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Chapter 306: Childhood: Parents are close, Lin Mo farts
When Lin Mo heard this, he shouted even louder. He had been missing the whole day and had never come back so late before. Dad must be letting himself go!
In this dynasty, people were allowed to take concubines. Could it be that he was seduced away by some woman?
She has to help her mother take good care of her father. If her father dares to betray her mother, she will run away from home with her mother when she grows up and find a better one for her mother!
(Minister Lin: You are truly a filial daughter.)
As Minister Lin approached the room, he heard a familiar voice coming from inside.
After coming back, he went to see the other two children first. The other two children were already asleep. It has become his habit to come back to see the children every day.
It's just that now this little one has made his home here with them.
"Sigh~~~", this long sigh reflected his mood at the moment.
"Ma'am, I'm back. I had a lot to do today so I came back late."
Mrs. Lin came forward and asked him to take off his official hat, then said, "You are finally back. Your daughter was so worried that she started to get restless when it got dark, and she kept looking out the door while she was feeding."
Hearing this, Minister Lin's heart suddenly warmed up.
Although his daughter was noisy, he was still very considerate and it was worth it for him to hold her and coax her every day.
"Mo'er, come here, let daddy hug you. Have you missed daddy today?" Minister Lin went over and picked up Lin Mo.
Lin Mo: Look at my sensitive nose! Smell whether there is any other woman's perfume on dad! No, in this era it should be called the smell of spices!
Lin Mo pushed her head everywhere, sometimes to Minister Lin's face, sometimes to his neck. The problem was that she was drooling while moving.
Minister Lin's face and neck were covered with saliva. It could be said that his face was washed with the saliva.
Mrs. Lin was almost dying of laughter, "Moer's favorite is you after all. She is not so enthusiastic about us."
Lin Mo: That’s different. I don’t have to worry about any wild men when it comes to my mother.
Mm! Daddy's body is clean and smells good, without the smell of other women.
Minister Lin touched his face and to be honest, he had three children, but the first two had never smeared saliva on his face. At most, they just put a little saliva on his face.
He is now used to this girl washing his face with her saliva every day. No wonder people say that he smells like milk. How could he not smell like milk?
Minister Lin held Lin Mo in his arms and coaxed him to sleep while he talked to Madam Lin about what happened today.
"I go to court smelling like milk every day. This is not okay. I am a grown man and now I smell like milk every day. Although I have found an excuse, there will definitely be people who don't believe it."
Mrs. Lin's cheeks were already red from laughing. She wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "What can I do? This child just loves to stick to you."
Minister Lin looked at his wife like this, and he pulled her over and kissed her very naturally, "Madam, please help me think of a solution. If this continues, I will lose all my face."
The little light bulb has fallen asleep at this moment. Anyone who has used the Daddy brand cradle knows that it is absolutely top-notch!
The friendship between the parents is almost tearing, and Lin Mo's saliva is already tearing.
Children drool a lot. Lin Mo sometimes doesn't know why he drools so much, but he just can't control it.
Madam Lin leaned on Minister Lin's arms and thought for a while, then said, "Why don't you get up every day and take a bath before leaving? Use more scented soap, and that will cover up the milky smell."
Minister Lin hugged his wife with a helpless look on his face, "How can I have time to bathe every morning? This little ancestor starts to make trouble every morning, and I have to set aside time to coax her. Every day when I go to court, I am always in a hurry, how can I have time to bathe."
Unless I don't hold this little ancestor, but that's totally impossible.
Mrs. Lin looked at her husband's helpless expression and touched his face with amusement, "What can your daughter do? She can only bear it. Anyway, you have found an excuse and others can believe it or not."
His parents' night was full of love and affection, while Lin Mo's night was full of farts.
"Puff puff puff puff~" After the two parents finished being intimate, they suddenly heard a sound like thunder, which scared them.
The main thing is that the bed is shaking.
Looking at the little man sleeping beside them, the Lin family couple said: …
How can a person as small as a palm fart so loudly? His stomach must be filled with farts.
Suddenly, Mrs. Lin remembered something very important.
"Is your medicine effective? Are you sure I won't get pregnant again?"
The younger one was conceived unexpectedly. Originally, the couple had decided not to have children since they already had a son and a daughter.
But she got pregnant in the end. Now Minister Lin has shamelessly asked the Imperial Hospital for a medicine that can be used as a contraceptive for men.
It does no harm to the body. After all, it was once served to the emperor.
Some emperors do not want a certain concubine to get pregnant, but they have to pamper her during this period. They cannot give this concubine medicine, as it would be troublesome if the truth were revealed. The emperor wants to be absolutely sure.
Dayong had a puppet emperor before, so this was a helpless move. Otherwise, which emperor would be willing to take the risk on himself, and which emperor would not value his life.
Therefore, the Imperial Medical Bureau developed this medicine. When you want to use contraception, just take one pill once every half a month. After stopping the medicine and resting for two or three months, women will be able to become pregnant normally.
Minister Lin was quite grateful to the previous emperor. If it weren't for him, this medicine would never have been developed.
Most of the contraceptives developed today are suitable for women, and are extremely harmful to women's bodies. He is reluctant to let his wife suffer.
"Madam, don't worry. This medicine is very safe. I have already asked the Imperial Hospital for the formula. Just have it verified when you need to use it. You will definitely not get pregnant again."
He wouldn't be able to bear it if there was another one. This little one is already noisy enough. If there was an even more noisy one, then he wouldn't be able to live like this.
Lin Mo has always slept very soundly since he was a child, and when he woke up this time, it was already morning again.
She would feel safe if she woke up in the morning and was still on daddy's belly. If she was not on daddy's belly, she would kick daddy hard.
Fortunately, Minister Lin would put Lin Mo back on his stomach every day. It was really painful when this little kid kicked his feet!
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