The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Seeing that Lin Mo was beginning to lose control, everyone quickly held down her hand holding the wine glass.

"Master Xiaolin, stop drinking. You are already drunk and cannot drink anymore!"

Lin Mo slapped away the hand that was blocking him, and said incoherently: "Don't stop me, keep playing the music and dancing! I can still continue drinking!"

The system sighed: [You are still playing music and dancing. You probably can’t go home in your current state. I can imagine what will happen to you when you go home.]

There is no way to escape the four-person mixed doubles.

The wife of the Dali Temple's Junior Secretary saw her like this and felt that she could not return home, so she planned to have her sent back to the Shangshu Mansion.

"Master Xiaolin, please take a rest here for a while and I will have someone take you back later."

When Lin Mo heard that he was going to be sent back, he jumped onto the chair.

The people around her were shocked by her action. What was she doing? Was she trying to go to heaven?

Lin Mo grabbed the peacock by the hair and dragged him over. He then gave Madam Shaoqing a silly smile and said, "No, no, why should I trouble you to send me back? I brought a mount with me. I can just ride the peacock back later."

The system groaned, with a distressed tone: [I should have reminded you when you first drank. You are polite when you shouldn’t be polite, and you are not polite when you should be polite. You actually want to ride on someone else’s son back home! What a sin! ]

Although a lot of energy has been collected today, the system really feels that the host is dancing on top of someone else's family!

Lin Mo's words not only exploded the system, but also left everyone present speechless.

Hua Kongque looked even more hopeless, "Master Xiaolin, please look carefully. I am a person, not your mount."

Hua Kongque now regrets very much why he provoked Lin Mo. If he had not caused trouble for Lin Mo today, would all this not have happened?

But it's too late to say anything now. He has experienced how it is easy to invite a god but difficult to send him away.

Lin Mo patted the peacock's head, and then said to the system: [How come my peacock can talk? Has it become a spirit? ]

After she finished talking to the system, she happily shared it with others: "Look! The peacock I raised has become a spirit! It can actually talk! No, I have to ride it back to let my dad take a look!"

She was originally standing on the chair, and everyone saw her raising her feet to step over it, and they all panicked.

"Hurry up and control her!"

The peacock looked as if he had lost all hope in life. Some people might wonder why he didn't run away.

His whole head of hair was grabbed by this person, where could he run to? He didn't want his head anymore!

The wife of the Dali Temple's Junior Secretary's mouth was almost grinning to the back of her head. Although it was her own son who suffered, this matter was really funny!

The other three young men who were eating for free were stunned by this scene. They even looked at the clothes they were wearing. Fortunately, the colors were quite plain and elegant, so they would not be mistaken for animals.

The entire system is numb, it is a melon-eating system. Logically, it should eat other people's melons, but since it was bound to this host, it has actually eaten a lot of the host's melons. It's amazing!

Lin Mo was quickly helped down, and she looked dissatisfied when she was helped down.

"Don't stop me from going to heaven! I am an immortal in heaven! I cannot stand on the ground! I cannot be touched by the mortal world!"

The servants around were almost going crazy trying to hold back their laughter. The three young masters lowered their heads and started pretending to be cowards, but their trembling shoulders still gave them away.

The Shaoqing of Dali Temple looked at Lin Mo who was so drunk that he didn't know the world, then picked up the wine and took a look. Logically speaking, a little ordinary wine should not make people so drunk. He treated people as animals and still wanted to go to heaven.

However, after looking at the wine bottle, the Shaoqing of Dali Temple finally understood, and he kicked his son.

"You stole my wine again! This jar of wine has been buried under the tree for ten years! And it's strong liquor, most people can't stand it! Look how drunk you made him!"

No wonder people get so drunk, it turns out they drank the wrong kind of wine.

The system was speechless. It said that even if the host was drunk, he would not be unable to recognize people. The last time he went to the rooftop, he was so drunk that he still recognized his father and brother.

Lin Mo saw the Dali Temple Shaoqing kicking the peacock and suddenly became anxious: "Why are you kicking my mount? Don't you have a mount yourself?"

Dali Temple Shaoqing:...

Peacock: ...

The Dali Temple Shaoqing said angrily: "This is not your mount, this is clearly my mount!"

Isn't his son his?

Hua Kongque said silently: "Excuse me, can I be a human being?"

He will never wear such colorful clothes again! It really hurts his self-esteem!

Everyone else can be a person, why does he want to be a mount! He also has a nickname, Peacock! His real name is Wei Zhengan, what a nice name, he is not a peacock, let alone a mount!

After hearing what the Dali Temple Shaoqing said, Lin Mo actually started to think, [System, is this mount really not mine? ]

The system replied helplessly: [It’s not yours, it really belongs to someone else, and it’s their biological child! ]

When Lin Mo heard the system's words, his eyes widened instantly, and then he stared at the Shaoqing of Dali Temple.

Everyone was stunned by her action, and the lady asked curiously, "Why are you staring at him?"

Lin Mo staggered back two steps and said cautiously: "How can you give birth to a peacock by yourself! So you are a demon, right?"

“Hahahahahaha”, the three young men who were watching the show couldn’t help themselves. It was the first time in all these years that they encountered such a bizarre thing. It was amazing!

This meal is really worthwhile. No wonder my father and brothers in the family like to attend the morning court so much. If it were them, they would like to go too!

This Lord Kobayashi is so funny.

The Shaoqing of Dali Temple didn't want to continue talking to Lin Mo. This was totally irrelevant. He felt like he was about to be mad to death!

"Hurry up and send her back."

Lin Mo was finally helped to walk away, and she looked reluctant as she walked: "I'll leave my mount here with you guys for now! I'll come pick him up when I have time!"

The peacock shouted angrily: "You are the mount! I am a human! Do you know that?"

When the news of this farce reached the palace, the emperor laughed so hard that he almost rolled off his throne.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect this girl from the Lin family to be so fun when she's drunk. When she comes to the palace someday, you can get her to drink a little. I wonder who she'll use as a mount next time."

Eunuch Li: "...Your Majesty, don't think so. A drunk person has no reason at all. What if she treats you as a mount?"

When the emperor heard what Eunuch Li said, the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

Forget it, he still prefers to be a human being, so let the son of the Dali Temple Shaoqing be the mount.