The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 192 Four people blow up the toilet together
The four people who couldn't think of anything to do ran all the way to an abandoned house.
Lin Mo opened the door and said proudly: "Let me show you my secret base! Isn't it very cool!"
At this moment, a gust of wind blew through, blowing away all the dust in the room.
Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng: …
Your secret base is a bit simple. How long has it been since anyone lived there?
"Master Xiaolin, how come you have a house in such a desolate place? This is already in the suburbs. I remember that this place seemed to be built by the imperial court for refugees to live in when there was a disaster in the past. Your house should be built in the same place."
Bai Xiao answered silently in his heart: [That's right. I don't know why she had to set up her secret base here. There is nothing inside, and there is a toilet in a commoner's house not far behind. I really don't know how she chose it.]
Lin Mo: [Shut up! Of course the secret base cannot be in a crowded place. ]
"Anyway, just know that this place is fun. Less than a mile ahead is a peach orchard! I asked my dad to buy it!"
"To the left is a vegetable patch, which my sister bought for me."
"There is a small farm two miles outside the city. My brother gave it to me, and my mother paid for its renovation. This secret base is located in the center of these three locations, so it is convenient for us to go anywhere we want to play!"
Lin Mo unconsciously showed off his wealth, shocking the two people.
Qin Zheng opened his mouth slightly in shock and said, "You have so much wealth? Your parents and brothers and sisters are so good to you. I have nothing now and I have to rely on my parents."
Wei Zhengan didn't know what to say. He thought he was rich enough, but he didn't expect that Mr. Kobayashi, who usually kept a low profile, was the richest.
Generally, the children of officials do not have much property before they get married and start their own family. They usually start to manage the family slowly after they get married. The daughter's property is usually given as a dowry. It is rare for someone to give so much property to a daughter before she gets married.
"Master Xiaolin, you are truly the most unique girl in the entire capital."
When Lin Mo celebrated his birthday last year, Minister Lin had already bought this peach orchard and the plum grove, because he had heard Lin Mo mention that there was a plum grove in the suburbs.
I originally thought it was wild, but it turned out to be someone else's. Since it was someone else's, I bought it.
Both pieces of land are now under Lin Mo's name, and the name written on the title deed is also Lin Mo's. However, her family members did not dare to let her keep such valuable things. All the various real estate properties, farms, houses, and various gold and silver treasures given to Lin Mo are now kept by Minister Lin and his wife.
Including the big golden peony that Lin Mo took out last time and said she would give it to someone as a gift. It was also given to her as a toy by Mrs. Lin when she was a child.
So Lin Mo is really not poor. The things in her room are not priceless, but they are treasures. There are all kinds of jewelry, gold and silver, and jewelry. Not to mention what her parents have kept for her, she also has a lot in her own room.
It's just that she didn't have much cash on her, and she wouldn't be foolish enough to pawn the things her parents gave her, so she cried poor every day.
The four of them started playing house in the small kitchen at the back. The small kitchen had been tidied and was actually filled with vegetables.
Lin Mo said proudly: "This is the food I looted from those two scammers' homes last time. I put all of them here!"
"Come on, let's play a cooking game today. Can you two cook?"
The two shook their heads. "Every family has someone who specializes in cooking. Few men know how to cook."
Lin Mo shook his head and pulled Bai Xiao over.
"Who said that few men can cook? Bai Xiao can cook. My father and brother can cook too. You don't understand. It's very attractive for a man to cook. Come, come, let me teach you."
These guys really are the ones who dare to teach and two who dare to learn. But while they were playing, Bai Xiao smelled a melon.
[Momo! Stop playing, stop playing, I smell a melon! It's in that toilet! ]
The three people who were cooking stopped at once. Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng looked at each other, feeling so happy.
As expected, what dad said was right. It was definitely a good idea to come and play with Lord Kobayashi. Now I have found a melon!
Lin Mo was also excited at once, [Quick, tell me what gossip you are talking about, can we go and eat it live! ]
Bai Xiao replied excitedly: [Affair melon! The woman of the family in front of the toilet is having an affair with a wild man, right inside the toilet, while the woman's husband is busy working in the vegetable garden next to it. Do you think he is brave enough?]
Lin Mo took a deep breath in his heart. Is it so exciting? These two people really know how to seek excitement.
[Don’t they think the toilets are smelly? These toilets are all dry toilets! ]
The two people who were watching the show nearby also nodded in their hearts. Yes, yes, the toilet was very smelly and they couldn't stand staying there for a while longer. How could these two people who were having an affair stand it?
Bai Xiao said excitedly: [I don’t know now, let’s go, let’s go eat melons on the spot! ]
Lin Mo glanced at the two people who were pretending to be busy, then found an excuse and said, "You don't know where the toilet is yet, I'll take you to find the toilet first, and then you can go by yourselves if you want to relieve yourself later."
The two of them nodded quickly. They had to go and see such an exciting thing. No matter what the excuse was, Lord Kobayashi's excuses were never very good.
The four of them walked forward stealthily. There was a patch of weeds in front of them. Lin Mo hid behind the three tall men and walked on the flat ground.
After a while, they saw the toilet. Lin Mo smiled and took out two small firecrackers from his arms.
When they got closer, they heard the messy noise. Looking to the other side from this angle, they could actually see a man busy in the vegetable garden not far away.
Lin Mo deliberately said in surprise: "Ah! It seems we have encountered something extraordinary!"
Flower Peacock and Stupid Beauty said with exaggerated expressions: "It's really too bad!"
Bai Xiao: "Why don't we go over and take a look? Who would do such a thing in a toilet? This is definitely an affair. Could it be that the woman in this family is having an affair? The man busy not far away is the male owner of this family."
The four people really acted out their own roles, and the key point was that none of them noticed anything was wrong with the other party.
Lin Mo ran over to take a look and felt like she was about to get a stye. She pretended to be sad and nodded and said, "It's true that the woman of this family is having an affair with someone else. It's really terrible. The male owner is so nice and even sent me some fruit. Come! We must stop such things. These small firecrackers are for you."
She picked out these firecrackers from under the firecrackers at home when she went out. She picked out a few every day to play with in the past two days. Then her father saw that she liked to play with them, so he simply hung a long strip of them in her room so that she could play with them by herself when she had nothing to do.
Thumb-sized firecrackers can explode immediately after being lit. Half of the toilet was open to the sky. Several people were lying in ambush on a dirt slope, lighting small firecrackers and throwing them there just like they were doing when fighting the Japanese.
"Hurry up, I'm out of it."
"You guys should aim carefully, I didn't bring much with me."
Soon, screams were heard from the toilet, and the sound of the toilet exploding.
“Ahhhhh! Help! Help!”
A man and a woman rushed out of the toilet without even having time to put on their clothes, their bodies covered in filth.
The four people lying in ambush on the hillside were almost laughing crazy.
"Everyone, our mission was successful!"
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