The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The next morning when the court was going to session, everyone was paying attention to whether Lin Mo was there today.

Even Emperor Xuande was quite curious. He originally wanted to excuse the girl from attending the morning court today, but he really couldn't help wanting to watch the show.

"Is she here? Is she here? Why hasn't she come yet? Could it be that she really won't come today?" Emperor Xuande had asked Eunuch Li to go out and check several times.

Eunuch Li shook his head and said, "No, Minister Lin hasn't come yet, but the Shangshu Mansion didn't send anyone to ask for leave, so he should come today."

Finally, when the morning court was about to start, Lin Mo appeared on the stage under the attention of everyone.

It's just that there's something wrong with the way she walks.

The system exclaimed: [Your O-legged, outward-facing walking posture is so domineering! ]

Lin Mo chuckled twice, [What a bullshit! My butt is burning right now. The slightest friction with my clothes makes it uncomfortable. I don’t know why my mother hit me so hard. It was obviously my father who beat me before.]

Minister Lin: ...So when I hit you, it doesn’t hurt, right?

Lin Mo's walking posture undoubtedly made her the most handsome in the crowd. The Third Prince couldn't help but imitate her walking posture when he saw her.

"Tsk, how badly was he beaten last night? If it really doesn't work, you can take a day off today."

When attending court, Lin Mo stood out among the crowd.

Lin Mo: [My butt hurts and burns so much, can you tell me about two melons to distract me? ]

System: [Okay! I really have a big melon here! It belongs to Prince Xin! ]

Prince Xin, sitting in a wheelchair: ...

The attention of other people was immediately drawn to it. Fortunately, everyone was used to multitasking, otherwise it would really delay the handling of national affairs.

Lin Mo glanced at Prince Xin who was sitting in the wheelchair, and really couldn't imagine what was going on with him.

Prince Xin is a gentle, handsome uncle. Even now that he is older, his charm has increased. If he stood up from his wheelchair, he would definitely be even more charming.

What kind of melon could this handsome uncle have?

The system smiled obscenely, and then said: [You don't know this. Since the last incident with the King of Qi ended, everyone knows that the King of Xin is the great hero who defended the country, so his popularity among the people has increased directly. ]

[Some people even started to sell his personal belongings secretly, and told all kinds of legends, and sold them for high prices, but most of them were fake. ]

Lin Mo: [How much is it? How much is it?] This is the only thing she cares about the most.

System: [Minimum fifty taels of silver. The more personal the item is, the higher the price.]

The ministers took a deep breath in their hearts. Is it so expensive? Fifty taels of silver is enough for ordinary people to live a worry-free life for several years.

Emperor Xuande looked at the clothes he was wearing and thought, what if he sold them? He couldn't sell them for less than his younger brother, after all, he was the emperor.

Prince Xin's face had begun to turn slightly red. He usually enjoyed eating other ministers' gossip, but now he understood how other ministers felt when they were noticed by Lin Mo.

System: [Later, this matter reached the ears of Princess Xin. Guess what Princess Xin did.]

Lin Mo and the system immediately understood each other: [She started selling Prince Xin's personal belongings herself! ]

System: [Yes! The most expensive item was a pair of used underwear! And Princess Xin had someone in the mansion sell it. Things that come out of the mansion must be real. This pair of used underwear sold for several hundred taels of silver!]

Lin Mo took a breath and then immediately looked at Prince Xin.

Prince Xin felt a little frightened by her look. What did she want to achieve with that look?

In fact, not only Lin Mo was looking at him, but other ministers including the emperor and the prince were also looking at him.

Especially the emperor, as a poor emperor, why didn't he know about this way of making money! He had a lot of old underwear of all kinds!

After all, Eunuch Li had served the emperor for so long that he knew what the emperor was thinking just by looking at his expression.

Eunuch Li went over and whispered, "Your Majesty, your underwear will definitely not sell. Your underwear can't even cover your buttocks. How can people believe that these are the emperor's underwear?"

Emperor Xuande's excited heart calmed down immediately: "...It's a little torn, so what? Even if it's torn, it was really worn by the emperor! Those people have no taste!"

Prince Xin held the wheelchair with his hands and sighed continuously in his heart.

He said that all his old underwear had disappeared, and that his family seemed to have a little more financial resources recently. It turned out that he got the money from selling his underwear!

Princess! It’s good that you are frugal and manage the household, but can you try another way?

(Princess Xin: No! This is the fastest way to make money!)

Lin Mo had another very important question to ask the system: [Tongzi, are the underwear sold by Princess Xin original or washed? ]

Everyone:...

Prince Xin already looked like he had lost all hope in life. He should have called in sick today! Otherwise, how could he be targeted by this little devil?

The system chuckled twice in a lewd way, and said in a very special tone: [It depends on how the people outside bid, but I have to say that Princess Xin is an honest person, and she is particularly good at satisfying the requirements of each buyer. ]

The sincere husband, Prince Xin:

Wife! Do you know that I lost face because of you today? Prince Xin wanted to cry to the sky.

At this moment, Princess Xin, who was at home with her family tidying up the yard, sneezed.

I have to say that this melon is really a big melon, and it is also a particularly strange melon.

These people have never heard of such things in this era, but there are quite a lot of such things in modern times.

Lin Mo secretly looked at his father, and then said to the system: [You said my father is also a famous third place winner, and the best looking one in recent decades. He is also considered to be the most handsome in the court. If I sell his underwear, the price should be good. ]

[And my brother, he is also very popular in the capital, and is the dream lover of many women. The price of his underwear should not be low.]

Minister Lin's eyes widened: !!! What do you want to do, you bastard!

The system was also shocked by Lin Mo's train of thought: [Are you serious? If you really do this, I think you might be beaten to death. ]

The ministers all cast sympathetic eyes towards Minister Lin. The official standing next to Minister Lin even told him, "Take good care of your underwear and your son's underwear. I think Lord Lin is serious about this."