The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Because the two of them had very similar experiences, such as wetting the bed and wanting to blame it on others, Bai Xiao formed a group for them.

Moreover, the methods used by both men to pursue their wives were somewhat similar, both were shameless and used the strategy of self-torture. He felt that by bringing these two people together, they could probably exchange some experiences.

This storybook was so popular in the capital that even the emperor had someone buy two copies.

Princess Xin's idea of ​​doing business is still a good one. She has already reached a contract with the lady who specializes in writing storybooks, and the two are now partners.

After seeing the script, the empress and other concubines also wanted to get a piece of the pie. As for the materials, they didn't mind using the emperor's materials.

But this was met with disdain.

Princess Xin said earnestly to the Queen: "Sister-in-law, I didn't say this, so I'll just tell you the truth. Although my brother is not bad looking, his conditions are there after all. If he was ten or eight years younger, it would be fine. Now it's a bit difficult to write a storybook."

This storybook is basically filled with handsome men and beautiful women. Although the emperor looks good, his figure is still not as good as others after all these years.

The queen sighed when she heard this, but she would not give up on making money.

"Sister-in-law, please think about it and give me some time. I also think it's not good for the emperor to sit like this all the time. It's time for him to exercise. Didn't you say that his face is not bad? I will tell him to exercise more and let him get in shape. Then we can cooperate again, okay?"

The Queen has now made up her mind. Princess Xin was shocked when she heard her words.

Princess Xin was not of high birth. Her mother came from a merchant family and her father did not hold a high official position. She was not the most favored one in the family, so she married Prince Xin, who was also unfavored.

However, she inherited her talent for business from her mother. If she hadn't tried every possible way to make money over the years, the palace would have been out of money long ago.

She is no longer poor now, but looking at the Queen's appearance, it is estimated that the palace is even poorer than their palace.

"Well, since the Imperial Sister-in-law has said so, I will go back and think about it carefully. I want to think about what kind of story I should write about my Imperial Brother. Forget about the love story. I'll write something else."

Hearing this, a smile suddenly broke out on the queen's face.

Your Majesty, in order for us to live a better life, I have to sacrifice you. I'm sure you won't mind!

The emperor, who was reviewing memorials in the imperial study at this moment, felt a chill on his back. He thought the window was too open, so he asked Eunuch Li to close the window.

The palace was exciting and Lin Mo's life outside was also good.

She had managed to bring the bed-wetting duo together.

"Your Highness, this is the Crown Prince of Zhennan. I am introducing you to each other today because you have similar experiences. I think you must have something to talk about."

The Third Prince: ??? What similar experience?

The Prince of Zhennan is the adopted son of the late emperor and the only prince of a different surname today. According to seniority, the Prince of Zhennan should be his younger brother.

Just when he was confused, Bai Xiao had already happily answered him: [You both wet the bed! And you both like to put the blame on others. ]

The Third Prince, Ji Qianhua: ...

Ji Qianhua grabbed Lin Mo by the back of her collar and said with gritted teeth: "Little girl, can you please stop cheating me? I have been good to you since you were a child. Have you forgotten who often let you ride on me as a horse when you were a child?"

Lin Mo replied speechlessly: "You mean you let me ride on your back and then you crawled under the table and let me hit the edge of the table directly, right?"

This man has been unreliable since he was a child. Although he is very good to her, everything he does is thoughtless.

When she was a child, he often let her ride on him like a horse. She was very happy at first, but he would always crawl under the table or go under the stool. She had to either lower her head or lie down, otherwise she would hit her head. She also developed a good skill of dodging.

This also laid a good foundation for her to avoid her father's beatings in the future.

The third prince couldn't help laughing: "It's quite fun to see you two getting along."

Bai Xiao complained in his mind: [Of course, each one is worse than the other.]

Lin Mo: ...

Ji Qianhua: ...

What's wrong with your system? Why is it still talking nonsense? What have we done wrong?

Lin Mo gathered them together and prepared to leave, as she still had to go eat melons.

"You two should have fun here. You two are brothers after all. Your Highness the Third Prince, you should have fun with him." [Don't let him have time to look for my sister.]

After hearing Lin Mo's last words, the two men almost couldn't hold back.

So this is your purpose. The third prince looked at Ji Qianhua with pity. This younger brother was really unlucky. He was actually targeted by Lin Mo, and he even took a fancy to the eldest daughter of the Lin family.

This little ancestor will be punished for his troubles, even if he doesn't die. I will cut off your contact with the eldest lady of the Lin family.

Ji Qianhua was also feeling helpless. This girl kept coming up with one thing after another every day.

Lin Mo couldn't care less now. She asked Bai Xiao anxiously: "Do you think I can catch up with that melon?"

Bai Xiao: [We can catch up, the peacock is already waiting there. ]

It seemed that the two men were anxious. The Third Prince and Ji Qianhua were also very curious about what kind of melon they were talking about.

At this moment, the peacock was hiding in a small pond, watching the two old men dueling in front of him with excitement on his face.

There is an old man who is the Tai Shi we are all familiar with, and there is another old man whom I don’t know.

The two old men were fighting each other with sticks, cursing at each other.

Qin Zheng, who was hiding on the other side, was also excited.

He said that it was definitely not a trivial matter for Lord Kobayashi to ask them out today, but he didn't expect to see the Grand Tutor fighting with others.

A little old man in his 60s and another little old man wanted to duel. Fortunately, they arrived early.

"Brother, your skills have regressed a lot over the years," another old man looked at the Grand Master with a mocking look on his face.

The Grand Tutor was so angry that his beard flew off. "How good do you think you are? Look at the wrinkles on your face. You look older than me."

Another little old man: ...I'm telling you about your body movements and you're telling me about my skin, there's something wrong with you!

Now the officials in the court are becoming more and more like Lin Mo. Their main speech style is to answer questions irrelevantly and be extremely hurtful.

At this moment, the peacock not far away asked a serious question: "How can these two old guys fight with each other? Isn't it just you hit me and I hit you back?"