The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

If he wasn't calm enough, he would be pissed to death now.

And how can this little bastard be cute! I have never seen a girl who is so comfortable among women!

Lin Mo held Concubine De's hand with his left hand, and put his arm around Concubine Li's shoulders with his right hand, and said to the emperor very happily: "Your Majesty, the ladies are so kind, you are so blessed."

Emperor Xuande: ...Why does this sound so strange?

I know my concubines are all good, but can you let go of my beloved concubines first? Can't you just keep your hands still?

Bai Xiao sighed in his sleeves, "What on earth is this emperor trying to do? He actually put someone into the harem. This is no different than a mouse entering a rice jar."

[Emperor, please be tougher. If you don't, your concubine will be kidnapped! ]

[Still touching me! Haven’t you touched my hand enough? You fickle little bastard!]

Emperor Xuande: What do you mean I should be tougher? Can't you be tougher?

Take this little bastard of yours away as soon as possible. If I had known that her entering the harem would be like a mouse entering a rice jar, I would never have let her in.

Your little system is really a case of a weak husband. Even though you are so tall and strong, you are led by the nose every day.

Bai Xiao's sour words made everyone laugh. Lin Mo comforted him perfunctorily and said, "Be more generous. I just have a better relationship with the ladies. This is how we girls communicate."

[What's wrong with girls holding hands? How can girls hold hands and go to the toilet together? ]

Lunch was also eaten in the Queen's palace. Lin Mo didn't have to open her mouth to eat. All the concubines came to feed her.

Emperor Xuande was sitting with the Empress, and her eyes were about to burst into anger. "Look at her like that. Why don't I, the Emperor, let her do it!"

The queen said calmly while eating: "Be more generous, they can't really do anything."

After she finished speaking, the queen picked up a chicken leg for Lin Mo and said gently, "Eat more, just like you are at home, don't be polite."

Emperor Xuande: ...You really are going too far!

The emperor was extremely upset during the meal, and even Eunuch Li beside him couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

Eunuch Li said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, why don't we go first and come back after Master Xiaolin leaves."

Emperor Xuande grunted and said righteously: "Why should I leave? I am the emperor, the empress is my wife, and they are my concubines! I am their husband! Why should I leave? She should leave if anyone should leave!"

Just bear with it until the afternoon, and this devil will leave in the afternoon.

Eunuch Li sighed. Why did he have to sit here and torture himself? Besides, the girl was just appreciating her beauty and couldn't do anything excessive.

Besides, wasn't it you who put that person in? And weren't you quite happy to put her into your harem at that time?

The emperor really felt like he was living a year in a day during the following period. Just after lunch, the crown prince, the second prince, and the third prince came over for some unknown reason.

Looking at Lin Mo, who was like a fish in water among the beauties and concubines, and then looking at their father with a sullen face, the three princes bit their lips and stood aside.

The three of them communicated with their eyes.

Prince: It seems we have arrived at a good time!

The second prince: That’s right. This is the first time I’ve seen someone who can make my father so embarrassed. My mother and all the ladies seem to like Lord Kobayashi very much.

The third prince stared at his mother with wide eyes: My mother has never treated me like this! She even hugged Lin Mo! She even fed Lin Mo!

When he was a child, if he didn't want to eat, his mother would slap him. After he cried, his mother would slap him and he would open his mouth to cry. Then food would be stuffed into his mouth, and he would almost choke to death every time. After that, he learned to be smart and would eat whatever was given to him.

It’s not fair! Mother, this is not fair!

The three princes and the emperor looked at each other, and the emperor shook his head at them with helplessness on his face.

Emperor Xuande: Find an opportunity to take this devil away quickly!

The prince looked up at the sky, pretending he saw nothing. It was rare to see such a scene, so why did they take the person away?

The second prince looked at the land and said that the floor looked very nice today.

The third prince looked at his father blankly. Why was his father glaring at him? It seemed like he hadn't done anything recently. He gave him a questioning look.

Emperor Xuande: ...

There are three sons. Two of them are smart and watch the show, but this one is stupid and can't understand his eyes. It's so sad!

Finally, it was afternoon, and Bai Xiao reminded: "Mo Mo, you've had enough fun and it's time to go home. Your father and your brother are already at the palace gate."

It’s finally time to go home. This guy is really enjoying himself so much that he almost doesn’t want to leave.

Lin Mo sighed and said to everyone in disappointment: "It's getting late and I should go back. See you next time, ladies."

Queen: "It's okay, it's okay. I'll give you this token. You can come in and out of the palace as you like. You can also come and see us when you have nothing to do. We are pretty bored in this harem."

He even came and went in the palace at will! Emperor Xuande looked at his wife, and the queen glanced at him lightly.

Lin Mo accepted the token very happily, and then left happily with a lot of things.

When they came, there was a huge pile of stuff, and when they left, there was an even bigger pile of stuff, including two live chickens.

As Lin Mo's back disappeared, the smiles on everyone's faces gradually disappeared.

"Oh, Miss Xiaolin is really a funny person. I hope she can come and play tomorrow."

Emperor Xuande said expressionlessly: "Don't you still need to make money? If she comes to play every day, will you still have time to make money?"

"This little devil has a lot of things to do outside."

What a day it was! It was terrible! It was extremely terrible!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi came in person to pick up Lin Mo. Seeing Lin Mo carrying a lot of bags and a eunuch holding two live chickens behind him, the two looked a little confused.

What's going on? Why did they bring so many things out? Why are there two live chickens?

Before they could ask, Lin Mo started to explain: "Dad, these are given to me by the ladies in the harem. They love me so much!"

Bai Xiao snorted and said, "That's right. You just open your mouth when food is served. You hold this concubine on your left and that concubine on your right. There is also a concubine serving you food and drink, and another one telling you stories. Even the emperor doesn't have it as good as you."

Lin family father and son: !!!

No! You directly stole the emperor's harem!

Lin Mo retorted: [I have a charismatic personality! ]

Bai Xiao: [Yes, yes, yes, I have never seen a girl as popular as you. I think the emperor sitting next to you is about to get fuming.]