The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Looking at this letter of accusation, the King of Zhennan raised a deep question, "Isn't this little girl Lin Mo able to write well now? Isn't she already over ten years old?"

This shouldn't be the case. The Lin family has been a family of scholars for generations and they should attach great importance to their children's education. How could such chicken-claw-like handwriting be written by a Lin family member?

Prince Zhennan found a good excuse for Lin Mo, "It should be a maid or a servant who wrote it for her. This girl has always been lazy. She probably was too lazy to write so she asked someone else to write it for her."

After he finished speaking, he nodded. It must be like this, absolutely like this.

Ji Qianhua: ...Father, you really think too much.

You also know that the girl is very lazy, so why do you think she can practice calligraphy?

Ji Qianhua decided to break his father's fantasy. He stared at his father's eyes seriously and said, "Father, I am sure and certain that this letter was definitely written by Lin Mo. I grew up with her, and I know exactly what her level is."

"She performed exceptionally well in this letter. Otherwise, the two of us would definitely not be able to understand it. Even if we gathered all the soldiers in the barracks, they would not be able to understand it. She definitely performed exceptionally well in order to make the two of us understand it."

Only two people could understand what the little girl wrote, namely Minister Lin and Madam Lin. No one else could understand what she wrote.

Prince of Zhennan: ...No way, don’t the couple care about this little one? That shouldn’t be the case.

Seeing the expression on the face of the Prince of Zhennan, Ji Qianhua began to explain: "That girl Mo'er is now a troublemaker. No one's words are effective at home. She gets beaten every day. She is the kind of person who will tear down the house if she is not punished for three days."

"She does read a lot of books, but they are all random miscellaneous books. Once she reads a serious book, she will fall asleep after a while. Once she goes to the study, it's even worse. She will snore in half an incense stick of time."

The Prince of Zhennan was stunned when he heard that. "Then, then your uncle and aunt don't care about her?"

Ji Qianhua sighed, "Why not? No matter how hard she tries, she will probably beat her up. But that girl always turns a deaf ear to what others say, and she will forget what she promised in a blink of an eye."

"And she does all sorts of weird things every day. You know she always calls me Brother Jiji, right?"

Prince Zhennan nodded. Is there anything wrong with this title? It is normal for children to speak incompletely and use reduplications. It is also normal that they will not change their way of speaking after growing up and getting used to it.

"When she was little, she called bull whips and horse whips 'Jiji'. I didn't think anything of it at the time, and I didn't expect that this name would be associated with my name. Later, one day, I asked her why she didn't call me Brother Ji. Do you know what she said?"

Prince Zhennan shook his head. Although he went back less often, he knew that the girl had a quirky personality and her thoughts and behaviors were a little different from those of ordinary children.

"Don't keep me in suspense and just tell me. Why have you become so indecisive since I sent you back? Just say what you want to say!"

I learn all this messy stuff from scholars, but I don’t know how to learn something good.

Ji Qianhua said expressionlessly: "She said that when I was a child, I had a big head and a small body, and looked especially like Niu Jiji."

King of Zhennan: ...

Seeing his son's hopeless look, the Prince of Zhennan smiled dryly, patted his shoulder and comforted him, "Hahaha, it's normal for a child to have weird ideas. Your head was really big when you were a child. I even asked a doctor to see you at the time, and the doctor said there was nothing wrong, it was just a big head."

"Look, you look pretty good now, with a well-proportioned figure, looking good."

Ji Qianhua looked at his father's mouth which was twitching wildly and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

Laugh, laugh. Anyway, the whole family laughed when we heard this reason.

Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin's eyes widened. These were not words a little girl could say!

"But I still have a question. How did she see the bullwhip? Could it be that your Uncle Lin saw it when he was eating it?"

When talking about this, Prince Zhennan's eyes sparkled.

Lin Huan is not that old, is he using this to replenish himself now? His body is too weak, he must exercise after becoming an official.

As soon as he saw his father's expression, Ji Qianhua knew what he was thinking, "Father, please put away that smile on your face. It's not what you think."

"That girl walks around the streets every day and asks about all sorts of things, so she naturally knows a lot. You and I don't know as much as she does."

"When he was one or two years old, he would sneak out to play. When he came back at night, he would be severely beaten. After his wounds healed, he would run out again. He only remembered the food but not the beating."

Ji Qianhua really admires Lin Mo's character and courage. Doesn't it hurt to be beaten every day? Can't he be a little more obedient?

After listening to Ji Qianhua's description of Lin Mo, Prince Zhennan liked Lin Mo even more. This girl's personality suited his temper!

"That's right, you were too timid when you were little. If you were as brave as Moer, I wouldn't have sent you away."

Sending the child back for protection was one reason, and letting him study was another, but the main reason was that children are timid. Ji Qianhua didn't like to interact with people when he was young, and he was cold and indifferent when he first arrived at the Lin family.

To be honest, Prince Zhennan now feels that his son is quite strange. He has become shameless and talks a lot of moral principles because he has read so much.

He also speaks in a literary tone. When he first came, he looked like a pale scholar. Later on, he gradually became better, but his speech is still in an literary tone.

"When the war here is over, I have to go and have a good exchange of feelings with that girl. Going back for just one or two days every year is simply not enough for us to have fun."

Prince Zhennan couldn't remember how many years he had been guarding here. He had been here since the late emperor was still alive. Later, when the late emperor passed away, wars broke out here and he didn't even have time to go back for the funeral.

After that, he only went back once a year. After all, he couldn't leave this place without him. The main reason was that the people under him had not been fully trained yet. It would be fine once they were trained.

However, because of Lin Mo's letter of accusation, she did have a separate letter, but it was written by Prince Zhennan.

The handwritings of these two people are not very good-looking, so they can be said to have met a soulmate. The handwritings they received from each other were: one is "dog crawling" and the other is "chicken claws".

I can understand the meaning of the word "dog crawling", but I really have to guess the meaning of the word "chicken claws".

Sometimes he would draw a few emoticons on it to express his emotions. Lin Mo has a deep understanding of modern emoticons.

Time passed very quickly. Lin Qi and Lin Ran had become the most famous young masters and young ladies from aristocratic families in the capital, while Lin Mo had become the most famous melon-eating king in the streets and alleys.

But one day, when she was carrying a small stool and was about to go home after listening to the gossip of her neighbors, another voice suddenly appeared in her head.

[The melon-eating system is bound, please choose whether to agree or not. 】

When Lin Mo heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said that she was Feng Aotian!

If she could encounter such an amazing thing as time travel, then a system shouldn't be a big deal.

[Agree, agree, fully agree, bind now! ]

Listening to these exciting words, the melon-eating system: ...Why do I feel like something is not right?

Doesn't this host even ask about its origins?

System: [Host, aren't you worried that I'm a bad system? ]

Lin Mo: [I don’t care whether you are good or bad, the protagonist has a system, so what if I have one! I want both the good and the bad! ]

Lin Mo is now in such a good mood that she is almost in heaven. What does it mean to be the chosen one? She is the chosen one!

Good or bad, what does it matter? Just bind us first!

System: ...something feels even more wrong.

It picked the laziest person nearby, but it seemed that this laziest person was a little bit mentally unstable.

[Well, let me introduce myself. I am the melon-eating system. You know what eating melon means, right?]

As soon as it bound to Lin Mo, it detected that Lin Mo had a memory that did not belong to this era. However, this was not a big deal. There were many strange people among people, so having a strange memory was nothing.

Lin Mo: [Of course I understand. Even though I have lived in this world for more than ten years, I still remember some modern things very clearly. You are the gossip system. Are you a man or a woman? The gossip-loving system should be the aunt system.]

The system yelled in frustration: [Please don’t insult me! I am a male system! A male!]

Men also have a melon-eating system. Isn’t the system genderless? Why does this system emphasize that it is male?

Lin Mo's mind is full of question marks now. She has been asking questions all the way, and the system is almost driven crazy by her.

But Lin Mo returned home with the voice-over, which shocked Minister Lin and Madam Lin.

There was no one here so why were there some very strange noises, and they seemed to be able to hear the voice of their own little bastard.

Lin Mo fed the system a lot of gossip along the way. Anyway, she heard that the system collected energy and the energy was good for her, so she just fed it.

Everyone had their own thoughts during the dinner. Lin Ran and Lin Qi wanted to say something, but were stopped by their parents.

After this meal, they discovered that this thing calling itself a system didn't seem to be very smart.

System: [I can tell you! Among all the systems, I am the one who rules above all others!]

Lin Mo: [Wow! Then you are equivalent to the prime minister, then why do you need to carry out tasks as a prime minister? Can't you just let others do it? Don't you have real power as a prime minister? ]

System: [Uh... I didn't want to come either. I did something earth-shattering, and then I was kicked out.]

It was unwilling to come to this world, it was kicked here by the main system.

Lin Mo asked curiously: [What's the big deal? ]

System: [We eat energy, don’t we? I follow the main system and eat and drink from him. I had a quarrel with him some time ago, and then I secretly fed him negative energy. I tell you, I am almost there and I can take the top position! ]

When talking about its ability to get promoted, the system's tone was particularly excited, but there was a bit of silliness in this excitement.

The Lin family member who was listening quietly nearby: ...So you were demoted here?

Lin Mo was also speechless. [So you were sent here because you were a winner and loser. ]

The system was immediately unhappy when it heard this, [What do you mean by being sent here? I just made him have diarrhea for a few days. He is so stingy that he would argue with me over such a small matter.]

As the main system, if it absorbs some negative energy, it will at most cause some minor problems. Is it necessary to kick it over? It hasn't learned all the skills yet.

Everyone: ...It's not a question of being stingy or not these days. The main system is being merciful by sparing your life.

At this moment, the main system in the system space was cursing in pain.

"It always said it wanted to replace me. It turns out what it said was true. This idiot actually has such an IQ!"

The flattering system next to him said: "Master system, I have long told you that you cannot keep the melon-eating system around, but you just don't believe me. Have you forgotten the lesson from the last melon-eating system?"

The main system kicked it and said, "What do you know? This melon-eating system is a fool. Even if it wanted to harm me, it wouldn't use such a simple method. But it almost succeeded in usurping the throne. This time, I must make it work hard for me, eat my food and drink my drinks, and give me diarrhea. It must be so proud that it will die."

I am indeed quite proud of it. The melon-eating system has been having a very comfortable time these days, with different melons to eat every day.

What surprised it the most was that the host could actually create melons automatically. It was simply a mobile melon field.

Sure enough, this host is bound correctly!

After observing for a few days, the Lin family found that this melon-eating system was not a proper system, and they also secretly told the emperor about this matter.

The emperor also sent people to follow him secretly, and later discovered that this man was addicted to listening to all kinds of gossip every day.

However, it seems that this melon-eating system can be utilized. If we can use this ability to benefit the country, it will be a great benefit!

It didn't take long for the officials in the court to know about this, but some people still didn't believe it.

Lin Mo and the melon-eating system didn't know they were being targeted. They were still happily eating melons every day until Lin Mo was suddenly arrested and made an official.

Minister Lin also used this excuse to deliberately seek an official position for Lin Mo. Otherwise, he was really worried about what would happen to this girl after their marriage. It would be good if she could make herself familiar to the emperor in the court!