The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo escaped the disaster thanks to food, but Lin Qi was not so lucky.

He ran away without hesitation when his father asked for help, and this account will always be settled.

"Dad, this is really not my fault. Even if I stayed there, it would just be one more person trapped, and I don't have the experience to do this!"

"Dad! I'm so old and you still hit me! Oh, oh, oh! Stop spanking me!"

Listening to the sounds coming from the study, Lin Mo and Lin Ran looked out from behind the rockery.

Lin Mo: "It's so tragic, so tragic. It's so rare to see Dad beating Big Brother."

Lin Ran: "Who said it wasn't true? You should be more obedient and get beaten less in the future. It's not shameful to be beaten every day when you're such a grown-up."

Lin Mo: "It's not shameful. What's there to be ashamed of? We are all family. What's there to be ashamed of?"

Lin Ran: ...

Fortunately, Bai Xiao was not here, otherwise it would be exposed as soon as he asked why Lin Qi was beaten.

Bai Xiao got two ducks from outside and he was taking care of his little ducks.

The roast duck made him greedy, and he thought the ducks he raised must be more delicious.

When Lin Mo came back, what he saw was Bai Xiao holding two ducks and smiling like a fool.

"Hey~, your expression is too scary, you'd better not scare the little duck."

Lin Mo really didn't understand him. If he wanted to eat roast duck, couldn't he just go out and buy it? He could also buy a live duck and roast it. It would be so troublesome to raise it himself.

And they may not even be able to survive.

Bai Xiao nodded the duckling's head and said, "How could my duck be scared so easily? Just wait, in two months we can eat duck meat!"

He is quite confident in his breeding ability. After all, who has as much theoretical knowledge as him!

By the way, Lord Si Nong also cultivated those things that the Western Regions and Western Rong presented as tribute last time.

This time the food on their table was richer. Lin Mo would go to the Grand Minister of Agriculture whenever she had time, and she made him run away whenever he saw her.

This little girl is simply like a locust, leaving nothing behind wherever she goes!

He had a pomegranate tree at home, and the fruit on it tasted delicious. As soon as the little devil came over, he took a fancy to his pomegranates.

She was quite skilled at eating. She hollowed out the inside and left the outer shell. I don't know how she ate it. The fruit was still hanging on the tree, and it was already a hollow shell.

He didn't think there was anything wrong at first. He let her climb trees if she wanted to. But when he wanted to pick the fruits, they were all empty! Some of them had blackened skin and were dried in the sun!

Except for the top part which she couldn't eat, there was nothing left for him to eat from the bottom part!

You said this little ancestor was stealing, but she also left money for you in a purse hanging on a tree branch. He would definitely see it if he went to pick fruit.

Si Nong was so angry that he laughed. Such a naughty person is a girl. How did Minister Lin raise this little daughter? This girl is too naughty.

But the money was enough for him to go out for a drink, and his wife didn't find out. Overall, the result was good.

During this period of time, Lin Mo has figured out exactly which households in the capital have fruit trees.

She would go to eat loquats from Liu Hanlin's house next door every few days, and she would eat and take them away at the same time. Anyway, the yard had been sealed off and no one would go there.

It will rot if left there, but it’s okay to eat it.

If it was other families, she would bring gifts as a guest and eat as much as she wanted. Most families would pack a lot for her to take back.

(Other families: We can all hear what you are thinking, so we might as well bring it back to you. No one at home likes it anyway.)

Most people eat fruits from outside, not the out-of-season ones that have to be shipped from far away, or the ones that come from the Western Regions and Western Frontiers.

The more valuable and rare it is, the more it proves your identity. Although some of them are not very delicious, you still have to save face.

But our Lady Xiaolin doesn't care about these at all. She only cares whether it tastes good or not, no matter whether it is shipped from other places.

Isn’t the weather very hot now? It’s a good season to eat watermelons. Watermelons are sold everywhere on the streets.

Moreover, the emperor would often prepare some chilled watermelons for the court officials to cool down. After all, it was quite hot with so many people in such a large hall, even with ice.

During the morning court session, halfway through, the emperor asked someone to cut a watermelon for him.

When I cut a watermelon, it rotted all over the floor.

Lin Mo said in his heart with great joy: [Wow! Watermelon has diarrhea! ]

Bai Xiao: [Hehehe, the colors are quite similar. ]

The Emperor above and all his ministers: ...

Why do I suddenly not want to eat watermelon after you said that?

Emperor Xuande coughed awkwardly, then quickly had the place cleaned up and re-cut the melon.

He was a poor emperor who could not afford other rare fruits, and the tribute of other fruits was not enough for him to eat, but he had enough watermelons.

The queen also led the concubines to open up a watermelon field in the palace, which was enough for them to be self-sufficient.

Lin Mo said while eating the watermelon: "It would be nice if I could eat it with a spoon. I will definitely eat half of the watermelon by myself when I get home!"

Bai Xiao: [But you never finish eating, so I want to eat what you leave. I don’t want to eat what you leave, I also want to eat half of the watermelon.]

This guy always has big eyes and a full stomach, but he can't bear to throw away the food. Every time you throw food to him to eat, he is almost becoming a garbage can.

[Then I'll find a small one. I should be able to finish the small one. ]

[By the way, is there any big melon during this period? It’s best to eat watermelon with melon! ]

Lin Mo felt that this was a good season for eating melons, and it was time to eat a few melons to cultivate his sentiments.

Bai Xiao thought for a moment and said, "Yes, something big happened in Doctor Xue's family recently. His son wanted to go out and have sex with a prostitute, but he was afraid of being caught, so he wore Doctor Xue's clothes and made a fake beard."

[Someone saw him a few days ago, and everyone thought it was Doctor Xue. Now everyone is saying that Doctor Xue is still strong and healthy. ]

Lin Mo ate the melon more happily, [Why didn't you say so earlier? ]

Bai Xiao: [Isn’t this because the melon was incomplete before? Now it’s complete. ]

Doctor Xue, who was standing next to Doctor Zhao, almost rolled his eyes.

He said that everyone looked at him in a strange way recently! It turned out that they were all rebellious children in the family!

Doctor Zhao stabbed him with a silver needle and said, "Old friend, old friend! Don't faint! We haven't finished eating the melon yet! After you finish eating, go back and take care of the child!"

Emperor Xuande didn't know what to say. He knew that there was such a thing as cheating, but he didn't expect that there would be such a cheating person!