The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Early the next morning, Lin Mo was woken up by his father to welcome the second prince of Western Xinjiang.

"Dad, this is your job, you can go by yourself, why do you have to bring me along? Today is a rare day without court, can't you let me have a good rest?"

Lin Mo was being carried away. The expression on her face was extremely hopeless, and there were two huge dark circles under her eyes.

Last night she stayed up until midnight to carve something. The inspiration was unstoppable, so she had to do it while the inspiration came.

Minister Lin used his other hand to help her put her hat on properly, and then said unhappily, "Do you think I am willing to take you there? It was the Emperor who asked me to take you there. Lord Li also has to go there to record it, and as his subordinate, you must follow him."

"I'm warning you, you'd better behave yourself, or I'll come back and show you how I'll deal with you!"

Lin Mo: ...

How can I be restless? I am well-behaved every day, okay?

She is the type who basically doesn't say a word during court sessions and just stands there obediently. Isn't that restless?

(Everyone: You don’t say anything with your mouth, but your mental activities are quite interesting.)

The system looked at her like this and comforted her, saying, "Oh, it's okay, it's okay. I'll tell you a few more melons later and you'll be refreshed!"

Minister Lin's hand trembled, and he almost threw Lin Mo out.

Lin Mo was horrified, and immediately hugged his father's thighs with his hands and feet, and said with a trembling voice: "Dad, even if you don't like me, don't throw me out, I am your biological child after all!"

Minister Lin: ...If you were not my biological child, you would have flown away by now.

It's already this late and you're still watching the show. Although he's also quite curious, can't you just be quiet for a while?

The emperor did not need to be present in person to receive an envoy from a small country, so the Ministry of Rites was responsible for the reception and the historian was responsible for recording.

Lin Mo followed his father expressionlessly, waiting for the second prince.

System: [Here it comes! ]

As the system spoke, everyone quickly looked into the distance.

Sure enough, I saw the envoys from Western Xinjiang coming. The one sitting on the horse and walking in front should be the second prince of Western Xinjiang.

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at the second prince carefully, then said with disdain: [Do foreigners have such thick hair? Isn't this second prince only 28 years old, a little older than our crown prince, but why does he look like he is in his thirties or forties to me! ]

[And looking at his big beard, I always feel that he stinks. ]

The system echoed, "Your feeling is correct. The Second Prince of Xijiang hasn't bathed for half a month. He is indeed stinking, but he has covered it up with perfume."

Everyone's expression changed suddenly, and there was disgust in their eyes.

The expression on Minister Lin's face suddenly fell. He hoped that the Second Prince would not hear what this little bastard said, otherwise the peace between the two countries would be ruined.

Eunuch Li also followed in disguise. What he wanted to find out was whether this foreigner could hear what Lin Mo and the system said.

"Wul greets all the gentlemen," the Second Prince of Xijiang performed the traditional salute of their country and looked quite honest.

As the Minister of Rites, Minister Lin directly began to communicate with the Second Prince, and the two of them tested each other.

Lin Mo stood nearby and had no idea what they were saying, but the two looked too close to each other, and it felt like they were very intimate when they talked.

[Tongzi? What is my father doing flirting with this second prince? And he is so close to him, doesn't he think this second prince stinks? Be careful or I will tell my mother about him flirting with other men! ]

Lord Li, who was standing next to her, rolled his eyes when he heard her words and was choked by his own saliva.

Mr. Xiaolin, don't talk nonsense about this matter! He is your biological father!

The system is also a fool. It doesn't have any crooked thoughts and just says whatever it sees.

[That shouldn't be the case. Your father loves your mother very much. The Second Prince of Xijiang also likes beautiful women instead of handsome men. As for why they act so close, it may just be a courtesy.]

The officials behind him were almost going crazy with their heads down, and their emotions were extremely complicated.

One is that he is afraid that Lin Mo’s secret will be discovered by people from other countries, and the other is that he wonders why this little ancestor eats melons regardless of the occasion!

However, judging from the expressions of the other envoys, it seemed that they could not hear the conversation between Lord Kobayashi and the system.

Eunuch Li pretended to have misheard and asked someone if he had heard a woman's voice.

The man shook his head in confusion. How could there be any woman's voice? Except for the dwarf at the back, who was not sure whether he was a man or a woman, weren't all the others men?

The dwarf——Lin Mo.

After receiving a positive reply, Eunuch Li felt relieved. It seemed that only people in their country could hear the voice of this little ancestor.

After the pleasantries, everyone present went to the palace to pay homage to the emperor.

Eunuch Li left early, after all, this matter had to be reported to the emperor in advance.

"It's good that they can't hear it. If they can't hear it, then we have the advantage. From now on, wherever there are envoys, grab that little girl Xiao Lin and bring her here. Even if she is useless, she has to make us listen to a few more jokes from people from other countries!"

Eunuch Li:...

It's over. The emperor is becoming more and more unserious. He used to suppress himself when he had no money, but now that the national treasury has a little bit of money, he has let himself go.

Especially now there is a devil who is always waiting for the world to be in chaos and eats melons.

"Ur pays respect to His Majesty the Emperor. Long live His Majesty!"

The second prince of Western Xinjiang saluted Emperor Xuande respectfully. To be honest, this second prince was completely different from the second prince of his own country.

The second prince of my country is handsome and gentle, but this second prince looks like a bear.

I don't know what ability he has to attract those stepmothers. Could it be that their aesthetic standards in Western Xinjiang are different?

Lin Mo: [System, how did the second prince attract his 122 stepmothers when he looks like this? Was it his skills in bed? Or do his stepmothers like him not to take a bath and like him to have a lot of hair?]

"Puff!" The third prince spat out the tea in his mouth without paying attention.

Everyone looked at the Third Prince, who smiled dryly and said, "The tea is too hot."

The tea was too hot. It was obvious that everyone was shocked by Lin Mo's words. Everyone present was very surprised and were secretly looking at the Second Prince of Xijiang.

Well, there is a lot of hair, and he doesn’t like to take a bath. With so much hair and yet he doesn’t take a bath, no wonder there are so many spices there. Is it to cover up the smell?

The second prince of Xijiang always felt that many eyes were staring at him, but when he turned around, he found that these officials were all looking at themselves and no one was looking at him.

Isn't that right? Could it be that he was wrong?

Officials: Phew! That was a close call! We were almost discovered!

The emperor above was speechless when he saw his subjects secretly looking at others like thieves.

Every time the Second Prince of Xijiang turned his head, the people behind him would quickly retract their heads and eyes. It really looked quite magical when such a large group of people did this action together.

Although their movements were small, the emperor sitting above could see them clearly.

Emperor Xuande looked at Eunuch Li speechlessly, and both of them had the same helpless look in their eyes.

Could these people not be so obvious?