you said is not good? I admit that you are the top star in Beijing, but why do you sound so weird to me when you are full of energy every day?

Lin Mo glanced at his father's face, then told him what had just happened with a guilty look on his face. The more Minister Lin listened, the darker his face became.

So these two people are completely implicated. Can this damn thing do something humane?

As the two people implicated in this incident, Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng were sent back personally by Lin Qi.

After all, I have to go and apologize for torturing someone's son like this.

Wei Zhengan looked at the big yellow dog that was sent to his front door, with a slightly distorted expression on his face.

How could he not want this big yellow dog? Could it be true that he and this big yellow dog would fight every day? Where would his face be?

Qin Zheng looked at his expression and said cautiously: "Zheng'an, I think this dog is destined to be with you, so you should keep it. You should take some responsibility for hurting it like this, otherwise you will be a heartless person."

"But don't worry, I won't let you be responsible alone. I will shoulder the responsibility of the dog's future life with you, and I will definitely make sure it lives a safe and secure life for the rest of its life!"

Wei Zhengan pursed his lips and remained silent for a few seconds, then said speechlessly: "You are so thoughtful."

Qin Zheng scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "No."

Wei Zhengan, Lin Qi: ...Do you really think that your arrangements are good?

Looking at Qin Zheng's serious face, Lin Qi suddenly thought of his own annoying sister.

Why do I suddenly feel that these two people are so similar at this moment! Equally annoying.