The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Eunuch Li couldn't bear to watch it any longer and came over and whispered, "Well, Master Xiaolin, you don't have to remember this."

If you have to write down even a burp, then how much stuff would you have to remember in a day?

Lin Mo asked in confusion, "Why not record it? Shouldn't the emperor's affairs be recorded, big or small?"

Uh... this question really stumped Emperor Xuande and Eunuch Li.

It is indeed necessary to record it, but it is not recorded in such detail. It would be so embarrassing if future generations saw it.

Bai Xiao cooperated with Lin Mo and said: [Mo Mo, you don't have to listen to them, just remember, these must be written down. The emperor of the previous dynasty had people record every 12 hours of the day, including what dishes he ate, when he went to the toilet, and even the shape of his poop, because that emperor was particularly afraid of death.]

[If you get sick, you can find the cause right away based on these, so the emperor lived to be 92 years old! ]

Lin Mo: [Is it so amazing? It turns out that people should live more cautiously. Living cautiously means being responsible for yourself.]

Hearing this, Emperor Xuande immediately corrected his attitude. In fact, it’s not that he can’t remember it. Isn’t life safety the most important thing?

But he soon regretted the idea.

"You really don't need to go in?"

Lin Mo stood outside the door and asked seriously, "Don't you need to record it?"

The emperor and empress inside didn't know what to say.

Records need to be recorded, but you are not allowed to come in and record!

The Queen sighed and said, "Why did you think of transferring Lord Kobayashi over to do the work?" Where do you get the courage from?

Now, when you sleep, everyone will watch over you.

Emperor Xuande sighed, regretting in his heart, "I didn't expect this to happen. Just now when I went to the bathroom, she almost followed me in. Fortunately, Eunuch Li stopped her. She also told me that all these things of the previous emperors had to be recorded."

This is really embarrassing. I'll let the eunuch record these things from now on.

Eunuch Li kept saying outside: "You have special records for young eunuchs, so Sir Xiaolin doesn't need to worry about this matter. After all, Sir Xiaolin hasn't married yet, so it's not convenient for him to deal with this matter."

"Why don't you go and rest early, Master Xiaolin? The sick boy is back today, and he recovers from his illness quickly."

This afternoon was really hard to endure. She even had to record the emperor's farts.

She recorded how long the emperor dozed off, including his sleeping posture and whether his mouth was open.

The key is that you can't say anything to her. She is really dedicated, just a little too dedicated.

Lin Mo sighed and said a little disappointedly: "Is that so? Then I will go back to sleep first. Although the person will recover from his illness tomorrow, I still want to play in the palace for a day. It has been agreed that I can play here for two days, and I can't regret it."

She had been working all day and had no time to go to the palace or go shopping.

Bai Xiao: [Ah, work is so tiring. You've written so many words today. Your hands must be tired.]

[The little eunuch is almost recovered from his illness. He just caught a slight cold. But I don't know what happened. Today, Eunuch Li suddenly sent a lot of people to take care of this little eunuch. They stayed up late and served him. Could it be that this little eunuch has some special identity? ]

[But this is not right. If this little eunuch had any special identity, I would know it. This little eunuch is just an ordinary eunuch.]

Lin Mo suddenly took a deep breath in his heart: [Could it be that this little eunuch is related to Eunuch Li, just like the son who suddenly appeared last time. ]

Eunuch Li who was standing nearby: ...Can you two please not be so divergent in your thinking? I entered the palace when I was a child, and you guys want to give me a son?

Bai Xiao: [We are apprentices, just like you, but he is a real apprentice, not a fake one like you.]

Eunuch Li: That’s right. It was you who gave me the title of the castration expert.

After much persuasion, Lin Mo finally returned to his own little palace.

There were palace maids and eunuchs serving her, but she drove everyone out.

"I don't like so many people staring at me sleeping. It's so embarrassing."

Lin Mo has lived here for so many years but still doesn't like having other people in the room, except Bai Xiao, of course.

Even at home, when they went to bed at night, there were only the two of them in the room, and the maids stayed away from them.

But even if Lin Mo didn't want anyone to watch over her, Mrs. Lin still sent someone to keep watch for her. The person was quite far away, but someone could still hear her if she shouted.

Bai Xiao couldn't hold it in any longer after a whole day, so he got bigger when he kicked the guy out.

"Hurry up and bring out all the food. I'm really starving today."

It has been a long time since Bai Xiao felt so hungry. He felt shrunken all day long, which was really frustrating.

Lin Mo took out some snacks and they started eating. "It's a good thing I listened to you and brought some food with me, otherwise I would have starved to death."

"Why isn't the food the emperor eats as good as the food I eat at home? The food we had at the palace banquet before tasted pretty good."

Lin Mo thought about the taste of the dishes he had at the last banquet. They were delicious, too. Why were the dishes he had today not as good as the ones he had at home?

Bai Xiao said incoherently with a snack in his mouth: "Then we must put in more effort in hosting the banquet. After all, it is a royal banquet. The food here will not be as good as that at the banquet. After all, we have to save money and just eat until we are full. Safety is the most important thing."

Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I saw that the emperor ate the food first after the eunuchs ate it, so he ate what others had left."

Bai Xiao paused and thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be true.

After dinner, the two went to sleep, Bai Xiao still lying on Lin Mo's face.

"Sleep well and stop blocking my nose. It often wakes you up when I'm asleep."

Lin Mo patted the little man on her face, and Bai Xiao kissed her nose, "I know, I know, muah, let's go to bed quickly."

These two people slept quite comfortably, after all, they were not picky about where they slept.

However, the emperor and empress did not sleep well, and the emperor was thinking about what to do tomorrow.

We definitely cannot allow this person to continue recording. If he continues to record, he will be the same as the emperor of the previous dynasty.

Now, the emperor of the previous dynasty is often the subject of investigation by historians. Although life safety is important, face after death is also important.