The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 54: Lin Mo is surrounded by pigs, and the ministers' houses are on fire
Soon the bandits started fighting with the guards. Lin Mo stood on the periphery riding a pig, not knowing whether he should go in.
The main reason was that the bandits didn't seem to notice her, so her presence didn't seem to be that low.
Minister Lin looked at his silly daughter riding a pig not far away and rolled his eyes in anger.
"What is that girl still doing standing there? Why doesn't she find a place to hide?"
Minister Lin was so anxious that he wanted to rush out by himself, but was stopped by two generals next to him.
"Don't be impulsive, Shangshu. Lady Xiaolin won't be hurt. Even if she is discovered, she won't be hurt. If you rush out now, your safety will not be guaranteed."
Lin Mo didn't know that her father was worried about her safety. She looked at the chaotic scene in front of her and started chatting with the system.
Lin Mo: [These bandits are not crazy, right? How dare a few of them rush down to attack us? Do they really want to die? ]
System: [People die for money, birds die for food. They are originally desperate criminals. Most of them have no relatives or blood relatives in this world, so they simply start to take revenge on society.]
[Oh, their leader has been arrested, the one in the wheelchair. The wheelchair has been confiscated, so they are just a bunch of scattered people, not very smart or good at martial arts. When they saw your team, they rushed over in a fit of rage.]
Lin Mo was standing quite far away, and the voice he spoke was not that loud, so no one else could hear him.
However, one of the bandits spotted Lin Mo riding on the pig. His eyes flashed and he rushed over with a big knife in hand.
"Master Kobayashi!"
The officials exclaimed, and the system directly activated the protection mechanism, and Lin Mo didn't even have time to hide.
But in the next second, everyone's eyes almost fell out when they saw the bandit being thrown away by the pig.
When the bandits rushed over, the big white pig under Lin Mo rushed over directly, hit the bandits with its head, then bit his clothes and threw him to the ground.
Everyone: What kind of magical pig is this? It can be ridden and protect its owner! Its attack power is so strong!
The official next to Minister Lin approached him with a smile, and then asked flatteringly: "Excuse me, do you still have such pigs at home? Can I buy one?"
Minister Lin looked at him like a fool: Are you serious? A great general actually likes this pig! Are you going to charge into battle on a pig in the future?
Lin Mo looked at Zhu Zhu's excellent performance and applauded enthusiastically: "Well done, beautifully done!"
System: [Hahahaha, I was saying that the pigs I transformed could never be ordinary pigs.]
The two people's wild laughter reached everyone's ears. The second prince looked at the pig with envy and suddenly wondered what was going on.
The bandits were quickly dealt with, and the guards were basically not injured. It was normal for the emperor to encounter assassinations when traveling, so the guards around him had high combat power.
Lin Mo rode over on his pig, then patted his pig's butt and said proudly: "Your mount is not as good as mine! It's handsome, so what? It's just for show but not for use!"
These horses look handsome, but they are not as cute as the pigs, and they are not as good at fighting as the pigs.
System: [That’s right, our pigs are the best! Next time if there are bandits again, you rush to the front with a red tasseled spear and ride on a pig, I will give you the maximum protection mechanism! Then I will have someone draw a picture of you, maybe it can be passed down for thousands of years! ]
Lin Mo's blood was boiling with excitement after hearing that. How about another assassination?
[Do you think we will encounter another assassination attempt when we come back? I have to get a red tassel spear. Then Zhu Zhu and I will be invincible. I will also borrow your majesty's painter to draw a few pictures for me. If they are really passed down, I will be really famous, hahahaha! ]
There are not many people who can leave their names in history books, and Lady Kobayashi must be one of them!
Emperor Xuande sighed and said to the Crown Prince in disbelief: "Do you think this system is still working? I can't even imagine Lin Mo charging into battle with a red tasseled spear on a pig. The pig can't even run! She may still be on the road after the battle."
Minister Lin closed his eyes helplessly, what could he do as the image kept lingering in his mind?
The prince suppressed his smile and replied, "Master Xiaolin has good intentions. As for this system, it may be that the system is determined by the owner."
On the following section of the road, Lin Mo became the most popular person, and many ladies were particularly interested in this pig.
Especially when they were resting on the way, the ladies surrounded Lin Mo and asked her about her well-being, just wanting to ride her pig.
"Hahahaha, everyone has a share, take your time, everyone can have a ride," Lin Mo sat on a rock, hugging a young lady with his left hand, holding the hand of another young lady with his right hand, and coaxing a lady with his mouth. She smiled so hard that one could see her back teeth.
Minister Lin looked at this scene and turned his head away with a cry of "Ah", which was unbearable to watch. It was a violation of morals and the world was going downhill! Fortunately, this girl was not a man!
The officials whose wives and daughters had been seduced away looked over there with resentment.
One official even walked up to Minister Lin and asked him seriously, "Are you sure your daughter doesn't like women?"
His wife and two daughters are now surrounding that mischievous devil, asking him about his well-being. His wife is even smiling from ear to ear because of that mischievous devil. He has never seen his wife smile so happily!
Minister Lin: ...How should I answer your question? I also want to know whether she likes a man or a woman. I don’t even expect her to get married in this life.
As soon as the official saw Minister Lin's expression, he knew that he would get no results. As he left, he glared at him and said angrily, "It's all your fault! You didn't teach your daughter well and gave her a pretty face! You're just as charming as before!"
When Minister Lin was young, his appearance was outstanding in the capital. Of course, he is still outstanding now, but now in the capital, young men are valued for their appearance. The young ladies in the capital will not pay much attention to these successful officials, but those married ladies will often miss the elegance of Minister Lin.
Minister Lin, who was scolded for no reason, said: "... What does this have to do with me? It's that little bastard who attracted the attention of others, not me!"
Emperor Xuande took his three sons to sit in the carriage and watch the play, and they were so happy.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Minister Lin is completely being taken out on."
"Oh no! Big brother, our backyard is on fire too!"
The third prince turned around and suddenly saw his own princess feeding grapes to Lin Mo. Lin Mo even touched his wife's hand with a lustful look!
The Crown Prince and the Second Prince immediately looked over with their eyes wide open: !!!
Looking at his three unfortunate sons, Emperor Xuande sighed and shook his head, then thought happily: Fortunately, he did not bring his queen and concubines out, otherwise his harem would also have caught fire.
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