The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Although he was asked by his father to sit next to him, Lin Mo felt as if he had a sore on his butt and he was not at all comfortable sitting there.

Seeing Lin Mo twisting and turning in his seat, Minister Lin said speechlessly: "Do you have a sore on your butt? You can't even sit still."

Lin Mo grabbed Minister Lin's sleeve and said coquettishly, "Dad, I want to sit over there. There may be a show later. Please don't trap me here."

Although this place is in the front, it is not the best viewing position.

Lin Mo: [I've already seen it, the location over there at Jikengkeng is the best viewing spot.]

Bai Xiao: [Yes, but those sitting over there are all royal relatives, and Ji Qianhua is the prince of the royal palace. It would be inappropriate for him to sit in that position.]

Minister Lin: ...Should we ask the Emperor to step down and give up his position to you? I have so many ideas every day.

But looking at Lin Mo's pitiful look with his eyes wide open, Minister Lin finally relented.

“Don’t run around and bump into other people.”

Hearing Minister Lin say this, Lin Mo suddenly became lively.

"Don't worry, Daddy. There's no way I would bump into anyone. I'm very steady."

Minister Lin: ...You are really confident in yourself.

Halfway through the meal, performances did begin. First, there were musical instruments and dances by the Palace Music Bureau, and then there was a performance by a young man and a young lady from a certain family.

The young ladies were good at playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but Lin Mo felt a little sleepy after listening to these songs, they were all too slow.

[Xiaobai, why am I so sleepy after listening to their music? Aren’t there any songs with strong rhythm and impact? ]

After hearing this, everyone was ready to go. They absolutely could not let this little ancestor look down on them, so they would give her a shocking blow later.

The song performed by the next girl was indeed quite impactful, but Lin Mo still felt that it was not powerful enough.

[Not bad, not bad, but the murderous intent is not shown. ]

Everyone: ...You're even starting to make comments.

But this piece of music is indeed a war song, and the girl certainly did not play it with murderous intent.

These girls in the capital have never seen the cruelty of war, so it is normal that they cannot play music that exudes murderous intent.

But everyone was quite surprised. It turned out that this little ancestor was not as uncultured as they thought. He still had some good qualities.

Maybe it's the preconceived impression that Lin Mo just eats, drinks and plays every day, so everyone's impression of him is also that he eats, drinks and plays, and he uses idioms inaccurately, which makes everyone really think that he is not well educated.

In fact, her cultural level is quite good. She knows a lot about modern and ancient times, but she is just too lazy to use her brain and does everything indiscriminately. After all, she has been here for more than ten years and has been influenced by her parents and siblings every day.

Although my handwriting isn't as beautiful as theirs and I'm not as talented as them, I can still make some comments.

[I want my brother Ji Ji to go up and perform a sword dance, the same one he performed for my sister yesterday. I didn’t get enough of watching him yesterday. Although Ji Ji is a bit of a jerk, his martial arts skills are really good.]

Brother Jiji? Everyone turned their eyes to Ji Qianhua.

It was the first time they heard someone use a surname as a reduplication.

Ji Qianhua who was being secretly watched by everyone: ...You want me to fulfill your wish so you can call me Brother Ji Ji, right? Normally you are just an annoying jerk, right?

Ji Qianhua glanced at the enthusiastic Lin Mo and suddenly had an idea.

It's okay for him to perform the sword dance, but he wants to catch this little devil to play with him as well.

When Lin Mo saw the look in Ji Qianhua's eyes, she suddenly had a bad feeling.

[Xiaobai, look at the way Ji Kengkeng looks at me. Isn't there something wrong? I always feel like he has some bad ideas in mind. I feel like he wants to pounce on me and bite me.]

Bai Xiao was addicted to eating and couldn't help himself. Today's food was very much to his liking. He looked up and said, "What bad idea can he come up with? Don't worry, I'm here. He can't bite you."

Lin Mo nodded affirmatively, [That's natural.]

Ji Qianhua: ...Why would I bite her? Your little system is talking nonsense.

"Your Majesty, I would like to perform for everyone as well. I have heard that Lady Xiaolin is very agile and has saved your life many times (blocking the sword for others when assassins came). Why not let her come up as well?"

When the Lin family heard this, they took a deep breath. "Little brother! Who gave you the courage to let her go up and perform with you? You are tying your own head to your belt!"

Madam Lin whispered to Minister Lin, "Do you think this child has some brain problems?"

Minister Lin's mouth twitched, and he had no idea how to answer.

Lin Mo: [I said this person had bad intentions! But I'm not afraid! It's just a show!]

[He performed sword dance, and I performed dance, who can't do it? ]

Bai Xiao: [Can you dance? As far as I know, you don’t seem to be able to dance.]

Lin Mo: [Even if you haven’t eaten pork, you’ve seen a pig run. It just twists and turns. Who can twist like me?]

Bai Xiao suddenly thought of how she dodged Qing'er on the street that day. She was really good at twisting.

After the two men walked onto the stage, Ji Qianhua was polite and Lin Mo held his chin up with a confident look on his face.

Looking at Ji Qianhua, who looked like a decent man, Lin Mo groaned in his heart, "Why is this guy so dramatic? He even has a faint smile on his face. What is he trying to do? Is he trying to seduce other girls? He has no male ethics!"

When Ji Qianhua heard this, his smile disappeared instantly and he even glanced at Lin Ran secretly.

The people below really wanted to laugh when they saw this. After so long, they finally understood what male ethics meant. They understood that not observing male ethics meant that a man attracts a lot of women.

The emperor smiled and said, "We can start now."

Ji Qianhua danced with a sword with great vigor, his posture was upright and his movements were smooth. Lin Mo silently memorized his movements.

[Wait, watch how I replicate his moves! My memory is top notch! I think my snake dance is definitely not as good as his, I want to replicate it! ]

Bai Xiao, who was standing below: […Why don’t you stop making it more difficult for yourself and just do your snake dance obediently.]

Snake dance? ? ? Except for Hua Kongque and the stupid beauty, no one else understood what Lin Mo meant by the snake dance. But judging from Bai Xiao's tone, she must be quite good at this snake dance.

Lin Mo: [I won’t! I just want to suppress him! ]

Bai Xiao: [Okay then, keep going.]

Ji Qianhua finished his performance very quickly, and there was a loud noise when he finished. His sword dance was very entertaining to watch, and he was also good-looking, so the effect was great.

The next one was Lin Mo. She was seen holding a wooden sword and replicating Ji Qianhua's sword dance one-to-one.

Well, this sword is a bit long, and she made every move correctly, but something was just not right.

When other people did a backflip they really flipped over in the air, but she just lay on the ground and kicked her legs to flip over. When other people lifted their legs their legs almost formed a line, but when she lifted her legs she had to cover her buttocks for fear that her pants would pull the line.

I wouldn't have worn it so tightly!