The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo's question made Ji Qianhua break out in a cold sweat.

He can be sure that he has never liked anyone, but he cannot be sure whether others have liked him. He can't just ask everyone one by one.

Ji Qianhua glanced at Lin Ran quietly, only to see that Lin Ran remained calm, as if she didn't care about this topic at all. But when she pinched the needle, it could be seen that she was not so calm in her heart.

At this time, Xiao Bai replied: [There are people who like him, but he cut off all the peach blossoms. ]

[When he just returned to the capital, a girl fell in love with him. The girl was very proactive and invited him to go out to appreciate flowers and go boating. Do you know how this guy made the girl give up her idea of ​​him? ]

[What method?] Lin Mo was really curious. It was probably not a proper method.

Bai Xiao couldn't hold back his laughter in his heart, and then he said with a smile: [You don't know how cruel this guy is. He specially took the girl to dinner, drank a large pot of wine before he even ate, and then burped loudly and long at her, which directly made the girl disillusioned.]

Lin Mo: ...

Lin Ran: ...

You are really worthy of being called Ji Kengkeng. I knew you couldn't think of any normal solution, but I also didn't expect that your solution would be so harmful.

[There were other girls who asked him out a few times later, and he used similar methods, which were to destroy his image in the girls' minds. As far as I know, his image was destroyed quite thoroughly.]

Ji Qianhua's face is now flushed. Since he doesn't like those girls, he naturally wants to find a way to deal with them.

The other person just asked her out to play and didn't say that she liked him. If he rejected her directly, it would seem too presumptuous, so he thought of these ways.

No matter whether the method is harmful or not, as long as it is useful, it’s fine. So far, this method is still quite useful.

As Lin Mo was thinking, another question came up in his little head that made him particularly curious.

[Do you think this person who burps can control his burps while singing? He burps every time he sings a line. If he has such a skill, it would be amazing! He doesn't even need accompaniment, he has his own sense of rhythm.]

As soon as this thought crossed his mind, Lin Mo looked at Ji Qianhua with anticipation, and even Lin Ran had a hint of curiosity on his face.

Ji Qianhua: ...Why is it always so weird if it's not what you're focusing on? What normal person would sing while hiccuping? It makes him seem like he's mentally ill.

Lin Mo did what he said and invited his future brother-in-law to have a drink that night.

When they heard her say she wanted to drink, Minister Lin and his wife were the first to refuse.

"Don't you know how much you can drink? Why do you want to drink with others? You think you don't have enough mounts, right?"

Dingba was busy feeding her baby, and the wild boar, without Dingba by its side, could not be approached by anyone except these two ancestors.

The only person in the house who could get close to the wild boar was the servant who fed it, but he could only get close to deliver food.

Lin Mo quietly looked up at his parents, then whispered, "It's been a long time since I last drank. Parents, please believe me, I really know my limits."

[And my purpose today is not to drink myself, I want to make Ji Qianhua burp. I want to know if he can sing with the sound of burping, the kind that moves with the rhythm of burping.]

The Lin couple: ...What verb? Your focus is really as excellent as ever. How did your brother Ji Ji annoy you recently?

Although Minister Lin and his wife disagreed, Lin Mo still convinced his parents with his eloquent speech, so the future sister-in-law and future brother-in-law started drinking on the roof that night.

As they drank, they became more and more excited, and Lin Mo directly stated his request.

"Brother Ji Ji, can you show me how to make a song with your burps? There is a man in the court who can make a rhythm with his farts. You should be no worse than him."

(The farting adult: ...Why are you comparing me to this? I wanted to hold it in but I couldn't this time so I let out the fart rhythm!)

Ji Qianhua had already been forced to drink a whole jar of wine, so his thoughts were a little out of control. Once he was provoked like this, he started to show off.

Hearing the long and deep hiccup, Lin Mo immediately clapped his hands.

It was also the first time that Bai Xiao saw someone with such a skill. How did he make the sound of hiccups so gentle and melodious, even with the tone?

And it's so long! Did he install something in his throat?

[Oh my god! There are top talents in every field. I now declare that Ji Ji is the top talent in burping. He is so amazing! The tone of his burping is like this: burp~~/~~/~, with two upward sounds in the middle. It is so amazing!]

Bai Xiao: [That's right, the adult who farted is nothing compared to him. That adult farted with his butt, and the sound was short and muffled. But Ji Qianhua is different], Xiaobai was interrupted by Lin Mo before he could finish his words.

I only heard her say excitedly: [Others fart with their buttocks, but he farts with his mouth, so he wins in this respect! This is not something that ordinary people can do.]

The Lin couple who were standing under the eaves and looking at her said:...You are really trying to get something out of a dog's mouth.

Look at what you said, are these nice words? What does it mean to fart with your mouth? It’s a good thing Qianhua drank too much, otherwise there would definitely be a big fight.

Lin Mo finally started to try it himself, and then all he could hear was the sound of burping on the roof.

This scene and this sound are so magical that if you don’t know, you would think they have invented a new language.

Bai Xiao: [I want to know how you guys communicated back and forth, and you communicated so seriously.]

The two people looked at each other, burping and nodding from time to time, as if they were really having a conversation.

Lin Mo said a little embarrassedly: [Actually, there was no communication. He just burped at me and I felt it would be impolite not to go back.]

Bai Xiao: ...Then you are really very polite.

[I have another question. Why are you two nodding to each other as if you are communicating?]

Lin Mo: [We are indeed communicating, but I don’t understand the meaning of his eyes. He nodded at me and I nodded back. This is called reciprocity.]

Wow, you are actually quite cultured. You used the idiom correctly, but it’s a bit inappropriate to use it in this situation.

In the end, Ji Qianhua was carried down. He drank four jars of wine by himself and burped all night long, both actively and passively.