The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Because he was married, Lin Mo would sometimes receive invitations to gatherings of married ladies.

Lin Mo has never been interested in such gatherings.

After she went there once, she never wanted to go again. All the people there talked about their husbands and children, and no one talked about themselves.

It feels like those people completely abandon themselves after getting married, showing off their husbands, children, and jewelry. I wonder if they still remember what they were like before they got married.

Bai Xiao: "If you don't want to go, then don't go. That Madam Chang is the one who boasted about how successful her five-year-old son was last time. That child was completely blown up by her."

Lin Mo: "Of course, there is no big news. All you have are small gossips about family life. I get tired of them after a few times."

What she wants now are those big melons that can shock people, but recently she feels that people in Beijing are becoming more and more boring.

Looking at the post in his hand, Lin Mo threw it aside.

She might as well play at home with this time. It would be better to go play with Peacock and Stupid Beauty than to play with those people.

Bai Xiao searched hard, wanting to know if there was any big news recently, and he actually found it.

"You can go to this party this time. There's a big news on the scene. It's not something explosive, but it's worth listening to."

Lin Mo’s head immediately stood up. There are melons. If there are melons, that’s another matter. Let’s go!

It seems that these two people went out aggressively. Mrs. Lin: …

As soon as I saw the looks of these two people, I knew something big was going to happen today.

"Come on, let's go out together." There was nothing to do at home anyway, so it might as well go out for a walk.

Mrs. Lin has enjoyed life even more since her visit to modern times, and her main attraction is not having to worry about anything.

Anyway, there is nothing to worry about at home. The only thing I need to worry about is this little bastard at home.

The little bastard has gotten used to worrying about it over the years, so everything else is fine.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were a familiar pair as soon as they went out, one of them became smaller while the other walked forward aggressively.

Other ladies are accompanied by several maids, but Lin Mo is different.

Moreover, she is not in the same league as other ladies. Other ladies are called Madam after their husband's surname, but no one outside calls her Lady Kobayashi.

"Hey, Master Xiaolin is here, please come in."

Lin Mo was basically met with smiling faces wherever she appeared, and wherever she appeared, even some people who didn't come would rush over.

If she doesn't come to the party, it means nothing is going to happen at the party. Simply put, it is not fun.

If she attends a party, it means there must be something interesting going on at the party, and everyone usually goes there with great concern.

Because you don’t know whether this interesting thing will happen to you or someone else. You thought you were here to eat melons, but you might also become that melon.

Bai Xiao: [Walk inside to the long corridor. Do you see the lady in purple? She has a big melon on her body!]

Everyone's ears pricked up at once. Lin Mo strode forward. Those who didn't know would have thought she was going to hit someone.

The lady in purple was urging a young lady to give birth. She was boasting about her own sons and daughters while urging others to have children.

Anyway, people are like this nowadays, Lin Mo is too lazy to listen.

"Mrs. Ji, who are you urging to have a baby today? If you have the time to urge others, you might as well have more children yourself. There's no need to urge others."

Lin Mo didn't have a very good impression of this lady. Last time, she even acted like an elder in front of her and urged her to have a baby.

Is it possible for an ordinary person to control Lady Kobayashi? Don’t you think about what kind of person you are?

The smile on Mrs. Ji's face disappeared as soon as she saw Lin Mo's face.

The last time she was scolded by Lin Mo, she was so humiliated that she didn't go out for half a month. After she returned home, she was scolded by her mother-in-law and husband.

This time she was smart and didn't say anything.

Lin Mo snorted and found a chair to sit down. Seeing that Lin Mo did not argue with her this time, Mrs. Ji breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he started to induce the young lady to give birth again, but the sound was much quieter.

Bai Xiao: [I really don’t know why this person likes to urge others to give birth. She has given birth to four children, and none of them are her husband’s. Is there any need to show off like this?]

Lin Mo: [!!! What the hell, is that what I thought it meant? You weren't here the last time I met this lady. I didn't expect to miss such a big treat. Fortunately, I got to eat it this time!]

The ladies all took a deep breath in their hearts. They didn't expect that Madam Ji, who looked old-fashioned and pedantic, could actually do such a thing. It really shows that one cannot judge a person by his appearance!

Mrs. Ji's eyes went dark and she opened her mouth to refute, but the young lady in front of her slapped her on the mouth.

If you disturb others while they are enjoying the melon, you will be punished by heaven and earth. Even if you are the owner of the melon, you cannot disturb others while they are enjoying the melon!

Mrs. Ji, whose mouth was numb from the beating: …

She really didn't have an affair with anyone. She came from a good family. Her father used to be the chief academic officer of the Imperial College, and he attached the most importance to a woman's chastity. How could she do such a thing!

Bai Xiao: [But it’s not her fault. Her husband couldn’t have children so he kept it a secret from her. All the children she gave birth to are her second uncle’s. Those two brothers were a fraud in marriage!]

Lin Mo's eyes widened. Marriage fraud was not a very rare thing, but it was a bit strange that she had been deceived for so long and had four children without being discovered.

I don’t know whether to say that Mrs. Ji trusts her husband too much, or doesn’t understand her husband enough, or is just too naive.

You don’t even know who you shared the room with at night? This is too outrageous!

Bai Xiao continued: [This Madam Ji values ​​male superiority over female, is not very smart, and favors boys over girls. She believed everything her husband said, which is why she didn't find out for so long.]

[Mr. Ji is from the Ministry of Industry. His position is not very high, but he has a lot of experience. He has no talent but he has never done anything bad. Anyway, he is neither high nor low.]

[Master Ji's younger brother has not married yet and still lives with them. ]

Lin Mo: [Oh my god! So this is to serve the two brothers, right? It's so exciting!]

Mrs. Ji couldn't breathe and her eyes rolled back before she fainted.

The young lady opposite her slapped her to wake her up. She said, "Don't faint! The melon has not been eaten yet!"

This person deserves it. He always mocks women who have no children as old hens that don't lay eggs, and he always induces others to give birth.

She always likes to gossip about others behind their backs. She is jealous of other people's smart children and says that a child who is smart when he is young may not be smart when he grows up.

Others didn't bother with her for the sake of the old priest's face, and she really thought that her status was very high.

This time, she hit a wall. The last time she gave birth to Lin Mo, many people knew that her ending would not be good.

But last time, since she didn’t get the melon, everyone thought she didn’t have any melon. It turned out that it wasn’t because she didn’t want to report it, but the time hadn’t come yet.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were talking very seriously. If you are old-fashioned and pedantic, the most explosive thing will happen to you. Let's see how you can still be old-fashioned and pedantic.

Mrs. Ji sat aside with a pale face, feeling dizzy but unable to faint. Whenever she showed signs of fainting, the young lady next to her would pinch her. She was unable to speak and felt dizzy all over.

Now everyone feels more sympathetic towards her. Although this person is quite annoying, she is also quite pitiful.

If she can accept it, it would be fine. After all, there are some people whose brothers have died and whose sisters-in-law have married their younger brothers.

However, there is still a little difference between the Ji family and this matter, because Lord Ji is still alive.

Lin Mo was very satisfied with the melon. When he left, he did not forget to remind Mrs. Ji to light an extra lamp when she and her husband rested at night.

At least with the lights on, I can tell who my husband is.

Lord Ji and his brother are not twins. Even if they look alike, they are not exactly the same.

As soon as Lin Mo left, the scene went into an uproar, but Lin Mo and Bai Xiao forgot about the matter in a blink of an eye.

Anyway, the melon has been eaten, so there is no need to keep such things in mind.

"Anyway, I don't want to have children. If you want to have children, you can do it. You are a system, so there must be a way."

Bai Xiao: [But I am a man now. When I chose the body, I chose male, which means my body structure is exactly the same as that of a normal man. How can I give birth? I don’t have a uterus.]

Lin Mo: [Then can't you build a uterus for yourself, so that when you give birth, you can just poop it out, right? ]

Bai Xiao was directly silenced by her. Do you really think this method is feasible?

So I put the uterus inside the large intestine, right? What's going on in this person's mind? Why does it seem like people were not smart in ancient times, but are quite normal now?

Could it be a problem with the air in ancient times?

[Please be a little more normal. I can't exchange my uterus. Even if I exchange my uterus, I can't put it inside the large intestine. I feel like you've wasted your biology studies.]

Lin Mo chuckled, "Isn't this what everyone is urging me to do? I know my physical fitness isn't that good. I got sick a lot when I was a kid. Although my physical fitness has improved over the past few years, what if something happens again?"

[My parents are afraid that I will get sick, and if I get sick it will be a serious illness, so what can they do about it?]

[And Doctor Zhao said that my body is not suitable for having children. ]

The words of Imperial Doctor Zhao who knows flying needles are still credible. Now Imperial Doctor Zhao has become the head of the Imperial Medical Bureau, and his medical skills are extraordinary.

Doctor Zhao examined Lin Mo the last time she was sick. She was weak when she came out of the mother's womb. Although she has recovered a lot now, it is still better not to have a baby.

Bai Xiao sighed: [I am very open-minded about this matter. I am a system in the first place and logically I don’t have any offspring, so if I don’t want to have any children, then I don’t have to. It’s fine for the two of us to play together for the rest of our lives.]

[If you like children, don’t you have nephews and nieces?]

That's right, the two of them reached an agreement immediately.

The Lin family was also very open-minded about whether the two of them had children or not.

Anyway, these two people have always had childish personalities. They still feel uneasy about having children, so it’s fine if they don’t.

As for continuing the family line, the Lin family doesn't worry about this. Bai Xiao is a system so there is no need to worry about it, so this is not a problem.

What happened at this banquet was indeed quite shocking.

After the emperor knew about it, he went to ask the old priest.

The old chief priest who had been retired for many years rolled his eyes and fainted. Fortunately, Doctor Zhao had excellent flying needle skills and woke him up with just one shot.

Even the old national teacher came to see him, after all, they had known each other for so many years.

There are only a few people of their generation still alive.

"Oh, why are you so anxious? Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Isn't your daughter's life pretty good? And now you have a son and a daughter. Wasn't she living a good life even though she didn't know about this before? Just pretend you don't know now."

The old national master is very open-minded. He lives a good life without descendants. His two disciples are both very filial. One is quite old-fashioned and the other is quite open-minded. They are perfect.

The old priest opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't utter a single word.

When the old national teacher saw him like this, he covered his mouth with his hand and said, "Stop talking. I know everything. You have always been an old-fashioned person. I know you must feel bad for having such a thing happen to your daughter, but it is not your daughter's fault."

"You chose this son-in-law yourself, didn't you? Your daughter can't be blamed for your son-in-law's inability to give birth. Don't think of bringing him back to punish him. You always say that a daughter who is married off is like spilled water. Even if you want to punish him, you should find your son-in-law. This is all his fault."

Old Priest: ...Can you let me say a word while you keep on talking?

The old national teacher said: "I see you are quite free now. It must be boring to live alone. Come on, I will take you to the mountain! Come with me to the mountain!"

The old priest said: "No, I won't go!"

Old Imperial Master: "Go! Hahaha, I knew you wanted to go. Go, go, go! Someone! Carry the person away!"

Doctor Zhao who was watching all this nearby said:... The Imperial Master is indeed amazing. He left me speechless after what he did.

After this incident, no one dared to urge Lin Mo to give birth, or rather, no one dared to urge the Lin family to give birth.

With just one thing, all the future worries were eliminated. Even the ladies in the capital city began to be more cautious in their words. After returning home, all the gentlemen warned their wives not to meddle in other people's family affairs and just take care of their own family affairs.