The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The main reason is that he heard that having elders kneel down would shorten his life. Lin Mo is not afraid of anything except a short life.

She wants to live a long life. She just turned 16 and she can't let others shorten her life.

If you kneel down for a moment, I will immediately prostrate myself before you. This will not shorten my life.

Everyone around was stunned. What was going on?

Bai Xiao was almost laughing madly while hiding in Lin Mo's sleeve.

[Your action just now was quite fast. I thought you were going to kneel down, but you prostrated yourself directly.]

Lin Mo: [That won’t work. He kneels towards me and I kneel towards him. If someone doesn’t know, they might think we are bowing to each other.]

Bai Xiao's laughter stopped abruptly. Yes, it was indeed quite strange.

The others were also very confused. You have thought a lot about it.

Lin Mo continued: [And it’s not safe for me to kneel down. Lord Jiang is my elder after all. If he kneels down to me and I kneel down to him, what if the heaven doesn’t recognize this etiquette? I don’t want to shorten my life, so it’s better to prostrate myself.]

Bai Xiao agreed and said: [Not bad, not bad, you have thought it through.]

The Jiang family members standing by didn't want to say anything anymore. After Lord Jiang knelt down, he pulled his head back to sleep.

Madam Jiang quickly had Lord Jiang carried away. As for the person who was still lying on the ground, Madam Jiang also had someone help her up.

"Thanks to Master Xiaolin for coming to help, otherwise I don't know how long this matter would have lasted."

The smile on Mrs. Jiang's face was particularly genuine, and it seemed that she was really grateful to Lin Mo.

Lin Mo patted the dust off his body and said cheerfully: "This is nothing, but Lord Jiang's skills are really good, he is still strong even at his old age!"

After saying that, she gave the other person a thumbs up.

Mrs. Jiang: ...Actually, he is not that old. He is just ten years older than your father.

Tsk, ten years older, so it seems ok to say he’s older.

When Lin Qi came over, he saw his own enemy sister smiling with her big teeth showing and being flattered by others.

Bai Xiao quickly reminded: [Stop laughing, stop laughing, your brother is here to catch you.]

The smile on Lin Mo's face disappeared instantly, and he turned around to see his brother with a sullen face.

Lin Qi walked over and grabbed her collar, "How dare you run out of the house in the middle of the night! You are really getting more and more courageous!"

"Come home with me now! If you dare to wander around again tonight, I'll show you how I'll deal with you!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Qi turned to Madam Jiang and smiled gently, "Thank you Madam for taking care of my sister. I will definitely come to thank you tomorrow."

Madam Jiang smiled and shook her head. "It was Master Xiaolin who helped me. My husband had another attack tonight. If it weren't for Master Xiaolin, who knows how long the fuss would have lasted. If anyone wants to express gratitude, we should go and express gratitude."

“Master Xiaolin went out at night today because of my family’s affairs, so please don’t be angry, Mr. Lin.”

Lin Mo was grabbed by the collar and nodded quickly like a chicken, "Yes, yes, don't be angry! Harmony brings wealth!"

Lin Qi pinched the back of her neck and said, "Shut up!"

Bai Xiao: [Hahahaha, your brother is angry! You're going to be beaten!]

Lin Qi: ...If I could expose you, I would have beaten you several times!

There was never a time when this girl got into trouble without your involvement!

When Lin Qi carried Lin Mo back, Lin Mo did not forget to say goodbye to Mrs. Jiang.

The main point is to be polite!

Mrs. Jiang looked at Lin Mo, who was still restless on Lin Qi's shoulder, twitched her lips, shook her head, and walked into the yard.

Lord Kobayashi is really too lively. Fortunately, my own child is not like that, otherwise I would have to worry so much.

Just as this thought came to her mind, a panicked voice came over.

"Grandma! Oh no! My uncle and aunts dropped grandpa into the toilet!"

Mrs. Jiang: "!!! What!"

What are these bastards doing! Can't they help them get into the room? How did they drop the person into the toilet?

The room next to the bedroom usually has a toilet, which can be large or small.

How could a person fall in there?

When Madam Jiang went over, Lord Jiang was sitting on the ground. He was fully awake, but his expression was still a little dazed.

As for the three people who caused the trouble, the youngest son stood in the front and the two daughters stood behind, all three of them lowered their heads with guilty looks on their faces.

"Mom, this isn't our fault! Dad just had another attack! He just lay down here, and even leaned on the stool next to the toilet. When we were trying to help him up, he accidentally fell down."

Lord Jiang: “Ugh!”

Madam Jiang held her forehead with her hand and said, "Everyone, go down!"

It’s really so bad!

In fact, the reason why he did this so many times tonight was because Lord Jiang drank a little wine before going to bed. He was drunk and sleepwalking. Isn't this a bit exaggerated?

Lin Mo was carried comfortably on her brother's shoulders. She had become very good at finding a comfortable position for herself.

When they were halfway there, Bai Xiao told what had just happened in the Jiang Mansion.

[Hehehe, Lord Jiang will probably have to take a leave tomorrow. He has suffered a serious psychological trauma.]

Lin Mo sighed and said, "That's right. Those three are really filial sons and daughters. They let Dad's head fall into the toilet. If I did something like that, I would probably just find a place to bury it."

Lin Qi: ...You still know that, then why do you do these immoral things every day?

No, it seems that all the bad things this girl does are done in other people's homes. It is relatively rare in her own home. At most, she only harms herself.

After bringing the person back, Lin Qi still worriedly told him, "Be good and go to sleep! I'll call you to court tomorrow morning, don't run around anymore, okay?"

Lin Mo nodded very obediently: "I know, I know. Go back to sleep quickly. If you can't get up tomorrow, it will be over."

If she can't get up, then only one person in the family will be unable to get up. If her brother can't get up, then two of the three in their family will be killed.

Lin Qi actually understood what she meant. He was probably infected by this guy's train of thought.

Everyone had a wonderful time tonight and everyone got to eat a complete and perfect melon.

Only Lord Jiang's family was not very happy, especially Lord Jiang.

As expected, he asked for leave during the morning court session the next day, and everyone knew about it.

Even the emperor sighed and sent him some spices.

Looking at the spices sent by the emperor, Lord Jiang rolled his eyes and fainted again.

His reputation for a lifetime!