The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

After a conversation that lasted for about an incense stick of time, the couple finally understood the meaning of Lin Mo's words.

In short, she disguised herself as a man and was spotted by a girl. The girl tried to get close to her by some means, but she rejected her.

This little bastard took nearly an incense stick of time to talk about something that could be explained in just one sentence, and most of the time he was bragging about his own intelligence.

"Mom and Dad, you don't know how charming I was back then. Everyone who saw me said I was good-looking. Although I'm short, my aura is not short at all!"

Lin Mo patted her chest with a look of pride. If you didn't know her, you would think she had done something earth-shattering.

Lin Family Couple: ...

Is it necessary to do this? Never mind, they are already used to it.

"Alright, alright, you want to eat fried bacon, I'll make it for you. Go back to your room and take a shower and change your clothes. You look like you're in this state, and you'd be begging even if I gave you a bowl."

Minister Lin really didn’t understand. Other girls didn’t act like this when they went out to play. Even if the boys went out to play for a day, they wouldn’t come back so dirty.

If you don’t know, you would think she rolled there instead of walking, otherwise how could her body be so dirty.

Bai Xiao is cleaner than her.

Lin Mo smiled ingratiatingly and pulled Bai Xiao back to his room.

Looking at the backs of the two people, Mrs. Lin thought of a very important question.

"You think they wouldn't even take a bath together?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. Bai Xiao first attached himself to this girl, so he must know everything.

Even after becoming humans, these two people were inseparable. Although they arranged a yard for Bai Xiao, this guy would go into his daughter's yard every day.

Don't think they don't know that this guy gets smaller every night and lies in the same bed with Lin Mo. Sometimes the two of them even quarrel while they are sleeping at night.

The corners of Minister Lin's mouth twitched and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible.

Forget it, forget it. So much time has passed and it’s too late to intervene even now.

Anyway, these two people are a match made in heaven, and no one understands each other better than them.

But the situation at the moment was not what they expected. Lin Mo was taking a bath alone in the bathroom, and Bai Xiao was taking a bath in a cup. The two of them were still talking behind a screen without disturbing each other.

"When the time comes, please give me a bigger cup, or make me a small wooden barrel. It's so shabby for me to bathe in a cup every day." Bai Xiao was very dissatisfied with his treatment.

Everyone else has their own bathtub, why does he have to bathe in a cup every day?

Last time, he even mixed up his tea cup with his bath cup. He really committed a sin.

Lin Mo's voice came from inside, "You can make one yourself, and you have some pocket money, so why don't you go out and buy one? Customize one yourself."

"Don't expect me to do everything for you. I'm a girl."

Bai Xiao: ...Now you remember that you are a girl. Why didn’t I see you having this awareness before?

Since he became a human, he has been bathing in a cup most of the time. It is indeed very comfortable, and he can add water at any time. One pot of water is enough for him to bathe forever, which saves water and trouble.

But he still wanted an exquisite little bathtub, which had become an obsession for him.

After the two of them took a shower, Minister Lin's meal was ready. Minister Lin's cooking skills weren't that great but the taste wasn't bad either. It was just an ordinary home-cooked meal.

Mrs. Lin also cooked a soup for them herself.

Looking at these two people who swept everything away like a whirlwind, the couple really looked disgusted.

"It's fine if you two eat like this at home, but don't eat like this when you go out. It's so filthy."

Lin Mo paused when he heard this: [What dialect is this? This seems to be a northern dialect. ]

In modern times, isn't the Northeastern dialect "mai mai tai"? Are there people from the Northeast here? Or do these people from the Northeast also speak the Northeastern dialect?

Before Bai Xiao had a chance to answer her, he asked her father directly.

"Dad, who did you learn this bad language from? I've never heard you say such things before."

He doesn't want his father to speak with a Northeastern accent. It would be so disillusioning if his handsome and unparalleled father started speaking in a Northeastern accent!

Minister Lin thought for a moment and replied, "Some time ago, there were a few officials from the north who spoke with a slight accent. I was unconsciously influenced by them, but the impact was not great."

Lin Mo opened his eyes wide, put down his chopsticks and retorted: "You still call this a small impact! Dad, you must not learn from them. You, the unparalleled mature gentleman, always speak like this as soon as you open your mouth. This is not okay!"

After she finished, she looked at her mother again, "Mom, please take care of Dad. Don't let him learn from others!"

Mrs. Lin tutted in annoyance, "Just eat your meal! There are so many things to do every day."

It turns out that Uncle Lin still sticks to his accent and hasn't been completely distorted. He just occasionally utters two words.

The mature immortal man Gong Ziyin is still the immortal man Gong Ziyin, except that his attack power is even greater when he confronts others.

Some censors and imperial officials were no match for Minister Lin.

There were a few officials from the north, and because their accents had a great influence, the emperor ordered them to learn Mandarin and try their best to correct their accents.

As for why they did this, it was mainly because when those people spoke, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao spoke in Northeastern dialect and told skits in their hearts, which made everyone laugh so hard that they were almost dying.

The Northeastern dialect they speak is more standard than that of the locals. Maybe this fictional era has also borrowed some modern languages. Although they don't understand why people in the north speak Northeastern dialect, it doesn't affect their fun at all.

Those few people were already quite evil to begin with, and with Lin Mo and Bai Xiao performing crosstalk and skits in the court every day, this unknowingly influenced many people.

If this continues, the entire court will be in trouble.

In the end, those officials were forced to learn Mandarin, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's fun came to an end. It could be said that an official of the court was saved.

The emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief. From now on, no matter which officials came to the capital, they would first have to be tested on their official language. Otherwise, how would they be able to understand the local dialects of each place?

We can't let him, the emperor, learn dialects everywhere and speak the local dialect to officials. Then what is the point of him as an emperor? He will just be serving others.

Although he is still serving others now, at least he can still save face. At least he is rich now.

The Lin family father and son have been feeling annoyed these past few days. These two little ancestors are really amazing.