The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 69: Minister Lin jumps on Lin Mo's head
Lin Mo's entire butt was stuck.
Minister Lin grabbed her feet and pulled them hard, and the person immediately started screaming.
"Dad! Stop pulling it out! My clothes are going up there!"
system:……
The four members of the Lin family: ...
Lin Qi took Lin Ran outside and tried to grab her hand and pull her out, but the man started again.
"Ahhh! My pants are stuck, brother, if you pull it out again, my pants will be scraped off by this dog hole!"
Madam Lin looked at this annoying thing and slapped her on the butt, then said unhappily: "Then what do you say we should do? It won't work if we pull your feet or your hands out. If you have the ability, crawl in and get out by yourself!"
The loud slapping sound made Lin Mo scream, "Mom! You made my butt numb!"
The system felt both angry and amused when watching this scene, but after all, it was its host, so it was still trying hard to find a solution.
Then it came up with a particularly damaging idea.
The system shouted excitedly: [I have found a way! Host, I have found a way to get you out! ]
Lin Mo: [Hurry up and tell me! ]
The system's words ignited Lin Mo's hope, but others were skeptical about the system's words.
The main thing is that when one person rules the country, nothing can be normal. How can you expect an abnormal system to come up with any good solutions?
Sure enough, the next second the system said excitedly: [Let your parents hit your butt hard with a board. You will definitely arch your body forward because of the pain, and then you can arch your body out! ]
After hearing this method, everyone fell silent. Lin Mo asked the system seriously: [Excuse me, do you and I have any hatred? A deep hatred.]
The system replied in a silly way: [No! You are my dearest host.]
Lin Mo collapsed and yelled in his heart: [Then why did you do this to me! ]
Minister Lin and the others tried desperately to suppress the upturned corners of their lips and tried to lower their heads.
Hold it in! Hold it in! Don't laugh!
The system was still defending itself: [That's not what I meant! I'm really thinking about you! Otherwise, can you come up with any good ideas? Do you really want to be trapped in this dog hole forever? ]
[Oh, you even blocked the dog's door. How can the dog get home?]
Lin Mo thought about it and actually felt that what the system said made some sense.
She raised her head and tried to yell inside: "Mom and Dad! Find something to spank my butt hard, so I can get out!"
Mrs. Lin, Minister Lin: ...
Lin Qi and Lin Ran, who were watching her from outside, said: …
Are you serious about what you said? If the system dares to say it, you dare to do it, right?
Madam Lin pushed Minister Lin and said, "You come, I can't do it."
Minister Lin looked at Mrs. Lin speechlessly. The way you said that made it seem like I could do it.
Normally, I would beat them, but it was always done in moderation. It’s completely different from what’s happening now!
Lin Mo closed his eyes and prepared himself for a long time, but in the end he never felt the pain in his butt.
System: [Your parents are trying to shirk responsibility. Do you want to say something to provoke them so that they can do it.]
Lin Mo thought about it, then yelled at the top of his lungs: "Dad, the tea you spent so much effort to get last time was stolen by me. The tea leaves and tea eggs are not tasty at all!"
Minister Lin's eyes widened:!!!
"Evil girl!"
Lin Qi and Lin Ran closed their eyes silently. What a sin this thing is! There is so much tea at home, but you have to use your father's tea! After eating it, you said that the tea eggs cooked with other people's tea are not delicious.
The system now wants to give Lin Mo a thumbs up: When it comes to seeking death, no one can compare to its host.
Minister Lin picked up a thin and soft branch from the ground and hit Lin Mo's butt with it.
Lin Mo gasped when he was hit, and he suddenly pulled his body forward, causing her to actually push it out!
“Hahahaha! I’m out! I, Lin Mo, am out!”
Lin Mo is now like Sun Wukong coming out of the mountain. Although his butt hurts a lot, he is more filled with joy.
"Don't run away, you little bastard! Give me back my tea leaves!"
Minister Lin shouted angrily from the other side of the wall. That was the tea he had worked so hard to get! He thought he had finished drinking the tea, but it turned out that the little bastard used the tea to cook tea eggs!
Lin Mo was running wildly in front, stroking his butt. If he stopped, he would be a fool.
And the tea eggs cooked with tea leaves really weren't tasty at all. When my dad brought the tea back, he praised it to the sky, but it still tasted like this.
Lin Ran looked at her sister running wildly in front of her, and then looked at her father who had just climbed over the wall. She sighed helplessly and said to Lin Qi: "Let's prepare the medicine. I feel that Mo'er's butt might be a bit miserable today."
Lin Qi thought about the girl who was seeking death, the corners of his mouth twitched and he didn't know what to say.
[Run, run! Your dad is catching up with you! Hurry up and move your legs! ]
The system feels very excited now. It is really great to have such a host to eat melons! She herself is a huge melon field!
Now the whole thing is a game of speed and passion. Lin Mo is running wildly in the front with all his might, and Minister Lin is chasing him madly from behind. The branches in his hands are swinging with a rustling sound, which makes people know how painful it is to be hit by these things.
Lin Mo's face was distorted from running. [No, no, I can't run anymore. Can you turn on the protection mechanism for me later? I will pretend to be a fool then. This way I can fool my father! ]
The system activated the protection mechanism without hesitation. Anyway, it had plenty of energy today, so it didn't feel bad about eating a little bit of other people's food.
[It's open, now it's your turn! 】
When Lin Mo heard this, she turned around and knelt down. Minister Lin did not hear her conversation with the system, but when he saw the girl kneeling down, he did not brake.
The main reason was that the man in front rushed too fast, and this time the man stopped suddenly, and he was not prepared at all.
Seeing that they were about to collide, Minister Lin gritted his teeth and hardened his heart. When he was about to collide, he put his hands on Lin Mo's shoulders. Very good! A perfect vault! This obstacle was passed beautifully!
Lin Mo: ...
The servants nearby: ...
Mrs. Lin and Lin Qi Lin Ran who were watching from a distance: ...
After the whole environment was in a stalemate for a few seconds, a burst of laughter came from Lin Mo's mind, and the system even laughed like a goose.
[Hahaha! Your dad jumped a horse on your head! He jumped over you! Hahahaha! ]
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